When First Learning Different Languages (i Think He Knows At Leaaassst 3, If Not The Basics Of More),

When first learning different languages (i think he knows at leaaassst 3, if not the basics of more), Citron watched and listened to children’s programs and songs to get used to the basics of the language down. Because of this, Citron recognizes dozens of cartoon characters, songs, and the like from a ton of shows. Citron LOVES playing around with kids and they think it's cool that he knows so much!! Like!!! Just imagine Citron and a circle of lil kids singing along to one of the songs from a popular series and they’re all having so much fun!!!! Since pretty much all the people in the neighborhood know and like Citron, he’s trusted very much by exhausted parents who just cant keep up with the energy of their 5 year olds. One day he was helping a dad put his kid to sleep by telling the little dude fairy tales from Zafra and by the time he was done a flock of tots surrounded him asking for another one. (the adults were listening too but shhh) It became a sweet little routine that whenever Citron stopped by the park he would sing and tell stories to the kids to get them calmed down to go home. All the parents are forever grateful and everyone has fun!

 (i will never ever stop pushing my ‘love and respect citron’ agenda<3)

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Author’s Note~

Hnmmhgng,..,,howww,,.,.how!! *shakes fists* how do i express how much i adore citron and how smart he is and how he deserves so much more respect in measly words!!!! asfdkjnkjdsksfnj i would like to shout and scream!!!

just in case, cw: potentially dangerous accident, mild cursing I think it's plausible to imagine that misumi is always in the theatre during all tech rehearsal, even when he has nothing to actually do. It seemed to be that once props and tech came in, misumi followed. But no one really minded because he didn't disrupt rehearsals. Now, no one in mankai really knew why misumi is always around during tech until one day during a very tech/prop heavy scene in a short mixed troupe play. Everyone was on heavy time constraints and tech week kinda became tech 3.5 days. Due to the rush, not everything on the catwalk was secured properly, and a stagehand had to run up to hand off a toolbag to someone working right above the stage. The toolbag falls. Before anyone can notice, misumi runs onto stage and tackles tsumugi. The toolbag, full of metal tools, fell onto the stage, crushing the wooden prop tsumugi was standing on. The entire theatre fell silent for a minute, then as one body, izumi and the cast ran over to misumi and tsumugi to just hold them for a minute. It was scary as hell for the people who had never seen an near-accident like that, and rattled the people who had seen worse. Since then, posters were put up by the catwalk to secure all loose items and misumi enlisted hisoka to stand by during complicated productions. ~~~~~~~~~~~ sorry if this one feels a bit rushed, i had hit a mini writer’s block and this was the first thing i could come up with! i will be finishing up any requests that have been sent in, and i thank you all for being patient with me !! :)

Izumi has had to shout “IF IT’S NOT YOUR PROP, DON’T TOUCH IT” so many times that she has

1) painted a piece of cardboard with those words and hung it up on, both sides of the wings, the storage room, and the dressing room

and

2) taken an audio recording of sakoda shouting it and she plays it at full volume if she sees anyone goofing off with props. (rip itaru, izumi does not play around)

Getting out of mankai with a group of 5 or more is pretty much always chaos from beginning to end. However, whenever tsuzuru and omi are parts of these groups things actually go a bit more smoothly. They’ve kinda gotten used to corralling rambunctious children and getting everyone out the door so they just let ‘older sibling auto-pilot’ take over. Unfortunately this creates slightly embarrassing situations when certain statements slip out. 

Omi regularly fixes scarves and folds up the sleeves of whoever he’s closest to. Once, while putting on his scarf, omi automatically leaned down and zipped up taichi and muku’s jackets. He only realised after banri started laughing his ass off. The most embarrassing one was when he was half asleep and put on sakyo's gloves and scarf for him. Sakyo was honestly bewildered and just kinda stood there for a minute and omi never noticed because no-one said anything.

 A couple times Tsuzuru has asked, “Do we all have our shoes on and tied?”. Without his unconscious reminders masumi, taichi, tasuku, and temna could have actually ended up leaving the dorms with untied laces.

I present to you, concept:

homare: Rise and shine dear friend!!!!! The time to begin our day has come upon us!! We mustn't delay and I shan't be taking no for an answer!!!

hisoka: 5 m're mins pls

homare: Of course!!! And if you attempt to sleep for any longer I shall simply tempt you out of bed ~avec chocolat chaud~!! [~with hot chocolate~ in french]

hisoka, peeking up from the covers with an inquisitive look: …?

homare: WITH THE LITTLE MARSHMALLOWS YOU ARE SO FOND OF!!

hisoka: begrudgingly scampers out of bed

Hisohoma (as friends or ~something more~) are definitely chaotic in the strangest ways. On multiple occasions they have been found, sitting in a McDonald’s parking lot, Hisoka munching on his Happy meal (with the cute marshmallow shaped plushie) with his ‘limited release marshmallow-topped sundae’ sitting by the side. Who knows how or where he got it, but Homare is sipping a hot earl grey in an old English style teacup. They end up coming home at 12:00 am where they find everyone worrying over where they disappeared to. Izumi lectures them a little bit (Sakyo nods approvingly. He’s taught her well.) but she thinks it’s sweet that they get along so well.