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things i cannot wait to hear again in fhjy:

- fabian saying "the ball!! 💖✨"

- whatever tragic thing gilear has been up to recently

- riz hissing

- ayda and fig flirting So awkwardly

- the hangman

- baby aka wretchrot aka how does brennan not lose his voice

- gorgug's "i go into a rage"

The Bad Kids in a "Spies Are Forever" AU

SPOILERS!!!

Hear me out:

Fabian as Agent Fabian Seacaster

Riz as Owen

Adaine as Tatiana (but more of a nerd, + Baron von Nazi controlls her because he has kidnapped Aelwyn)

Fig as The Informant

Gorgug as Barbara (As an Artificer, but much more gentle and less boy crazy)

Kristen as Cynthia (weirdly the same sort of crazy energy and coffee addiction)

OR

Kristen as Sergio

Otherwise:

Jawbone as Sergio

Kalvaxis or Adaines father as Baron von Nazi

And of course: Gilear as The Prince

EDIT:

Biz Glitterdew as Richard "Dick" Big

Sooo... when Fig and Ayda get married, Gorgug will be Figs best man and Adaine will be Aydas.

Fig is gonna be walked down the aisle by Gorthalax and Gilear on each side (Gilear does have some yogurt stains on his tux and is fully crying (Gorthalax is also crying, but tears of flame).

Jawbone has walked Ayda to the altar (because, c'mon, as soon as he meets her he is gonna adopt her).

Riz is in charge of the rings (and also in charge of security, he even protected the rings with a special safe and multiple booby-traps). He also threatens all the reporters that are trying to get into the wedding of the great rockstar Fig from "Fig & the Sig Figs"

Fabian is the flower boy.

Kristen is officiating. Ayda would have very much liked for someone more serious and orderly to be in charge, but she is Figs friend and her friend, so she concedes.

(Also: Gilear probably threw up in the flower petal basket because he was so nervous and Fabian was furious.

And Fig ditches her dads halfway down the aisle and just skate-boards the rest of the way to Ayda, because she just can't wait.)

Garthy O'Brien throws the party, in a true pirate wedding fashion, for free, because they are the best.

First time posting d20, hello Fantasy High fandom :D

fabian torn between furious and actually deeply touched that gilear is calling him his darling stepson

Thinking about the Bad Parents this episode because like, imagine your child, who's constantly burdened with the fate of the world, comes to you after school and says it's not enough. That they have to take the Last Stand exam and it's tomorrow. You have no time to take time off work to be with them, to be able to wait for them when they get home.

And then the next day you say goodbye in the morning, you kiss them on the head and tell them you love them. But you know that the next time you see them they will have died. You know that all the day you're at work, your child is fighting for their life in a drastic last stand. How do you focus with that knowledge? How do you move on, wondering if your child is already dead? That while your working or doing chores, your child could be lying on a sandy flood, dead, while all their friends fight for their lives?

How do you move past it? How do you live out that day?

so you mean to tell me that Gilear was cursed because his great great great great great great etc. grandfather's goddess got mad at him after a divorce because he was the wingman she met her ex through....jesus

when brennan lee mulligan said that gilear was just a guy he was right... one of the fantasy high npcs of all time

Ok, this is a weird head canon I have but I wholeheartedly believe that gilear fell asleep in front of the tv watching something akin to game of thrones and fully dreamed up the world of a crown of candy. Seriously who other than a yoghurt fiend such as himself would think up an entire ocean of yoghurt???

never forget that one time lou as fabian killed gilear two seconds after kristen brought him back and it made ally so angry that they ripped their stitches.

unfortunately i have whatever the opposite of charisma is

He is here

In my gilear era

My gilera, if you will

“I am happy, it is too many blessing to ask for, to have good luck in addition to the most wonderful daughter in the world.” ok dude

Ally said that Gilear and K2 would hang out.....

What if instead of Hallariel being pregnant, the new sibling Fig and Fabian are getting is K2...

Fig and the Cig Figs do a cover of “Little Lion Man” but it is instead called “Little Yogurt Man” and Fig dedicates the song to Gilear. 

The real reason Hallariel gave Cathilda the time off to join the Bad Kids was to make sure that Fabian doesn't kill Gilear and you cannot convince me otherwise

The Bad Girls™️ have a self care day and get their nails done and Fig brings Gilear and they peer pressure him into getting acrylics