Tim: *Posts A Super Low-quality Image To The Group Chat*

Tim: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Steph: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Tim: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Cass: Actually I did the math, Steph would have $225, not $0.15.

Steph: Fam I’m right here....

Dick: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Tim: while you’re there could you buy me an Apple juice please?

Dick: Sorry I only have a dollar

Tim: :(

Cass: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Steph would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Dick: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apple juice

Cass: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Jason: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Cass: Apple juice to what

Damian: Directly to the forehead

Steph: Great chat everyone

Dick: I can't believe you've done this.....

Wally: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Dick, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

Dick: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Wally: Okay.

Dick: And make out during the scary parts.

Wally: Th-

Wally: The scary parts.

Wally: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Tim: What do you think Jason will do for a distraction?

Duke: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Duke: ... or they could do that.

Luke: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Barbara: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Dick: Smad

Jason : Do you take constructive criticism?

Roy: I only take cash or credit.