Hello Can I Request Fyodor With A Female Reader That Cant Pronounce His Last Name Correctly? This Happened

Hello can I request Fyodor with a female reader that can’t pronounce his last name correctly? This happened in rl with my friend and it was so funny lol. Bonne journee!

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Fyodor X Fem!Reader

Genre: Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.3K

A/n: Lol sure you can! :)

I'm definitely having writers block lmao

Soooooo

You were working as a delivery girl, who delivered the mails and stuff that were too prime and secret to be sent by the post office.

And to keep the receiver's identity unrevealed, they didn't write their names on the box. They just simply told you the receiver's name and you were supposed to remember it, as you had to remember his address.

So with so much suffering and asking around, you finally found their address, going inside the building while a tall, foreign man attracted your attention.

"Um, sir?" You slowly went toward him as you placed the box on his desk. The man took a look at the box, before looking up at you, only to meet your tired eyes.

"Yes?"

"Are you... um... oh! Are you Mr. pastaevsky?"

Oh hell no.

Suddenly you heard a loud sound of laughter coming from behind you, and when you turned around, you were met with a blonde guy wearing a white strange outfit, who had bursted out into laughter and was holding his stomach as he looked as The other man.

"Did you hear that, Dos-kun? Or should I say, Pastaevsky-kun?"

You didn't know what was exactly going on, but you suspected that you had pronounces his last name incorrectly, since you had done it a few times in the past. So you turned to the man, and apologized with a sincere look.

"I-I'm really sorry Mr. Pa- I mean sir, I really didn't mean to offend you"

The man looked calm and didn't seem to be irritated by you, but deep inside his eyes, you could sense a threatening gaze that was mostly toward the other man, instead of you.

"It's Dostoevsky, and it's fine. Thank you for the de- "

"Yup, I'm sure Mr. Pastaevsky really appreciates it!" The blonde said while putting his hand on Dostoevsky's arm, giving you a chicky smile.

As you were heading back to the office, you were blaming yourself for being this forgetful and make silly, embarrassing mistakes like this. Little did you know Pastaevsky almost became another name for The man, Since his coworker started calling him that from that day.

Reblogs are appreciated! :)

300 follower event! - Status:Closed

You guys have no idea how happy I am. I nearly lost my blog because I was shadow-banned, but I got it back a few weeks ago :)

I might not be as active as I am at the moment since I have to study for my university exam in a few month and I also have a few upcoming tests so...

Anyway, This year is a really important year to me, and I'm happy to spend it with you guys :) thank you so much for your support, I really appreciate every single one of you (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Anyway... lets get down to business.

For this event, I'm going to do match-ups for you and a character from an anime you choose, who I believe would be a great match for you. :D

To participate in the event, all you have to do is:

Send me an ask and describe yourself. Talk about your hobbies, interests, your personality, your mbti type, and whatever you have in mind that can give me a better impression of you.

Also mention which anime do you want me to find a match for you from. You can only choose one of the fandoms below. Death note, Demon slayer, The case study of Vanitas, Haikyuu!! and last but not least, Bungou stray dogs .

I won't accept more than ten requests for this event since doing match-up requests can be tiring, so if you're interested please send me the information I asked as soon as possible.

Btw, if we reach 400 before the end of the September, we're gonna have an smutember event :D so... lend a hand, please?

Update: also, this is my one hundredth post so happy 100th post! XD

Update: Requests have reached the max limit, so I won't be taking any match up requests anymore; But my requests are open in total and you can still request random content :>

◆Event MasterList!◆

Bungou Stray Dogs

∞Chuuya Nakahara | One & Two & Three

∞Atsushi Nakajima | One

∞Dazai Osamu | One

∞Nikolai Gogol | One

∞Ryuunosuke Akutagawa | One

∞Fyodor Dostoevsky | One & Two

Haikyuu!

∞Keiji Akaashi | One

∞Hajime Iwaizumi | One

∞Tooru Oikawa | One

Atsushi, concerned, carefully looking at Ranpo, thinking to himself: Ranpo-san seems so tense, I bet something important is on his mind. Ranpo, concentrating: Thinking about which one of his sweets he should eat first*

Is this canon or what...?🚶🏻‍♀️

BSD Character's sexuality

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: Mentions of multiple sexulities

Word Count: 0.6K

A/n: Please keep in mind that these are just my personal opinions, and no hate in intended toward the characters. Also, I would be happy to hear your thought in this case too; but respectfully please :)

⇝Dazai Osamu

As a self-shipper, I would like to think that he is straight; but as some of you might know I'm also a soukoku shipper, so I'm gonna go with Bi-sexual. I don't want to discuss soukoku here/in this blog because it's definitely not the right place for it, but if you were interested you just have to look up instagram or soukoku blogs on tumblr to find out more. anyway, I think that he's bi-sexual, but the reason he doesn't really show it or even ignores his attraction to men (By men I mean Chuuya leave me alone) at some point, is because he used to be sexually abused in his childhood, and by Mori.

