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bucky barnes HATES captain america. absolutely Loathes captain america and its been a thing since the '40s. the commandos had a notebook that they kept whered theyd write down the best quote from whatever angry rant about captain america that sarge was on.
it carries over in the 21st century too. its my full belief that bucky makes a twitter with the handle '#1 captain america anti'. he gets shit for it bc of the history as the winter soldier but he doesnt care. he Hates captain america and its a hill he will die on. hell talk about it to anyone who will listen, and even those who won't.
steve rogers though? goddamn, does he love that guy
Hehehe ☺️
Could you do a Chris Evans x reader where reader is a famous actress in the MCU and they’re best friends and they’re in love with each other but neither one knows and reader has to stay at Chris’ cause of the weather for a few days and it’s all angsty and eventual fluff
After All This Time
A/N: I’m so sorry this request took so long to do, I had no idea how to do this but I finally had a breakthrough with it and was able to do it the way you requested. I hope you enjoy it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Word Count: 3,040
Warnings: angst, cheating boyfriend, language, fluff
Chris Evans is by far, the greatest person in your life. You met him a couple of years ago when you were cast in an Avengers movie. Ever since then, you two have been inseparable. You were his best friend on and off screen, and he was yours. The chemistry between you two was undeniable, everyone saw it. You were always spotted in public together. Whether it was eating at a restaurant or going to theme parks. The way you were with each other, you could easily be mistaken for a couple. Most of the time you were paired up together during press releases, and there was always a question that came up about your friendship.
You’d be lying if you said you didn’t have some sort of romantic feelings for him, of course you did. And it would be also be a lie if he said he didn’t have feelings for you, too. You had been there for each other through everything. No matter how many times you were told “Just go for it. You both are obviously in love with each other. You always have been. What do you have to lose?”, neither of you ever did anything about your feelings, afraid the other person didn’t feel the same way. It was your biggest fear. Losing Chris terrified you in every way.
There had been a period of a couple months when Chris had been dating someone, and she immediately did not want you around. Chris hadn’t noticed her controlling his relationship with you until he realized one night that he hadn’t had an actual conversation with you in 2 months. He broke up with her instantly and flew to go see you and apologized for being such an ass and letting some chick come in between your friendship.
The couple of boyfriends you have had since knowing Chris had problems with him instantly. They never liked the fact that he was always around or how you always talked about him. No matter how many times you said “He’s my best friend”, they never accepted it. You always ended the relationship the minute he asked you to stop talking to Chris, but Chris never knew that. You know how guilty he’d feel if he knew he was basically the reason your relationships always ended. You always just said that you were too different or that it just didn’t work out.
Chris was always there for you for every breakup. No matter where he was or what he was doing, you always managed to spend a couple of days with him. You watched trashy comedies and ate too much junk food on his couch for a couple days and spent every waking moment with him.
This breakup had been particularly rough. You had met the one guy who never had a problem with your friendship. Josh was very supportive of you having someone in your corner and loved how well he treated you. Chris always respected the boundaries and never pushed his limits, so there was no issue. Chris hit it off with him, too. They got along really well and always seemed to have a good time whenever they were around each other. You loved seeing your boyfriend and best friend together.
After a year of dating Josh you surprised him at work for your 1 year anniversary with some lunch. You went up to his office and knocked on the door before opening it and once you saw him making out with his half dressed coworker on his desk. Without saying anything you dropped everything in your hands and ran out the building, ignoring the pleads from Josh. You immediately got in your car and called Chris.
“Y/N! How did the anniversary surprise go?” His voice rang through the phone. A sob left your mouth as you rested your forehead against your steering wheel, tears flowing.
“What’s wrong? What happened?” Chris’ voice laced with concern.
“H-he’s cheating on m-me! W-with some g-girl from w-work!” You continued sobbing with the phone pressed against your ear.
“Oh, Y/N. I’m so sorry. Did he tell you that he was or did you find something?” He asked. You took a few deep breaths to try and calm down before you continued.
“I went to his office and when I opened the door he was making out with his coworker. Half her clothes gone and his tongue down her throat.” You said, tears still freely falling.
“What a fucking asshole. He’s lucky that I can’t go over there and rip him to shreds.” Chris spat. “Do you need me to go back? I can probably find a flight back tonight. I don’t want you to be alone.” He said calmly. You could hear him tapping on his computer, probably looking for flights back to LA. He was currently in Boston for a couple weeks in between filming.
“I was thinking maybe I can fly out to you? I don’t want to be here, Josh knows where I go when I’m upset and I don’t want to deal with him right now. Plus I heard Boston is pretty nice this time of year. I’m tired of this 80 degree weather in January business.” You chuckled a little. You leaned back in your seat and closed your eyes.
“I think that’s a great idea. My mom has been telling me nonstop how much she wants you to fly out here and see everyone again. I’ll book a flight for you. I’ll be at the airport to pick you up, okay?” He said.
