Ok, Heard About Elf On A Shelf? Get Ready For

Ok, heard about Elf on a shelf? Get ready for

This is a hard one

For all people who were single on Valentine's Day

Your crush probably confessed to you, don't worry. It just was in Spanish Dub.

Okay, here are the best quotes of my mom:

Me: why are you smiling?

Mom: well, what else is left for idiots to do?

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Me: heyy, guess what

Mom: I guessed.

Me:

Mom:

Me: wha-

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Mom: At first you have to be someone, and then be with someone

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Me: mom, I think I'll never have children.... It's too much of a responsibility, and-

Mom: Oh thank God. Good decision

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I love her so much 💖

My friend recently said that it's crazy and abnormal to be in love with an actor twice your age (+married) and/or with fictional characters twice your age. So... Guys, could you reblog this so he'll see that even if it is crazy, it's like a very common (and beautiful) thing?

Man, is watching a show through Tumblr and YouTube, without ever REALLY watching a normal thing? Like I know everything about Supernatural now. And I mean EVERYTHING. I ship Destiel (I even fucking draw them), I get all the pie jokes, the rainbow slinky thing, the "you breed with a mouth of a goat" (it's HILARIOUS). I get offended when someone says a thing 'bout Cas not having his wings. I only wear plaid now... But do I actually count as a real fan? It bothers me

I know that noone will read it, but still wanna tell you a story bout my classmates. They're my OTP, and maybe, if you're interested, I could tell you 'bout them sometimes. So they're boys - Vlad and Jack, a tall dark haired asshole and a thin blond dumbass. They're best friends (just dudes being guys). But once we had a school party, everything was fun and chill, but then a slow romantic tune kicks in. Two older guys immediately started dancing with eachother, and all my gang of allies was so happy. Well Vlad (who, apparently, is in the closet and claims to be homophobic) was just sitting there with unpleasant expression. And suddenly Jack comes to him, and goes "wOulD yOou mAYbe wAnT to dANCe wItH me?.." And Vlad just BLUSHES and goes "OH YOU DUMBASS". The saddest thing is, that it maybe would have worked out, if I didn't choke on fucking air, and they didn't acknowledge my presence. So I made my own ship sink