Hello Can I Request Fyodor With A Female Reader That Cant Pronounce His Last Name Correctly? This Happened

Hello can I request Fyodor with a female reader that can’t pronounce his last name correctly? This happened in rl with my friend and it was so funny lol. Bonne journee!

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Fyodor X Fem!Reader

Genre: Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.3K

A/n: Lol sure you can! :)

I'm definitely having writers block lmao

Soooooo

You were working as a delivery girl, who delivered the mails and stuff that were too prime and secret to be sent by the post office.

And to keep the receiver's identity unrevealed, they didn't write their names on the box. They just simply told you the receiver's name and you were supposed to remember it, as you had to remember his address.

So with so much suffering and asking around, you finally found their address, going inside the building while a tall, foreign man attracted your attention.

"Um, sir?" You slowly went toward him as you placed the box on his desk. The man took a look at the box, before looking up at you, only to meet your tired eyes.

"Yes?"

"Are you... um... oh! Are you Mr. pastaevsky?"

Oh hell no.

Suddenly you heard a loud sound of laughter coming from behind you, and when you turned around, you were met with a blonde guy wearing a white strange outfit, who had bursted out into laughter and was holding his stomach as he looked as The other man.

"Did you hear that, Dos-kun? Or should I say, Pastaevsky-kun?"

You didn't know what was exactly going on, but you suspected that you had pronounces his last name incorrectly, since you had done it a few times in the past. So you turned to the man, and apologized with a sincere look.

"I-I'm really sorry Mr. Pa- I mean sir, I really didn't mean to offend you"

The man looked calm and didn't seem to be irritated by you, but deep inside his eyes, you could sense a threatening gaze that was mostly toward the other man, instead of you.

"It's Dostoevsky, and it's fine. Thank you for the de- "

"Yup, I'm sure Mr. Pastaevsky really appreciates it!" The blonde said while putting his hand on Dostoevsky's arm, giving you a chicky smile.

As you were heading back to the office, you were blaming yourself for being this forgetful and make silly, embarrassing mistakes like this. Little did you know Pastaevsky almost became another name for The man, Since his coworker started calling him that from that day.

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Hi!!! I just saw your matchup event and i couldn’t resist the urge to participate >-<. I’m glad that I saw it, because I just scrolled past your masterlist and I saw some juicy content which i’m DEFINITELY gonna read later!!!

I wanna congratulate you for your 300 followers, i’m sure you really deserve them!! <33

Of course ignore this if it’s uncomfortable for you, no pressure!!

Okay so the fandom i’m gonna request from is Haikyuu!

I’m a scorpio, ISFP, 7w6, I really like photography and i’m studying cinema atm. My hobby is writing poems since i consider it the only way I can properly express my emotions; I also like to read, especially manga, and listen to music. I love to experiment hair colours hehe

I’m a stubborn person, with precise goals in life. I love creating new relationships but, the moment the other person shows me that they don’t really care about me, I’m gonna leave without looking back.

Im very loyal in friendships or relationships, and I love to listen to people. I’m very independent and I prefer to stay alone most of the times

I hope I described myself enough because I don’t really know what to say 🫠

Thank you in advance for your time and take care 🥺🥺🫶🏻🫶🏻

Fandom: Haikyuu

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: Spoiler from the manga (Akaashi's job)

Word Count: 0.6K

A/n: This one was tough lmao. Thank you so much honey! I'm glad that you enjoyed my work! feel free to send requests if you have anything on your mind :>💕

I match you with...

Keiji Akaashi!

I was actually doubtful about Choosing between Oikawa and Akaashi, but in the end I went with Akaashi cause you know... He's Akaashi :>

Akaashi is a super thoughtful and understanding person. He's kind, also indepentednt and charming as hell. He will never cross your boundaries and always gives you the space and time you need to yourself; though he will not hesitate to interfere when you have a serious problem and will do his best to make you feel better.

You do not have to worry about his feeling toward you. As I said before, he is a thoughtful guy, and he will definitely think it through before stepping in a relationship. If he's in a relationship with you, you have to know that he definitely loves you; or else he wouldn't be here.

He listens to other people (Bokuto) just like you and will do his best to make them feel better (we've witnessed that in the anime) so you have something to talk about when you open up to each other lol; because sometimes listening to people just takes so much energy, you know?...