“Thank you, Chris. I don’t know what I would do without you.” You sighed.
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You’ve been in Boston with Chris for the past couple of days trying to come to terms with the fact that your relationship with Josh is over. You talked to him on the phone after not answering his dozens of calls and messages and decided that the relationship could never recover from what happened and you were better off not being with him anymore.
Chris sat next to you on his couch as you hung up the phone, wrapping his arms around you as sobs left your mouth. After the 3 days or so, although you were still sad, you had started to become angry and frustrated.
“I thought I had finally found a good one. I really did. I thought we were going to be in it for the long run.” You sighed, running your hand across Dodger’s soft fur. He had his head on your lap, almost like he could sense you needed to be comforted and loved. “We talked about moving in together and getting married and starting a family. At this point I might as well just settle for being a crazy catlady and give up on finding someone to settle down with. I’m almost 30 for fucksake.” You scoffed.
“You’re going to find someone Y/N. I have no doubt that your perfect guy is out there somewhere.” He smiled slightly at you. It hurt him more than anything seeing you so upset, he wanted nothing more than to see you happy. Josh made you happy, but you seemed to always have hesitations in your relationship with him.
Although you had talked about your future with Josh, there was something holding you back from fulfilling those hopes and dreams with him. Something inside of you always held back from moving forward with Josh. He had asked you to move in with him right before your anniversary, but you told him you weren’t ready for that and told him to bring it up before the end of the year.
He had asked you about getting married and the possibility of him proposing to you, but you dismissed it and avoided any further questions about it. You always feared that as soon as you started to settle down that Chris would suddenly realize that he had feelings for you and would confess it, and you couldn’t do anything about it. It was silly. You felt like it was your fault that Josh cheated on you. Maybe he was tired of waiting for you.
You sat there in your thoughts for a while, absentmindedly petting Dodger. You looked over at Chris and saw his gaze focused on the TV in front of you. You had your legs tossed over his thighs, your back against the side of the couch, Dodger tucked between your legs and the back of the couch.
Chris had his hands resting on your legs, one by your knee and another by your ankle. You were both under respective blankets, shielding yourself from the cold. It seemed so domestic to you. You had always done this sort of thing with Josh but it just never felt right. You never felt like you were at home whenever you were with him.
“I should probably get some sleep. I’ve got a long day of traveling tomorrow.” You sighed deeply, sliding your legs off of his and moving the blanket from your body. You stood up from your spot on the couch and stretched your muscles a bit. Chris stood up with you and wrapped his arms around your shoulders, bringing you closer to him. You wrapped your arms around his waist put your head against his chest.
“You’re going to get that family, Y/N. You’ll settle down with the perfect guy and have everything you’ve ever wanted. I’m sorry Josh is such an asshole and didn’t realize what he was losing. You deserve so much better than that piece of shit and you’re going to get it. I have no doubt.” He said to you. You teared up a little bit at his words and just stood there in his embrace.
Your heart was telling you to scream to him right there and then how much you love him and that he’s the perfect guy and you want to be with him for the rest of your life. But your brain reminded you of the consequences of telling him how you feel if he didn’t feel the same way. You internal conflict brewed within you and before you could do anything, you pulled away from his warm embrace and walked up the stairs to the guest room.
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You woke up the next morning to the smell of coffee filling your nose. Your eyes fluttered open as you rolled over to check the time. It was a little after 9am, and you had to be at the airport in a couple hours. You sat there for a few minutes before peeling the covers off your body getting out of bed. You shuttered at the cold tile against your feet as you walked towards to kitchen, the smell of coffee getting stronger.
As you entered the kitchen you saw Chris leaned against the counter with a mug in one hand, his phone in the other. You admired how effortlessly handsome he was. He was wearing a t-shirt with some sweatpants, his hair disheveled and a tired expression painting his face.
He noticed you come in and shot you a small smile and immediately grabbed another mug and started making you coffee. You graciously accepted the warm cup and started to drink it, hoping it would take away some of your exhaustion.
“How did you sleep?” He asked quietly.
“Not too well. I’m kinda anxious about going back to LA.” You replied.
“You don’t have to go back yet, you’re more than welcome to stay here longer. Dodger and I love the company.” He shot you a sympathetic smile.
“I think it’s time for me to go back and face everything. I can’t avoid it forever. I need to clean out my apartment of everything that reminds me of him and start fresh. Maybe it’ll help me feel better.” You sighed. “Or maybe I’ll go crazy and wreck the place and never go back. Who knows?”
Chris chuckled and continued to sip his coffee. You stood there in a comfortable silence for a while, finishing your cup and scrolling through your phones. After about 15 minutes you went back to your room to get some of your stuff together before you needed to leave for the airport.
