Computer: Chose Your Password

Computer: Chose your password

Elphaba typing: GlindaUpland

Computer: You password is too short

Elphaba: I know, but please don’t tell her.. She’ll get mad.

Glinda: Elphaba. When I die, you die with me.

Glinda: None of this ‘she’d want you to be happy and move on’. No I wouldn’t, I’m not going through hell without you, get it in the casket.

Elphaba: . . .

Elphaba: Glinda. Do you know me? If anyone’s going to die first, it’s me.

Glinda: Elphaba Thropp. Do you know me? If you die, I’m going to drag you up all the way up back from hell.

So I know it’s basically a crime in the Gelphie fandom, but I have yet to acutely find a bootleg with KRC as Glinda. So if someone could, if you have a bootleg with KRC as Glinda could you please DM it to me? I want to see more of KRC than just her popular performance.. 🥲

I thought I’d share my HC’s about Glinda because I’m a huge Glinda Fanboy so here they are:

-Glinda has intense Anxiety possibly even GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder), she started struggling with it at a very young age when her parents and others started forcing her into social norms

-Glinda loved Bubbles all the way up until the Wizard made them a “Glinda the good” thing. Bubbles used to help her anxiety as a grounding technique, but once the Wizard found out he had her use them as a mean of flight and bubbles became a suffocating thing for Glinda to be around. (I have wrote a entire fanfic about this called “Bubbles” on ao3).

-Aromatic Spectrum and Lesbian Glinda. The only person Glinda ever fell in love with was Elphaba, throughout her entire life she was intensely worried she’d never fall in love or even have a crush but then she falls for Elphaba and goes: “oh no, this is worse”

-Noise sensitivity, honestly I don’t know where I got this one. I was just writing a Gelphie fanfiction once, I wrote it in and now it’s a forever HC of mine.

-After Elphaba “dies” (depending on book or musical context), Glinda is just constantly in a depressive state, she only and only does what she has to do, she’s constantly burnt out and just that depressed wine drunk queen.

-Glinda always sleeps with Elphaba’s witch hat after she “died” as some form of comfort

-She’s scared of thunderstorms and rain because they remind her of Elphaba’s “death”

-She’s a runner, I don’t know how I came up with this but I just always imagine Glinda being a insanely fast runner, even in her heels. She learned and practiced to run intensely fast because she’s always had the fear people would learn who she really is and she’d have to get away as fast as possible.

-She’s has a lot of interests at heart she could ramble for, for hours if someone would listen. And Elphaba just happens to be a good listener.

I could go on for days but there’s a few of them for you, I know some of these and more common people than others but I wanted to share because why not?

Me talking about Glinda to a friend: But just think about it, if Glinda had no expectations on her I bet she’d just be a gay bubbly ball of energy, full of a anxiety that accidentally blows up a house trying to paint it pink as a prank.

My friend: ;-;

Of course! It’s in both characters to accidentally say it (knowing their luck), but either way whoever says it, they’re both going to become flustered, nervous, awkwardly silent, and gay messes. They are so intensely in love but cluelessly have a crush on one another. I’m also all up for breaking Glinda’s perfect facade, our poor girl (and of course Elphaba) needs break.

Yall know the song What is this feeling in the wicked st, right? What if instead of loathing, one of them accurately says "loving". The music cues and they're doing their thing but one of them goes "loving" and the record scratches and the other goes "what??" Idk I find it funny-