Ungoliant Was The Original Hangry Girl

Ungoliant was the original hangry girl

That's what I was saying! Thanks gods someone else noticed it too!

completely forgot to make this post BUT another thing i noticed while rewatching chaos theory is during the scene where yasammy + ben nearly drown. when the latter kneels over the water, grieving his van, he says something and i just. connected the dots. um

probably a little bit of a stretch but. if bens girlfriend IS real, could she be italian??

Ouizzy modern AU where Frenchie introduces his new boyfriend, Izzy to his friends. And they all think that he got himself a sugar daddy 'cause Izzy is the assistant of high CEO or similar stuff Edward Teach while Frenchie is a street musician.

Only it's plot twist, the other way around.

Frenchie is actually wealthy, because he’s a succesful scammer stealing money from the rich. And in reality, Izzy was fired from his job a few weeks ago (because of a Bonnet-related incident, of course).

But none of his friends know this, and especially not Izzy who can't understand it for the love of god how can his failed artist bf buy everything he looks at for longer than two second.

I really like the line "the Gods will make his past known" when they talk about the fate of Astyanax (Hector's son) in the EPIC musical.

I think it's very self-aware and tells much about the nature of Greek Gods. They know that one day when Astyanax grows up he'll inevitably find out that he isn't actually the son of Odysseus. And if no one answers him about his past he'll asks the Gods and there will be at least one of them who can't say no and tells him the truth.

I can just picture it, young Astyanax standing in a shrine or at the seashore or in his room begging the Gods for an answer and one of them will break and tell him that his birth city was destroyed by the very man he called father.

And it would have been another heart breaking tragic.

I'm not your average LotR fan who watches the movies every weekend, speaks Elvish, have read the Silmarillion multiple times and knows Lord Elrond's family tree by heart.

Because I speak Dwarvish.

I think we need more *check notes* Caranthir content, yes.