You were seriously contemplating staying with Chris for a couple more days, dreading the moment you have to walk back into your apartment. As you were packing your things Chris walked into the room and sat down on the edge of the bed.
“So there’s a massive snow storm coming and the airport is cancelling all flights out of Boston until further notice. Roads are going to be shut down by tomorrow. We’re expecting more than 5 feet of snow. Looks like your staying longer after all.” Chris said, looking at his phone. You let out a sigh of relief and collapsed on the bed.
“Guess you’re happy about it, huh?” He questioned. He moved your suitcase off the bed and laid on the bed next to you. You were both on your backs, you were staring at the ceiling and you could feel Chris looking at you.
“I didn’t really want to go back, it’ll just make everything real.” You sighed. You don’t ever want to go back. Being here with Chris brings you so much happiness, even if you’re here because of terrible circumstances.
“You don’t have to go back if you don’t want to. I’m here for a couple more weeks and then we’re supposed to be back on set in Atlanta. You can stay until then and we can leave from here.” You looked over at him with hope in your eyes.
“Seriously? I know you’re here to spend time with your family I don’t want to take you away from that.” You said, looking over at him. You could see something in his eyes. They seemed to be sparkling, you couldn’t understand why.
“Y/N, it doesn’t matter where I am, there’s always a spot for you where I am. You can stay with me for as long as you want.” He said, looking you in the eyes. The corners of your mouth tugged up in a smile.
There was something about the moment that made your heart beat faster and the butterflies in your stomach go crazy. Every nerve in your body was telling you to tell him how much you love him, how badly you want to be with him. You wanted a forever with him. Every dream you had about your future involved him and there was nothing that could change that.
“Chris, can I tell you something? I just feel like I need to get something off my chest and it may work out in my favor, but it may not. I just can’t keep it in anymore.” You began. He nodded slightly and you closed your eyes, taking a deep breath.
“I love you. I’ve loved you since the moment we met. You are my everything and I don’t want to live without you by my side. You make me feel things that I have never felt for anything, not Josh not anyone I’ve ever been with. You are it for me. You are my endgame. Anything I ever do in my life, I want to do it with you.” You proclaimed. His breath hitched in the back of his throat after the first 3 words. His eyes scanned your face for any signs that you were joking, or just messing with him. All he saw was the way you looked at him with such love and admiration. He couldn’t seem to find the words to say.
He brought his hand up to your face and brushed a piece of your Y/H/C out of your face before cupping your cheek. Your breath hitched in your throat at his intimate gestures and continued to scan his face.
The next thing you knew he brought your body on top of his and pulled your face down and planted the most loving kiss you have ever received onto your lips. You placed your hands on either side of his face, deepening the kiss, craving more. His hands moved to your waist, pulling your bodies closer together.
“So I’m guessing you feel the same way?” You whispered as you pulled back, Chris whining at the loss of contact.
“I can’t even begin to explain the way I feel about you, but I hope that kiss is a good place to start.” He breathed. You smiled down at him and pressed your lips against his once again. Every single nerve in your body was on fire. You couldn’t begin to explain the way you felt. After a few minutes you pulled back and rolled off of Chris’ body and laid next to him. Your head in the crook of his neck and your hand going up to his face.
“I am utterly and absolutely crazy for you, Chris Evans.” You purred, snuggling up closer to his body.
“And I am utterly and absolutely crazy for you, Y/N Y/L/N.” He gushed. He wrapped his arms around your body, bringing you as close as he possibly can, not wanting to ever let you go. “So since this is a forever thing, should we talk about baby names?” He said in a serious voice. You looked up at his and your Y/E/C eyes met his piercing blue ones.
“Baby, love you more than anything in this world. But if you are thinking we’re naming our son Tom or Brady… you’ve got another thing coming, Evans.” You chuckled. He dramatically sighed and looked you dead in the eyes.
“And to think, I was going to buy you your dream house and help you fill it with kids. I just can’t believe you won’t let me name just one of those kids Brady.” He said shaking his head. You lightly smacked his chest before breaking out into a fit of giggles.
“You’re gonna buy me my dream house? What about WE buy OUR dream house?” You grinned. He grabbed one of your hands and brought it up to his lips before a smiled graced his perfect face.
And that’s exactly what you did.
Ok... ahem... Now... WHERE THE FUCK WAS STEVE WHEN BUCKY HAD TO GO THROUGH ALL HIS TRAUMA AFTER ENDGAME?! HUH?! HE WAS IN THE FREAKING 40S BACK WITH FREAKING PEGGY WITH WHOM HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE GOOD CHEMISTRY!!
Like you don't even have to be a Stucky shipper (like I'm not but I do ship them platonically, cause friendship over anything) to believe that Steve should have been with him to help him get through that trauma especially when he was there for Steve back when he lost his mother and was all alone.
