Chapters: 1/1Fandom: Dimension 20 (Web Series)Rating: Teen And Up AudiencesWarnings: Creator Chose Not

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dimension 20 (Web Series) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Riz Gukgak/Fabian Aramais Seacaster, Riz Gukgak & Fabian Aramais Seacaster, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Fabian Aramais Seacaster, Riz Gukgak Additional Tags: Pining, Drabble and a Half, Short One Shot, Part of a larger fic that i'll finish someday, Love Languages, Aged-Up Character(s), Just a little they're like? College-age here, Alternate Universe - College/University, Again just slightly, It's a mess with no context i'm sorry, Food, Food as a Metaphor for Love, Oranges specifically, Oranges, love that that's a tag, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Summary:

Fabian Seacaster, oranges, and Riz Gukgak.

[This is an excerpt from a fic that I plan to write but it's been sitting forever and I wanted to post THIS at least lol]

one of those "i judge your taste in men" quizzes except it's text-based and i actually like men so this one's not mean <3

okay so you know how like? golden retrievers will hold an egg in their mouth so gently? and that tumblr post about the person who put the egg in their mouth and immediately bit down on it? kristen (or fabian. fabian might) proposes that they try it (they are probably very drunk). adaine refuses to do it, but sets up an egg next to boggy and there’s a few tears shed over the two good round bois. fig does it and intentionally breaks the egg. kristen goes full monkey brain and also breaks it. fabian refuses to do it at first but gets peer pressured. he pulls out a quail egg and suddenly it’s a competition to see how many of those he can fit in his mouth. riz struggles to fit the egg and after a valiant attempt, cracks that bad boy open and nurses it like a fine liquor. gorgug is a golden retriever. he holds it so gently in his hands and he is so paranoid that he’s going to break it that he drops the first one. the second, though. fig takes a video and titles it “golden retriever himbo” and it gets a million views. gilear somehow gets roped into doing it and gets salmonella. kristen laughs so hard she pulls a muscle. twice. before she heals him. kristen was going to ask ayda, but riz wails about cannibalism and they devolve into a squabbling mess that ends in them just straight up throwing eggs at each other. eggs are now banned in mordred manor if there isn’t an adult there to supervise them.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dimension 20 (Web Series) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kristen Applebees & Riz Gukgak Characters: Kristen Applebees, Riz Gukgak Additional Tags: Character Study, Sort of? - Freeform, Religion, Pre-Canon, Bible Quotes (Abrahamic Religions), Minor Injuries, Vomiting, Original Character(s), I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, No Beta We Die Like Gilear, I'm Bad At Titles Summary:

They had met once before, long before the Bad Kids had formed and perhaps before adventuring was at the forefront of their minds. They were far away from Saint Kristen Applebees and Riz Gukgak, Licensed Investigator. They were just Kristen Applebees, follower of Helio and Riz Gukgak, aka Briefcase Kid. 11 years old, freckled and sunburnt in the middle of August, standing on either side of the street. A human who felt a calling deep within her chest and a goblin who held all the answers to Kristen's questions.

ALSO in my watching of the hobbit: desolation of smaug fili has no fucking right looking so fucking sexy while the elves are searching them. what the actual fuck. i’m losing my mind. like?? sir??? sir?????

okay i usually don’t like these kinds of posts but i was having a discussion with some friends from different part of the country/world sooo….. 

reblog and put in the tags where you’re from/whether or not you consider the tap water clean enough to drink I am actually genuinely curious. I’m from florida and i’ve been told that it’s usually unsafe to drink unfiltered.