Akaashi is also a supportive boyfriend. He shows interest in the major your studying (no matter what it is) and will gather information about it so he can have a better understanding of what you're interested into. He will be your model if you ask him to (ask him, this hot guy is definitely a good catch), I'm not sure if he will be willing to let you color his hair, but I'm sure you can both compromise on it or maybe even make a bargain...? <3

You like reading manga? Well lucky for you, your s/o is a manga editor! You can read all the manga's he edits before gettng published officially, so that's definitely a benefit to you🚶🏻‍♀️

Akaashi loves to be in a relationship with an independent person. He admires your independence. He's been taking care of people for quite a while, and he prefers to be with someone who's mature and is able to take care of himself.

He is a pro at reading your mood, and as the thoughtful boyfriend he is, he will give you the space you need. He might not even ask you about your problem directly, but he will ask you how you're feeling and if you need help with anything. So don't think that he doesn't care about you; he just doesn't want to bother you and trusts you because he knows you're able to do thing on your own.

This guy might look cold, but he has a big golden heart, and you don't have to look closely to notice it :)

In a relationship, he's actually warm caring person. Not the energetic type of boyfriend, but the smooth type of guy. He makes you feel relaxed and comfortable, you feel like you can open up to him about anything since he's not judgmental and Honestly it's hard not to fall in love with a guy who's always sweet and polite :>. So if you're looking for something comfy, peaceful and calm, he's definitely the guy for you.

Tries his best to keep a balance between his work and you. Even when he's been working for 5 hours, he will still take you to the restaurant he promised you only to see your beautiful smile.

Please don't let him overwork himself tho ಥ_ಥ

I think I should have matched you with Kuroo, but I don't know... 🚶🏻‍♀️

Thanks for participating in my event! :)

300 follower event! - Status:Closed

You guys have no idea how happy I am. I nearly lost my blog because I was shadow-banned, but I got it back a few weeks ago :)

I might not be as active as I am at the moment since I have to study for my university exam in a few month and I also have a few upcoming tests so...

Anyway, This year is a really important year to me, and I'm happy to spend it with you guys :) thank you so much for your support, I really appreciate every single one of you (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Anyway... lets get down to business.

For this event, I'm going to do match-ups for you and a character from an anime you choose, who I believe would be a great match for you. :D

To participate in the event, all you have to do is:

Send me an ask and describe yourself. Talk about your hobbies, interests, your personality, your mbti type, and whatever you have in mind that can give me a better impression of you.

Also mention which anime do you want me to find a match for you from. You can only choose one of the fandoms below. Death note, Demon slayer, The case study of Vanitas, Haikyuu!! and last but not least, Bungou stray dogs .

I won't accept more than ten requests for this event since doing match-up requests can be tiring, so if you're interested please send me the information I asked as soon as possible.

Btw, if we reach 400 before the end of the September, we're gonna have an smutember event :D so... lend a hand, please?

Update: also, this is my one hundredth post so happy 100th post! XD

Update: Requests have reached the max limit, so I won't be taking any match up requests anymore; But my requests are open in total and you can still request random content :>

◆Event MasterList!◆

Bungou Stray Dogs

∞Chuuya Nakahara | One & Two & Three

∞Atsushi Nakajima | One

∞Dazai Osamu | One

∞Nikolai Gogol | One

∞Ryuunosuke Akutagawa | One

∞Fyodor Dostoevsky | One & Two

Haikyuu!

∞Keiji Akaashi | One

∞Hajime Iwaizumi | One

∞Tooru Oikawa | One

hii!! it's me again ^^ how are you??

may i request an akutagawa x fem!reader (again bc he is my beloved) where aku gets a cold and his s/o takes care of him? but u know how he is when he gets sick (we are so similar tho LMAO pov akutagawa kinnie), but all I want is to take care of him bc he deserves it :(♡♡

tysssm<<333 take care and take ur time with it♡

In sickness and health with him (Ft. Akutagawa)

Fandom: Bungo Stray Dogs

Pairings: Akutagawa X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Hurt/Comfort

Format: One Shot

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.6K

A/n: Im really sorry for the delay Maow. I love you and I just couldn't refuse to do this. hope you like it :>

"I said im fine!"

"And youre obviously lying, so stop arguing with me and lie down already"

You sighed, Filling the spoon with the soup you made for him, and took it near your boyfriends mouth.