Now this is just a theory, but many fans believe that Asagiri wrote the characters based on the main role of the author's book, and if you had read No longer human, you know that the main role- which is similar in so many ways to Dazai- was being sexually abused at a young age. This actually could be one of the many reasons why Dazai isn't interested in being in a relationship and prefers one night stands, but it's only a theory.

⇝Kunikida Doppo

I'm most certain that he's straight. In the novel "Dazai's entrance exam", or in the 6th and 7th episode of the anime, we all witnessed how he got annoyed everytime He saw Dazai chatting with Sasaki, and well, Sasaki was Author Kunikida's wife in real life, so, my point.

I also think that he's ideals for his future mate is based on a woman's personality, but We can never be sure until we find out what he has written in that book of his.

⇝Nakajima Atsushi

Pansexual. Why? Well, Atsushi just doesn't look like a person who would care about formalities in his s/o, like about their appeariance, how they look, what they wear, or even their gender. Though in the series we only saw him getting all shy and blushed around girls, but I think What Atsushi is interested in and cares about is their personality. If he finds a person who's kind, sweet and caring, he will fall for them regardless of who they are and what they are like.

⇝Tanizaki Junichiro

None of us want to admit it directly, but we all know that he has something going on with his sister. I don't wanna get into details but based on the evidence and the fact that he hadn't shown any interest in men, I believe that he's Straight.

⇝Adogawa Ranpo

I honestly can't give an answer. Maybe Pansexual? since no matter what gender people around him have, he doesn't give A damn about them unless he's interested into them; and the only way he's interested into them is that... Idk... maybe they have sweets in their pocket🚶🏻‍♀️

So basically he isn't into looks and stuff either, and he would be comfy around a person who's independent, a good baker/cook, and is smart like him. He doesn't expect his s/o to be as smart as him, since he might get competitive, so just smart enough to understand the situation and have an idea of what other people are thinking about.

⇝Yosano Akiko

I think that she's %99 a lesbian? since we have seen her beating the shit out of men when they overstep her boundries, or at least be a bit hard on them, while she's always gentle with girls. For example, she's not gentle with Atsushi as mush as She is with Kyouka. It might be because Kyouka reminds her of her own past, but in total, she gets along better with women in a romantic relationship than men.

Also, it is written in her biography that She dislikes weak men. None of the men around her are weak, but she hasn't shown any interest in them either; so, I guess she's into women, or at least prefers them to guys.

I would love to share my thoughts on port mafia members too, so if you're curious, just send me an ask :)

Reblogs are appreciated.

Hi!!! I just saw your matchup event and i couldn’t resist the urge to participate >-<. I’m glad that I saw it, because I just scrolled past your masterlist and I saw some juicy content which i’m DEFINITELY gonna read later!!!

I wanna congratulate you for your 300 followers, i’m sure you really deserve them!! <33

Of course ignore this if it’s uncomfortable for you, no pressure!!

Okay so the fandom i’m gonna request from is Haikyuu!

I’m a scorpio, ISFP, 7w6, I really like photography and i’m studying cinema atm. My hobby is writing poems since i consider it the only way I can properly express my emotions; I also like to read, especially manga, and listen to music. I love to experiment hair colours hehe

I’m a stubborn person, with precise goals in life. I love creating new relationships but, the moment the other person shows me that they don’t really care about me, I’m gonna leave without looking back.

Im very loyal in friendships or relationships, and I love to listen to people. I’m very independent and I prefer to stay alone most of the times

I hope I described myself enough because I don’t really know what to say 🫠

Thank you in advance for your time and take care 🥺🥺🫶🏻🫶🏻

Fandom: Haikyuu

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: Spoiler from the manga (Akaashi's job)

Word Count: 0.6K

A/n: This one was tough lmao. Thank you so much honey! I'm glad that you enjoyed my work! feel free to send requests if you have anything on your mind :>💕

I match you with...

Keiji Akaashi!

I was actually doubtful about Choosing between Oikawa and Akaashi, but in the end I went with Akaashi cause you know... He's Akaashi :>

Akaashi is a super thoughtful and understanding person. He's kind, also indepentednt and charming as hell. He will never cross your boundaries and always gives you the space and time you need to yourself; though he will not hesitate to interfere when you have a serious problem and will do his best to make you feel better.

You do not have to worry about his feeling toward you. As I said before, he is a thoughtful guy, and he will definitely think it through before stepping in a relationship. If he's in a relationship with you, you have to know that he definitely loves you; or else he wouldn't be here.

