Okay I Usually Dont Like These Kinds Of Posts But I Was Having A Discussion With Some Friends From Different

okay i usually don’t like these kinds of posts but i was having a discussion with some friends from different part of the country/world sooo….. 

reblog and put in the tags where you’re from/whether or not you consider the tap water clean enough to drink I am actually genuinely curious. I’m from florida and i’ve been told that it’s usually unsafe to drink unfiltered. 

okay so you know how like? golden retrievers will hold an egg in their mouth so gently? and that tumblr post about the person who put the egg in their mouth and immediately bit down on it? kristen (or fabian. fabian might) proposes that they try it (they are probably very drunk). adaine refuses to do it, but sets up an egg next to boggy and there’s a few tears shed over the two good round bois. fig does it and intentionally breaks the egg. kristen goes full monkey brain and also breaks it. fabian refuses to do it at first but gets peer pressured. he pulls out a quail egg and suddenly it’s a competition to see how many of those he can fit in his mouth. riz struggles to fit the egg and after a valiant attempt, cracks that bad boy open and nurses it like a fine liquor. gorgug is a golden retriever. he holds it so gently in his hands and he is so paranoid that he’s going to break it that he drops the first one. the second, though. fig takes a video and titles it “golden retriever himbo” and it gets a million views. gilear somehow gets roped into doing it and gets salmonella. kristen laughs so hard she pulls a muscle. twice. before she heals him. kristen was going to ask ayda, but riz wails about cannibalism and they devolve into a squabbling mess that ends in them just straight up throwing eggs at each other. eggs are now banned in mordred manor if there isn’t an adult there to supervise them.

fuck dental insurance, please help

hi i’m peach, disabled & unable to work, your local mental health disaster! today i tried getting my wisdom teeth out just numbed up but i couldn’t do it. it hurt and eventually the doctor said “we should refer you somewhere they’ll put you to sleep”, and i very much agree.

and that will be around $800. i don’t have a solid number yet, will update as soon as i do.

we can barely afford to buy groceries so there is no way for me to get this money. i promise i’m going to try to find work and get some but i don’t think i’ll be able to come up with it all. i have 2 months.

0/800

(at the very, very least, i would like nitrous, and that’s only $200. i would very much prefer to get completely knocked out, though. i nearly had an anxiety attack during the procedure and broke down in tears after the doctor left. i don’t know if nitrous is enough, but if i don’t make enough money, i will accept that. anything would be better than how horribly it went today.)

((if i make it to 200 but not 800, i will return everything over the 200.))

please reblog if you can!<3 endless thanks to you

hello i am watching the hobbit trilogy (and then lord of the rings) but i’ve been perusing and. the fact that legolas pulls out the locket of Gloin’s wife and son only to be like “who is this hideous thing” [in reference to Gimli] only to become Gimli's best friend and husband has me screaming. i’m losing it. i’ve never seen a better movie in my whole life.

its always so funny seeing discord screenshots and seeing the whack names people give themselves so i propose a Game. what is your username (without the number tag) and nickname in your most active server

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