
what if incorrect quotes are actually correct and they were just cut out of the official movies
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Tony: You're So Reckless! The Third Stab Wound This Week, This Week! I Told You I'm Fine Being Sent To
Tony: You're so reckless! The third stab wound this week, this week! I told you I'm fine being sent to voicemail as long as you call back after!
Peter: But it's you! It's Tony-freaking-Stark! What if you called me for something important? Like, an Avengers-level mission, or an emergency!
Tony, pinching his nose: Underoos, you do know that I can just let FRIDAY automatically patch through if that was the case, right? Please just stop answering my calls mid-fight and end up bleeding on the streets! I have heart problems, kiddo.
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