He listens to other people (Bokuto) just like you and will do his best to make them feel better (we've witnessed that in the anime) so you have something to talk about when you open up to each other lol; because sometimes listening to people just takes so much energy, you know?...

Akaashi is also a supportive boyfriend. He shows interest in the major your studying (no matter what it is) and will gather information about it so he can have a better understanding of what you're interested into. He will be your model if you ask him to (ask him, this hot guy is definitely a good catch), I'm not sure if he will be willing to let you color his hair, but I'm sure you can both compromise on it or maybe even make a bargain...? <3

You like reading manga? Well lucky for you, your s/o is a manga editor! You can read all the manga's he edits before gettng published officially, so that's definitely a benefit to you🚶🏻‍♀️

Akaashi loves to be in a relationship with an independent person. He admires your independence. He's been taking care of people for quite a while, and he prefers to be with someone who's mature and is able to take care of himself.

He is a pro at reading your mood, and as the thoughtful boyfriend he is, he will give you the space you need. He might not even ask you about your problem directly, but he will ask you how you're feeling and if you need help with anything. So don't think that he doesn't care about you; he just doesn't want to bother you and trusts you because he knows you're able to do thing on your own.

This guy might look cold, but he has a big golden heart, and you don't have to look closely to notice it :)

In a relationship, he's actually warm caring person. Not the energetic type of boyfriend, but the smooth type of guy. He makes you feel relaxed and comfortable, you feel like you can open up to him about anything since he's not judgmental and Honestly it's hard not to fall in love with a guy who's always sweet and polite :>. So if you're looking for something comfy, peaceful and calm, he's definitely the guy for you.

Tries his best to keep a balance between his work and you. Even when he's been working for 5 hours, he will still take you to the restaurant he promised you only to see your beautiful smile.

Please don't let him overwork himself tho ಥ_ಥ

I think I should have matched you with Kuroo, but I don't know... 🚶🏻‍♀️

Thanks for participating in my event! :)

For your event match up for bungo stray dogs

Congrats btw

I’m a female Sagittarius , my mbti is intj, I have a high pain tolerance. I can actually sing really well but only when I’m alone. I never wanna drink alcohol in my life and I secretly despise it. I’m also an introvert. I’m also Latina and 4”11. I rarely get grossed out. I’m straight . I love horror and rarely get grossed out and I like cats more then people . I have autism. I love watching movies and playing genshin impact. I also like learning and reading . I know English, my Spanish is rusty and the basics of French.

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs Format: Headcanons Warnings: None Word Count: 0.5K A/n: You know what's funny? Nikolai is the perfect match for you based on your mbti type, but I think Atsushi might be a better match

I match you with...

Atsushi Nakajima!

At first I wanted to go with Dazai, but I just can't see him in a relationship, even with a person whose personality is similar to Oda; So I'm going with Atsushi which is definitely a good choice.

Atsushi is respectful and has a lot of patience (Have you seen how Dazai makes him do his work to and he's still respectful toward him? The man has a high patience limit). He might not be as good as Dazai when it comes to reading the mood, but he's good at understanding people.

You're a fan of cats? He's a cat 🚶🏻‍♀️ I'm sure he would love to place his head on your thigh as you run your fingers in his soft, fluffy hair <:

This guy is excited for everything you do. You know English and French? He will ask you to teach him because he loves your concentrated face and knowing English is really useful to anyone. He's really proud of you about it and lowkey shows of to others how talented his precious girlfriend is. (Btw I love learning other languages I admire you too T^T)

Will not put you under pressure to sing for him if you're uncomfortable, but once he walked into you while you were singing and after that time, he secretly listens to your voice and thinks to himself how lucky he is to have a amazing gf like you.

Why am I making him look like an angel? because he is one! I mean let's be honest he will never offend you, always supports you, definitely respects your boundaries, etc etc.

This guy adores your height. Loves to have you in his embrace at night, and don't protest if he presses you too hard because he just can't help himself with how cute you are T^T

I don't know if he's a fan of horror movies, but if you're interested in it then he's willing to watch it with you. He might seem like a scaredy cat but he's actually used to scary stuff (the dude was living in an orphanage for quite a long time, that orphanage was even worse than a horror movie =\) so you're surprised when you see him actually enjoying the movie. Since then, you always watch horror movies on your date night. He's not scared of them, but he might, just might pretend to be scared so you would stay the night with him since he's too shy to directly ask you, but only if you're willing to :)

So in conclusion, if you're looking for a sweet, loyal guy Atsushi is the one.

Btw Chuuya could have been your match too, if you were fond of alcohol :D

I would love to do more of your requests, so feel free to send me more!