I mean I sympathize with Steve when he woke up in this new century and was all alone but it had been a freakin' decade and Avengers had just lost one its leaders and Natasha and I get why he would finally want to be selfish for once (that is the sole reason why I had been kind of satisfied with Endgame's ending) but he could have happily lived his life there with Bucky and Sam.
Sam... Now about Sam... He just casually freaking passed him the mantle of Captain America without thinking about the consequences of it. I really liked how FATWS accurately attcked the issue of the impact Steve's absence in Bucky's life and all the hate Sam would have gotten if he would have initially accepted the role.
Well, I just think Steve deserves every right to be selfish after everything he has sacrificed but the timing was definitely not right. I had been justifying his endsing but this GIF set finally made me snap.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
Steve: Does Bucky make your heart beat faster?
Y/N: I don’t know, man. I have anxiety, everything makes my heart beat faster.
Okay! Send me a Marvel slash OTP in my ask box and I'll tell you who:
Does grand romantic gestures
Throws shade the best
Secretly loves to read fan fiction and look at fan art about themselves
Is likely to be sucked in a Wikipedia black hole for hours
Hates to eat vegetables
Is the most active on social media
Rides shotgun during group road trips
Belongs in which Hogwarts house
Belongs in which District of Panem
Insists on sleeping with the nightlight on
Gets the most phone numbers when they go out to a bar/club
Is likely to film a really hot sex tape of them fucking and upload it on Pornhub
Can quote the most lines of dialogue verbatim while watching Mean Girls
Loves to binge-watch trashy reality TV shows
Cries the hardest when they see Studio Ghibli movies, especially Grave Of The Fireflies
Always wins at Cards Against Humanity during group game night
Makes the worst faces when they take wacky selfies
Haggles for the lowest price and wins the best bargains when they shop at flea markets
Can successfully eat something so putrid like hakarl (dead fermented shark) and not throw up their guts afterwards
Makes the best party playlists during group house parties
Is likely to be apprehended by The Beygency because they don't like Beyonce that much
Gets the most notes whenever they post something like shirtless selfies or very NSFW photos of themselves on Tumblr
Can successfully tie a cherry stem with their tongue which proves they are the best kisser
Is likely to create an actual Fight Club a la Tyler Durden
Always wins the most awards show predictions and makes mad bank from the losers in the group
Insists on having a couples' orgy session with the World's Finest, Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne a.k.a. Superman and Batman
Sees what colors on The Dress when it pops up on their Tumblr dash
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OTPs you can send me are: Thorki/Thunderfrost (Thor and Loki), Stucky/Starbucks (Steve and Bucky), Stony/Superhusbands (Steve and Tony), Thundershield/Hammershield (Thor and Steve), Grocket (Groot and Rocket)
oooh, do stony since the new avengers trailer just came out!
Does grand romantic gestures
Tony. Because he has the ridiculous resource to pull of epic romantic stunts to remind Steve he loves him every day. While Steve appreciates Tony’s efforts, it becomes a bit embarassing whenever BuzzFeed does an article on Tony’s latest romance stunt because we all know Tony has this “go big or go home” attitude.
Throws shade the best
Steve. Which is surprising to Tony since Steve’s such a good guy. Little does he know Steve has marathoned plenty of RuPaul’s Drag Race to bring him up to speed on the art of throwing shade.
Secretly loves to read fan fiction and look at fan art about themselves
Tony. Only he would get busted by Steve because he carelessly left his Starkpad in their bedroom at Avengers Tower. Needless to say, Steve hasn’t blushed this much since realizing what fondue actually meant.
Is likely to be sucked in a Wikipedia black hole for hours
Steve. Despite the site’s flaws and sometimes unreliable content, Steve loves to browse through hundreds of articles and absorb information about a wide variety of subjects. Tony would only roll his eyes and mutter that J.A.R.V.I.S. would make a much more reliable source of data information.
Hates to eat vegetables
Tony. Anything that doesn’t have inhuman amounts of caffeine or isn’t greasy and meaty by default is something he’s instantly averse to, but that doesn’t stop Steve from encouraging him to eat vegetables. Tony will only eat them begrudgingly because he’s afraid Steve might withhold sex from him if he doesn’t.
Is the most active on social media
Steve. Since Tony gave him a Starkphone, Steve’s been killing it all over Twitter and Instagram with his tweets and pictures that mostly show the Avengers goofing off in their headquarters, though his private Facebook profile is reserved strictly for his teammates and other people he explicitly trusts.
Rides shotgun during group road trips
Steve. Because Tony insists on being behind the wheel and Steve is next to him to make sure Tony doesn’t pull off crazy Fast and Furious moves on the road.
Belongs in which Hogwarts house
They both took the official sorting on Pottermore and discovered that Steve is a Hufflepuff and Tony is a Slytherin. Tony quips that Steve should probably redesign the color scheme of his Captain America suit in Hufflepuff colors only to be shot down by Steve’s cutting remark that Tony should discard the Gryffindor colors of his Iron Man suit in favor of the Slytherin house colors.
