Isnt It Though? LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME IM WRONG BECAUSE YOUD BE FUCKING LYING

……isn’t it though? LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME IM WRONG BECAUSE YOU’D BE FUCKING LYING

ahem

credits to this mf @blutomindpretzel

HONEY AND ASHER ARE SIBLINGS- YES IM BACK ON MY SHIFTER HONEY BULLSHIT- maybe the reason Honey is often so reserved and cold towards Guy is because they’re trying to hide the fact that they’re a shifter- and they thought that their relationship wouldn’t last. They totally didn’t expect to fall in love with a greasy idiot who’s sweet enough to rot their teeth.

ALSO HONEY WHO’S TOUCH STARVED AS FUCK- Guy just came home and the first thing he did was hold them standing up, just being in each others arms without saying anything. Guy kissing their forehead. “I missed you today, Honey. I love you.” AND THEY JUST STARTED CRYING-

David gets flustered from watching Angel hold babies. SAME SHIT WITH MILO AND SWEETHEART- they’re super good with kids but will never admit it. Marie was just covering her mouth and giggling at Sweetheart’s feather-soft smile as Milo held a pack members baby. (Milo and David have baby fever shhhh)

So I was rewatching Guy’s videos- or rather, what’s left of them- and stumbled across this comment:

LIKE IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE- it’s not exactly an enemies to lovers, it’s more roommates who annoy one another but that turns to intense flirting over time without either one realizing it.

These two were just trying to have a cheaper rent with someone the other didn’t have to associate with too often- or at least that was what Honey was aiming for. Guy wanted to split the rent with someone- yes, but he also hoped to gain a good friend in the process.

Guy……annoyed the absolute hell out of Honey. He always played his videogames too loud, left his clothes on the floor, or was overdue on his half of the chores. Their patience could only be stretched so thin before it snapped in two.

They’re complete opposites, but they’ll have to admit he’s pretty sweet for such an annoying ray of sunshine. UGH AND THE FLIRTING GOD THE FLIRTING- they’re so competitive- playing videogames and whoever lost had to pay for dinner or do the last of the chores.

PLAYFIGHTINGGGGG ‼️‼️

The tension is STRONGGGGGGG and these two don’t notice a damn thing besides the warmth building within their chests.

And oh my god inviting friends over they get so much worse, everyone else is trying so hard not to point out the obvious tensions between the two.

But becoming decent friends doesn’t change the fact that he pushes each and every one of their buttons. And once Guy notices how much he got under Honey’s skin- that just made it all the more fun to keep going, and to see how long they’d last before they broke.

Honey leaning on the doorframe after a shower, hair damp and shirt discarded in their bedroom. The only cloth adorning their skin included the sweatpants wrapped loosely around their legs.

Guy resided openly on the couch, a controller in hand, and old dishes left to rest on the coffee table beside his legs. Honey groaned and slid a hand down their face, signaling Guy’s attention from across the room. “Those were there last night, Guy. Ever plan on picking those up? I plan to use that table tomorrow morning when I eat breakfast.”

“It was a long shift, I’ll get them later.” “Ah, I call bullshit, that’s what you said last night.” “So?” “Ugh you’re so fucking gross.” It’s only when Honey crosses the living room floor that Guy notices that they are without a shirt. Honey quirks a brow when Guy hurriedly tears his face away from their line of sight.

THEM JUST TEASING THE HELL OUT OF HIM FOR BEING ALL FLUSTERED- using his habits to degrade him he kinda likes it tho.

Okay yeah I had a lil mini fic tangent I love this idea sm

HONEY LOOMING OVER HIM AND SMILING DOWN AT HIM. “Are you..? Are you blushing??”

Guy leaving things out just to piss honey off

ANGRY MAKE OUTS

Ugh he loves when Honey gets rough and demanding- he secretly thinks it’s super hot when they’re all bossy and stern.

Honey loses it when Guy ends up being what they think about all the time. They once caught themselves just smiling to themselves thinking about how Guy smiled at them the other day. “…🙂………😊………😐………😳…….shit”.

SWEETHEART AND GAVIN + FREELANCER ARE EXCELLENT FIGURE SKATERS- +their friends getting pissed of at them for “showing off” (Angel, Babe, and literally all of the DAMN boys except for Damien because you bet your ass he can figure skate) @4ngelv4mp @raaanciid @daveyismyloml

Listen I know Imperium!Lasko is a bitch and he’s manipulating Freelancer but I seriously can’t handle when he calls them “dear” or “my dear”- I’M LOSING MY MIND.

Yes he’s evil but he’s kinda hot.