Glinda: Elphie! Im Bored Talk To Me!

Glinda: Elphie! I’m bored talk to me!

Elphaba: Alright, it’s cute that you’ve been blushing all day staring at me-

Glinda: Shut up!

Elphaba: But didn’t you just tell me to talk my sweet?

Glinda: . . .

Sorry! We all forgot to tell you folks. Yes tour Glinda is taller than her Elphie. Yes it is adorable. Yes it was so funny and cute that during what is this feeling it’s Elphaba who actually has to look up this time.

Tall Glinda is very much a Gremlin who’s also a over protective girlfriend and can be a soft lovable person who wants cuddles from her short girlfriend but the second anyone insults her girlfriend she will throw shoes that are on fire at them whilst chasing them at record breaking speeds.

It’s nice to have a tall Glinda for a change

WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME TOUR GLINDA IS TALLER THAN HER ELPHIE

“Why Miss Elphaba, look at you. You’re beautiful.”

the way I know the whole "you know what your problem is?" to "so what'll it be, man ou woman"

Glinda: [Screams]

Elphaba: [Running into the room with her broom and shielding Glinda from the threat]

Elphaba: Are you ok?! Who’s attacking?!

Glinda: . . . Hehehe. No one! I just wanted attention! ☺️

Elphaba: . . . Of course you did.

[Elphaba walks into her and Glinda’s dorm and for some reason doesn’t see Glinda anywhere]

Elphaba: Odd.. She doesn’t like going outside anytime before 10 AM..

[Hears whimpering from the closet]

Elphaba: Sigh Glinda what are you doing in there? Did another one of your shoes break? [Opens the closest finding Glinda on the ground crying in a ball and sits down across from her]

Elphaba: What’s wrong my sweet?

Glinda: Loud! Too loud.. Every little sound hurts, I woke up this morning and it’s like every single little sound is played on a speaker in full volume right next to my ears! I can hear little footsteps like they’re fireworks! And it won’t stop!

Elphaba: Come here my sweet.. [Glinda scotches close to Elphaba and Elphaba holds her, Elphaba sees a pair of earmuffs on Glinda’s messy side of the closest and puts them on Glinda] I got you Glin.

Glinda: Why can’t I be normal? Why is this happening?!

Elphaba: You can’t be Normal, you’re Glinda Upland. As for why it’s happening, it’s because you’re overstimulated.

Glinda: Over.. what?

Elphaba: I’ll explain it to you later, more sound will make it hurt more. [Let’s Glinda cry and cling to her through the episode]

Glinda trying to interrogate Elphaba: Elphie how many cups of coffee have you had today?

Elphaba: I don’t know, how many hours did you sleep last night?

Glinda: . . .

Glinda: Touché. But I’ve got my eye on you. [Dramatically leaves the room walking backwards glaring at Elphaba]