Belongs in which District of Panem
After being up to speed with the books and movies, Steve commented that Tony would really thrive in District 3 since they produce electronics. Tony smiled and says Steve would be perfect in District 2 owing to his military training and background.
Insists on sleeping with the nightlight on
Steve. Because now that Tony has removed the arc reactor from his chest, Steve convinces Tony to find a suitable substitute and Tony creates a replica of the arc reactor that only functions as a nightlight and installs it on the wall above their bed.
Gets the most phone numbers when they go out to a bar/club
While Tony is more well-versed in the art of flirtation, Steve manages to get more calling cards and paper napkins with numbers scrawled on them at the end of the night without even trying.
Is likely to film a really hot sex tape of them fucking and upload it on Pornhub
Tony. And of course, he instructs J.A.R.V.I.S. to get the best angles possible in order to showcase how good they both look fucking each other like jackrabbits.
Can quote the most lines of dialogue verbatim while watching Mean Girls
Steve. Normally, Tony would be pissed but he’s actually proud of his superhusband that he can perfectly quote one of the most iconic teen movies in film history.
Loves to binge-watch trashy reality TV shows
Steve. From all the Real Housewives to freaky shows like Hoarders, Steve is game for it all. Tony refuses to watch such bullshit and as such, the only people who are as enthusiastic like Steve about watching this kind of programming are Natasha, Sam, and Pepper.
Cries the hardest when they see Studio Ghibli movies, especially Grave Of The Fireflies
Tony. Further proof that he does indeed have a heart.
Always wins at Cards Against Humanity during group game night
Tony. Because Steve always seems to draw the lamest answers from the white card pile.
Makes the worst faces when they take wacky selfies
Steve. It baffles Tony how the big blond dork can still look fuckable even when making the most ridiculous facial expressions for selfies.
Haggles for the lowest price and wins the best bargains when they shop at flea markets
Steve. Old habits die hard when you’ve grown up during the Depression Era and fought a World War. It helps that market sellers are also charmed by the very presence of Captain America that they’d gladly offer their wares for free, but Steve insists on paying them like a decent customer.
Can successfully eat something so putrid like hakarl (dead fermented shark) and not throw up their guts afterwards
Steve. He’s eternally thankful for the super serum in his body that gives him superhuman metabolism because otherwise he would probably end up in the hospital for food poisoning.
Makes the best party playlists during group house parties
Tony. His Starkpod is chock-full of the best crowd-pleasing floor-fillers.
Is likely to be apprehended by The Beygency because they don’t like Beyonce that much
Steve. While he certainly appreciates the Queen Bey, he’s more a fan of Adele as she reminds him of the kind of pop music he liked before he was frozen under the ice.
Gets the most notes whenever they post something like shirtless selfies or very NSFW photos of themselves on Tumblr
Steve, though Tony refuses to wave the white flag as he’s determined to make Tumblr love him just as much as Steve.
Can successfully tie a cherry stem with their tongue which proves they are the best kisser
Tony. Simply because of the fact that he’s had plenty of practice every time he orders alcoholic drinks garnished with cherries.
Is likely to create an actual Fight Club a la Tyler Durden
Tony. But unlike the real Fight Club, he talks about his version of Fight Club because he’s Tony fucking Stark.
Always wins the most awards show predictions and makes mad bank from the losers in the group
Steve. Due to his extensive and ongoing movie and pop culture education, most of his predictions always comes true every time awards shows like the Grammys or the Oscars comes up. He uses his winnings to donate them to charities and non-profit organizations he supports.
Insists on having a couples’ orgy session with the World’s Finest, Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne a.k.a. Superman and Batman
Tony. Because he has a need to fulfill his fantasy of seeing Superman and Captain America flip-fucking each other. And as usual, Tony would only be comparing current net worths with Bruce apart from their dick sizes.
Sees what colors on The Dress when it pops up on their Tumblr dash
Steve sees white and gold. Tony sees blue and black. Their argument ended with a destroyed living room in the tower and incredibly intense hate sex for three hours in their bedroom.
Ay yo you still doing that ship thing? Cuz Thundershield? And/or Capsicoul? Thank you! =D
Yes, I am! I’ll do Thundershield for you since I prefer that pairing ;) Anyway…
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Does grand romantic gestures
Thor has brought Steve to Asgard several times and taken him on private tours in the majestic city and around the beautiful countryside. But back on Midgard, it is Steve who is enthusiastic on taking Thor all over the United States and showing him the best sights and things to do.
Throws shade the best
Steve. He is not the hot dumb throwback blond guy that Tony sometimes teases him.