"C/mon! Open up"

Akutagawa gave you the "Are you kidding me?" look, but when he saw how your lips curled up into a wide pout and the kindness in your eyes was replaced with a threatening gaze, he decided not to fight with you.

You were even worse than his sister! At least she would let him eat on his own.

Akutagawa was a stubborn man, you knew that and you were more than willing to put up with him since your love for him knew no bounderies, but you weren't going to stand aside and watch him suffer with work, even when he felt really sick. In this kind of situations, you had to become stubborn, just like him.

"Im not a child y/n! I can eat by myself"

"Are you sure? Because youre making everyone around you really worried, and you still need others to look after your health since you don't seem to give a damn"

Now it was his turn to sulk.

He swallowed the soup in his mouth and tried to snatch the bowl from you, but lucky for you, his hand was not as strong as it was before.

"Now youre just being a bad boy"

"Y/n!"

"Ok ok! Im sorry!" You chuckled at his whiney tune, trying not to upset him more than he already was so that he wont feel worse. You didn't like to see him in pain, but there was something about the adorable moments that made your heart melt like a candle. He didn't like to let his guard down around people, but he didn't have any energy left inside him to do so.

He was afraid. Afraid of you deciding to leave him after seeing him vulnerable like this.

Only if he knew how lovable and adorable he actually was whenever he got sick.

Slowly putting the bowl on the drawer, you bended over and got closer to him, surprising him by planting a small, delicate kiss on his forehead.

"What are y- Hey! Youll get sick!"

"But you said that you were fine, remember?"

Yeah, he did.

Your kisses turned into a pattern, following his forehead to his temple, the tip of his nose, his pale cheeks, and finally his chin.

He deserved to be loved. He deserved to be taken care of.

Who could make him feel like that except for you?

The boy was literally melting under your touch. Everytime he sensed your lips on his fragile skin, he closed his eyes, try not to fight the sweet sense that was taking over him, telling him that everything was going to be ok.

He didn't feel cold anymore. Not when your heated lips was burning him.Not with his head on your chest. The secure feeling of your embrace was unfamiliar to him, but perhaps he could get used to it.

"Comfy?" You whispered, while running your fingers through his raven hair.

"Mm-hm…" He mumbled before pressing his head to your chest a little bit harder than before.

You were the one who should have been in his arms. He had to be the one who would have protect you, not the opposite.

"Stop thinking baby, just go to sleep"

"But… I…"

"Shhh… Its ok love. Let me be the one who would take care of you tonight"

Your calming voice and your seet smile found their way to his heart, and filled it with so much love and care.

Ok. Maybe he could let you be the one in charge, just for tonight"

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Heyyy Had a smol request to make! I really loved the headpat hcs you wrote <33 if possible, could you please write some for Chuuya and Akutagawa too? Take your time! Stay hydrated, and take care of yourself <333

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Chuuya, Akutagawa X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.9K

A/n: When you said that you wanted to send a request I didn't think you meant this lmao. I suffered till I got some ideas XD

I got a bit carried away with Chuu btw🤧

Part 1 with Dazai, Fyodor and Ranpo

↬Ryuunosuke Akutagawa

◆I honestly think that having a platonic relationship with this guy is really fun! And maybe even better than romantic.(Don't ask me why cuz that's just another story)

◆He isn't used to have someone as a friend, so this is all new to him and hes still, you know, testing the water.

◆It will take him a lot of time to get used to, well, You; but he will eventually if youre trustworthy and capable enough.

◆He cares for you in his own particular way, and by that I mean that no one is capable to notice it. Not even you yourself; but he does care, and that's what that matters.

