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Peter: Your Lover Doesn't Have The Mental Strength To Caramelize Onions.
Peter: Your lover doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.
Y/N: Your lover thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.
MJ: Who's fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
Ned: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.
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Y/N, watching this unfold: *whispers* Who hurt you?
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Peter: *yawns*
Y/N: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Peter: Then you must be exhuasted.
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Stark!Reader: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it…
Tony: Just rip the bandage off.
Stark!Reader: It's Loki.
Tony: Put the bandage back on.