Secretly loves to read fan fiction and look at fan art about themselves
Thor. Although it isn’t so much a secret but more along the lines of boasting about it by brandishing his Starkpad open to so many pages of NSFW content between him and Steve to the rest of his mortified and amused teammates. It doesn’t help that Natasha is such a shameless enabler of Thor’s interest in fan fiction and art of him and Steve.
Is likely to be sucked in a Wikipedia black hole for hours
Thor. Whenever he’s not doing the nasty with Steve, he happily spends his time reading up on any and all Midgardian topics on Wikipedia and often talks about the new information he has discovered to his teammates.
Hates to eat vegetables
Thor. Carnivorous by default, Steve is perhaps the only other person aside from Frigga who is able to persuade Thor to eat his vegetables. Of course, Thor can never refuse Steve whenever he talks in his Captain America voice.
Is the most active on social media
Steve. Because he’s the most up-to-speed on Midgardian tech, he’s sort of Thor’s guide on how to use apps like Twitter or Instagram. Steve’s social media accounts are full of pictures of him and Thor in various states of heavily muscled undress that never fails to gain a lot of shares, likes, comments, retweets, reblogs, and whatnot.
Rides shotgun during group road trips
Thor. And he is not above playing the “I am a Prince of Asgard” card whenever someone else in the team challenges him to the front seat, unless of course if it’s Steve.
Belongs in which Hogwarts house
Pottermore has officially sorted Captain America and the God of Thunder in Gryffindor, because where else would you sort two hot and courageous blond superheroes? When the Harry Potter fandom discovers this information, the Avengers Tower is besieged with so many Gryffindor-themed paraphernalia. Thor happily poses for a photo wrapped in an oversized red-and-gold knit scarf and a replica of Luna Lovegood’s lion headdress while wielding Mjolnir and Steve uploads it to his Twitter thanking all the Gryffindors for their support.
Belongs in which District of Panem
Having been exposed to the books and movies under recommendation by Natasha, Thor declares without shame that he would come from the Capitol but does not approve of their barbaric oppression against the other Districts. Steve smiles and says he doesn’t mind Thor being from the Capitol and thinks he’d fit really well in District 7.
Insists on sleeping with the nightlight on
Steve. Thor doesn’t mind because sometimes he can conjure bright and tiny sparks of electricity from Mjolnir to help Steve sleep through the night.
Gets the most phone numbers when they go out to a bar/club
Both of them always end up in a draw because they get plenty of equal attention—I mean, come on, they’re both two hot blond guys together—whenever they go out for a night out in the city.
Is likely to film a really hot sex tape of them fucking and upload it on Pornhub
Steve. Tony’s always been ragging on him about he’s so uptight and what better way to prove Iron Man wrong than by making a sex tape with his ridiculously jacked and well-endowed Asgardian boyfriend and then uploading it to a top porn site? Needless to say, Tony has never teased Steve ever again after Steve and Thor’s sex video went hella viral and basically broke the internet several times over.
Can quote the most lines of dialogue verbatim while watching Mean Girls
Steve. Because Thor still has a LONG way to go before he can accurately quote from Mean Girls.
Loves to binge-watch trashy reality TV shows
Thor. He has a particular fondness for dating shows like The Bachelor and gets a kick out of watching the reality show lineup of Bravo.
Cries the hardest when they see Studio Ghibli movies, especially Grave Of The Fireflies
Thor. He just loses it when he finds out Setsuko dies and then Seita passes away not long after her younger sister. He ends up crying in Steve’s arms for a good three hours before he regains his composure.
Always wins at Cards Against Humanity during group game night
Steve. It amazes Tony how someone so clean-cut like Captain America can come up with the craziest and fucked-up answers from his selection of white cards.
Makes the worst faces when they take wacky selfies
Thor. The ones where he puts his long and glorious blond hair in a massive man bun while contorting his bearded face into funny expressions is Steve’s favorites, even more than the NSFW nudes of his boyfriend.
Haggles for the lowest price and wins the best bargains when they shop at flea markets
Steve. Because he gets a kick out of seeing Thor light up with joy when he finds something he likes and he realizes he can get it for a really small sum.
Can successfully eat something so putrid like hakarl (dead fermented shark) and not throw up their guts afterwards
Thor. Because he’s a Norse god and he never backs down from challenging Midgardian foods.
Makes the best party playlists during group house parties
Thor. He has discovered the incredible powers of industrial-strength EDM and parties at the Avengers Tower has forever changed. Footage that Clint took of Natasha, Pepper, and Maria dancing like crazy to “Sweet Nothing” by Calvin Harris has gone viral and Thor accepts it when Natasha drop-kicks him during their sparring session a few days later.
Is likely to be apprehended by The Beygency because they don’t like Beyonce that much
Steve. Although it is already given that The Beygency will give Steve a permanent free pass because obvs, he’s Captain fucking America and if he thinks the Queen Bey isn’t all that hot, then the world just simply has to fucking deal.