"Oh my god I'm Exhausted!" is what you say when you inter the room and throw yourself on the couch, taking a deep breath while relaxing your body. "Mori is planning on killing me by sending me to these death missions! I can feel it! " Turning your head to the silent man who was slowly taking a sip from his tea, you sulked and got upset because he was totally ignoring you. "As I was saying… the damn snipers were shooting at me from everywhere! I nearly got shot in the head if my men hadn't blocked them!" Even a tiny glance was enough for you, but Akutagawa was still silent, pretending you didn't exist at all, and this made you angry. "Oi! Goth boy!" "…" "Fig wasting machine!" "…" "Twenty year old man who doesn't know how to smile!" "…" Knowing him for quite a long time, you knew how to catch his attention, but it was a risk you were willing to take, which you weren't before because you weren't that close in the beginning. "Oi! Coward!" The second those words came out of your mouth, the man looked at you sending daggers through his eyes, while forming a blade out of his coat, ready to attack you. What he was not expecting was for you to smile and move closer to him. "What? Are you a coward?" "Do you have a death wish?" "Then why did you look at me when I called you that?" His blade slowly came down as he stared at you a bit more, then went back on drinking his tea. You rolled your eyes and then turned your head to the opposite direction, and started whining to yourself in a low voice. "Well what am I even expecting from you. You don't care if I even die or anything. I come to your office everyday trying to make conversation but all you do is just ignoring me. You don't even look at me! Like, do you hate me that much? But why? what did I d-" your words were immediately cut off by the sensation of his hand on your head, slowly patting you; And when you looked at him, he was looking back, and not in a threatening way. "Good job" Now it was your turn to be silent. Not because you wanted to get back at him; but because you were caught off guard and didn't know how to react. "Happy? Now shut up and let me have my tea in peaceful silence"

↬Chuuya Nakahara

◆Being in a platonic relationship with this guy is just so entertaining! Hes fun, interesting, brave, cool, etc.

◆But the thing is, hes been betrayed so many times that he just cant fully trust you. He wont show it at all though. He will chat with you, drink with you and stuff, but hes still afraid if youre gonna be like his old "friends" .He will eventually trust you if you two spend time together.

◆But it will take a lot of time, cause he did considered Dazai as his friend for 4 whole years; but then…

◆Anyway, hes literally the best if youre willing to put up with his short temper :)

"I hate everything in this shitty world!" "What now?" you grab the bottle of wine from his hand and drinking it till theres not even a drop left, then throw the bottle out of the window. Chuuya would have been be mad if you weren't this angry and tired, but luckily, you had enough that day. "I say hello and they give me work. I run into them in the hallway and they give me work. work, work, work. What am I? A stupid robot or something?" Chuuya looked at you carefully while opening the next bottle, trying to hide it so you wont snatch this one from him too. "Well, you get paid a lot in exchange, so its kind of fair" "Fair? Fair?" Dramatic as always, you sat next to him while covering your face with your hands, trying to fight the anger that was taking over you. "Making you work like a damn machine isn't fair! And were risking our lives by working in the mafia! I nearly died a while ago on the mission! And do you know what they did? Nothing! Nobody even bothered to sat "Thanks for working this hard" or "are you ok?" or "Well done" or- " "Well done. I'm proud of you" Frozen in the spot, you look at him with surprise and shock, while he gives you a small smile that melts your heart. "Awwwwwwwww Chuuuuuu! Waaaaaaaa!" Throwing yourself in his arms, you begin to cry as you wrapped your arms around him. "I love you so much! what am I supposed to do without you! Waaaaa(crying*)!" Chuuya slowly patted your back as he tried to act smooth and not to blush furiously. "Its ok y/n… its ok"

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Imagine your breath getting hitched as NIKOLAI moves his lips from your mouth down to your inner thigh, making you shiver under his touch. Oh He loves how you're this vulnerable under him, so needy for him and his fat cock; how you want him to bend you on his lap and place his drown out thin fingers on your entrance, making you mewl and beg him to touch you more. More, more, more.

He smiles when he spots your desperate eyes on him, pleading him to go further; maybe he'd have teased you a little if you weren't this adorable for him.

"Kolya?" "Mhm? What is it, Dove?" Your cheeks heat up not from embarrassment, but from how his fingers are trailing around your swollen clit.

"We- we're out of condoms and I'm not on the pill..."

A small frown appears on his lips, thinking about how he has to hold himself from making a mess out of his precious angel, but his pout fades away when suddenly an interesting idea hits him.

"No worries Dove, Don't tell me that you forgot who you're dating?"

He rises a bit as he rips his clothes off, revealing his smooth skin that has a few faded scars on it, making you want to kiss the pain away. Not attempting to break eye contact, he slowly reaches for his cloak that is placed on the other side of the bed, taking his hand into it, only to pull out a golden familiar packet that makes you levitate your eyebrows out of surprise.

Well, it's Nikolai after all; he can't get his way without putting on a show, can he?

He smirks, that familiar smirk that you practically live for, and rips the corner of the packet with his teeth, making room for his fingers to be able to get inside, spitting the material out on the floor;

And then theres you, thinking that's totally unnecessary because you already came only by witnessing that one move♡