Wally: How Would You Like Your Coffee?

Wally: How would you like your coffee?

Dick: As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Wally, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

Carrie: We need to get through this locked door. Tiffany , give me your credit card.

Tiffany : Here.

Carrie, pocketing it: Thanks. Luke , kick down the door.

Dick: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Wally: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Dick: Holy moly-

🦇Bruce Wayne Headcanons 🦇

- Bruce wears reading glasses and puts them on whenever he needs to see something up close, so there’s a good chance if you walk in the bat cave you will see Batman squinting through a pair of cheap reading glasses at the bat computer.

- He smells good, but as he’s gotten older he’s beginning to smell like an old man.

- You cannot tell me Bruce has the loudest ringtone on earth and he stalks his whole family ( Including Red Hood) on Life360.

- “Live Laugh Love”

- He will try to use words to seem hip in front of his kids and it fails horribly. Example:

(Bruce picks Damian up from school)

Bruce: How was your day today, son?

Damian: tch. not too irritating, I guess.

Bruce: That’s very poggers.

Damian: 🤦

Diana: Gods, give me patience.

Cassie standing in front of an explosion : I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Diana: If Gods gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Bruce: I'll offer you some friendly advice-

Jason: I don't want your advice.

Bruce: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.