Gets the most notes whenever they post something like shirtless selfies or very NSFW photos of themselves on Tumblr
Both of them, seeing as Thor and Steve manage their joint account. They even gamely answer questions from their ask box when they can.
Can successfully tie a cherry stem with their tongue which proves they are the best kisser
Steve. Thor is duly impressed and is rewarded with the best rim job of his life.
Is likely to create an actual Fight Club a la Tyler Durden
Thor. Because he loves any excuse to fight, especially if it’s shirtless.
Always wins the most awards show predictions and makes mad bank from the losers in the group
To everyone’s astonishment, it’s Thor. Apparently, Thor has dabbled in gambling back in Asgard and has always been lucky. He uses the winnings to buy everyone really nice presents.
Insists on having a couples’ orgy session with the World’s Finest, Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne a.k.a. Superman and Batman
Steve. He has admitted to Thor on having a huge crush on Superman and Thor goes out of his way to woo and convince the World’s Finest to join their bed. Suffice to say, a hot pair of blonds and brunets all tangled up together in bed never looked so good.
Sees what colors on The Dress when it pops up on their Tumblr dash
Thor sees white and gold. Steve sees blue and black. It becomes apparent that debating the colors of a dress is enough of a trigger to activate Thor in his Berserker mode. Were it not for the intervention of Bruce in his Hulk form, shit would have gone way too real for everyone to deal with.
And the flashbacks also include Bucky’s sister Rebecca! I need this- it would cure so much of my life honestly
Society if Cap 3 was Steve, Bucky, and Sam on a road trip, with flashbacks to Steve and Bucky's lives pre-war, and we actually got to meet Steve's mom
𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐭𝐡 𝐈𝐬 𝐌𝐲 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
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Steve Rogers x fem!reader
Category: just fluff
Warnings: none.
Summary: (Name) has had a long mission with Steve, and then finally being allowed to sleep, she realized two things. One, the room seemed to be colder than a freezer. Two, it's only one bed.
A\N: I wrote this in the middle of the night, so I hope that it isn't to shaggy. Please write your criticisms in the coments so that i can know how i did.
(I swear to God, finding a good picture on Pinterest for this dude is hell)
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When scalding hot water touched her skin, she declared herself to officially be in heaven. The stale muscles began to slowly soften and the warm water turned dirty of how much grime had been stuck on her body. It was unusual for her to let it get this far without showering, but the mission that she and Steve Rogers had been entrusted had gone completely haywire, ending up postponing their return to the tower by four days.
That was why the shower wasn't her own. It belonged to a small, simple, pallid hotel that Steve had found outside of North Vancouver, Canada. Both her and Steve had agreed to leave for home tomorrow instead since neither of them trusted each other to have the mental strength and stability to drive a car.
(name) knew that some or later she would have to step out of the humid and hot shower, and face the maladroit situation on the other side of the white door. The maladroit situation being the doubled-sized bed that was so efficiently placed on the wall. And a doubled-size bed didn't look so doubled-sized with Captain America laying in it.
Also, the way that the warm water enveloped her raw, chill body comforted her, so naturally she wished to go to sleep in that warmth for the night.
Though it didn't seem like a good plan in case Steve would wake up the next morning to a dead, but warm body in the gray tiled shower. So she turned off the shower and gripped one of the hotel's towels on the other side. Wiping her feat first, she stepped out and began the process of drying herself, brushing her fuzzy-feeling teeth, dressing, and trudging out of the steaming bathroom.
She was unpleasantly taken back when she felt chill air start to creep inside her clothes and realized that it was as cold inside the room as it was outside the old, curtainless window. But it wasn't anything that she could change about it so she only continued to track down in the small, dark hall that the bathroom was connected to. There was a wall that broke the room up in twos, but no door, only a big opening in the wall.
As quietly as possible, she navigated into the sleeping area, where the lights were already of. She saw Steves's suit hanging lazily over a chair with his helmet sitting on the cushion, and she came to remember that her own was thrown on the floor of the bathroom. But the feeling of being too tired to care, and also her toes going numb made her turn to the bed. Only to see Steve already pleasantly asleep with his body covered in the duvets and soft snores coming from his nose.
(Name) didn't have to hold back the adoring smile with Steve already sleeping. She didn't have to obtain the veneer of the profession to hide the love that she held in the most secret place of her heart.
Carefully, she sat down in bed beginning to slip under her part of the duvet.
Her head fell against the headboard, and she let herself bask in the feeling of calm. There was no need to check under the bed for people, no need to search for cameras or hidden windows in the mirror. No anxiety troubled her, making her nauseous and unable to sleep. She was never courageous enough to disturb Steve with her troubles since she was well aware that he needed his rest as much as she did.
But she didn't feel that stress tonight.
She slowly slipped completely under the covers, and let herself get lost in thoughts. It was almost exciting to have such a pretty human being curled up at her side. And it was comforting to know he would always be there to protect her, even if it wasn't because of the romantic love. She hoped that he felt the same comfort with her.
"Goodnight Steve". She whispered, and let her fingertips glide loosely on the side of his face, before closing her own eyes, knowing that Steve was right there with her.
Not knowing about the small shy smile that was present on his face as she let herself fall asleep.
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Cold. That was all she could decipher. Cold, and maybe ice? Her toes surely felt like they'd gone to ice. Never in her life had she been feezing as much as now. She pulled the sheets closer around herself and tried to crawl up into a small ball in an attempt to keep the warmth in and cold out. But her tries were useless and she began to feel jealous of the warmth that Steve was blessed with just because he was a big, strong soldier with super strength.
The big, strong soldier that probably radiated with body heat if you would get close enough.
She felt helpless and therefore decided to test her theory about radiating body heat. Her body was genuinely one millimeter away from ending up on the floor, and her back was against Steve so she had no interpretation of how close he was. But she slowly started to squirm backward, and she didn't get far before she felt two things. One is a faint feeling of warmth. Two, her waist accidentally laying itself over a hand. She froze and held her breath, but Steve seemed to be sleeping as peacefully as he did before. Deciding to take another approach, she turned her body to the other way, making her back face the window instead of Steve. But ended up with her eyes wide open and facing his bare chest.
She dared to look up at his face, and her mouth opened lightly with a breath of air at the angel face that she saw. A dawning realization set itself in the room, a realization that this passion for the captain could become a problem in the future. But not at the moment.
Carefully, she maneuvered his hand closer to his own body so that she could get the space that she needed to wiggle just a little bit closer to the hot man. But to her horror, Steve moved. His head twitched, and then he started to move the arm that she previously pushed around. She couldn't move, so she just laid there in complete horror, with a sound stuck in her throat. And then from nowhere, the arm snaked around her waist and up over her back, sending warmth sizzling over her skin.
He took a steady grip around her, and effectively pulled her into his bare, smooth chest.
She didn't breathe, didn't move, did nothing as she lay there.
"You could've just asked sweetheart," Steve mumbled sleepily, his word coming out in a mush since his face was squeezed into his pillow. (Name) swallowed, hard.
"Just didn't want to wake you up. It was cold." She said, feeling warmth rise her neck.
An amused scoff sounded from Steve, and she felt embarrassment travel up her face.
"Wrap your arms around my waist," Steve said. She felt obliged to as told since she woke him up, and let her hands travel at the expense of Steve's waist. A deep breath left Steve's lips, and she let herself smile. Slowly, Steve unlocked his arm from her waist, and slowly started to gather her in his big arms.
He hugged her closer to him with the new grip that he had, and he felt her melt into his chest, effectively waking up the butterflies in his chest.
"Go to sleep now, you deserve it."
And with that, (name) couldn't physically keep her mind awake anymore, letting go of the need to cry because of physical from Steve.
And right after she was out, so was he.
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Should I open my requests an stuff maybe?
Thanks for reading btw;).
Can someone help me find this fic?
I've read it awhile back and it's a Steve Roger's imagine. The reader stayed up late all night in the living room of the avengers tower working on things on her computer. Then Steve wakes up because he can't sleep and him and the reader talk all night.
I've been trying to find this story everywhere but I can't find it. If anyone knows it I'd really appreciate it. Thank you so much!!!!!❤
Steve: Don’t correct me.
Tony: Then don’t be wrong.
Y/N: JAMES!!!
Bucky: First name, could be fine.
Y/N: BUCHANAN!!!
Steve: Middle name, not looking so good!
Y/N: BARNES!!!
Steve: You’re in trouble.
Y/N: YOU TOO, STEVEN GRANT ROGERS!!!
Bucky: *smirks*
Steve: …Shit…
Y/N: What’s something you’re better than Bucky at?
Sam, without hesitation: Everything.
Peter, after a brief moment of thinking: Mario Kart.
Steve, sadly: Emotional Vulnerability
Bucky: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Sam: Not if they consent to it.
Y/N: Depends on who your stabbing.
Steve: YES??!!?
Loki: What’s your biggest fear?
Steve: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.
Stephan: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Peter: Zombies.
Steve: ...
Stephan: ...
Peter: BUT they can open doors.
*Y/N is talking about their past*
Y/N: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow.
Bucky: Y/N, this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years!
Steve: Oh, I'm sure it gets better!
Y/N: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worst.
Y/N: If you had to choose between Steve and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Bucky: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Steve: Bucky!
Y/N: 63 cents.
Bucky: …I’ll take the money.
Steve: BUCKY!!!
Bucky: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Y/N & Steve:
Y/N: Was it Steve?
