Currently Re-listening To The Pizza Guy (Guy) Audios, And Something About The Listener Has Caused Some

Currently re-listening to the pizza guy (Guy) audios, and something about the listener has caused some suspicion with me. AND YES OF COURSE IM OVERTHINKING AND PROBABLY MAKING THIS DEEPER THAN IT ACTUALLY IS,, but it really seems like Honey is either holding back or hiding something. They’re super reserved when it comes to affection, blaming it on literally anything but a clear answer.

Either they have a emotionally traumatic past- OR IS HIDING THE FACT THAT THEY’RE FUCKING EMPOWERED. This is exactly why shifter!Honey just makes so much sense to me. Ugh I would love if his audios start off all silly and shit-post’y, and turned out to be intensely important and lore-filled hidden between the likes.

Sweetheart bursting the doors open to a pack meeting (I’m guessing the meetings are hosted at a lil office building where they rent out a specific room)-they’re battered up and bloody, holding the wall from behind as they fight unconsciousness. Milo, of course- is out of his seat instantly, before Sweetheart abruptly holds up a hand and spits blood before Milo’s shoes.

The rest of the pack follows, surrounding the two. “Sweetheart, how did-?” “I tried to stop him- Quinn, he- David I- you’re mate, he has them.”

They can barely get the words out between seemingly endless blood-soaked coughing fits. David no longer felt the presence of his panicked pack members, the ones now bustling around him to get Sweetheart healed.

He’s exactly where he was when his father died, standing alone- silent and inconsolable. It takes him a while to get out of his head, and David reminds himself who he is: an alpha, the alpha of this pack, the leader of these people, and leaders help. He wouldn’t help anyone by letting his emotions take over, David decided.

He sighed heavily, running trembling hands down his face and turned to his pack. Darlin was closer than he remembered them being, in fact- they were already half way out the front door by the time David caught their shoulder. “No,” he boomed, “you’re staying here before you do something stupid, we’re staying here.”

“But David, I-“

“Tank- inside- now.”

Darlin growled a weighted sigh and reluctantly stepped past the threshold, feeling the obvious shift in air. God- it was so tense in here. They felt an itch to go, find him, rip his head off, and return Angel home. But before they were a “reckless idiot”, they were a member of this pack. Or whatever catchphrase David adopted all those years ago.

“David, buddy- why?” Asher interjected, reminding the few of his position as he rejoined David by the doorway. And took no time in realizing how he hadn’t moved an inch.

David took a deep breath again, this one far shakier and measured than the last few he attempted to take. Just breathe.

“We do no good in numbers right now, and believe me I want to be out there as much as you do.” David side-eyed a very angry Darlin. “But I cannot risk him finding and taking more of us. The packs safety is my number-one priority as your alpha, and the last thing under that umbrella would be running off and getting into a much bigger fight than we’re prepared for.”

Darlin huffed and stormed past Asher and David to join Marie as she attempted to heal what was left of Milo’s mate. “Of course you’d fucking say that. They’re your mate for gods sake do something about it.” Darlin grumbled as if David’s words made no sense.

David had no energy left to argue with them, nor to accept Asher’s many attempts at comforting him. He may have sealed his own mates death as a sacrifice to save his pack. Fuck- he felt sick.

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OKAY OKAY I know this was out of nowhere and I’m not even fully sure what this is but I adore the concept of Quinn taking angel and David having to battle with deciding whether being reckless and trying to save angel but risking his- and the Keaton pack now as a result- OR JUST PRETTY MUCH LEAVE THEM FOR DEAD. Ugh the angst mmmmmm

@4ngelv4mp @raaanciid @angel-bubbles

What if there are magical bullets used specifically for shifters and/or vampires- BUT THEY’RE ABUSED BECAUSE THE DEPARTMENT CAN’T KEEP ITSELF UNDER CONTROL. I’m imaging these huge ass bullets hitting Sweetheart on a job- magic surging through their veins in a bright color until they’re shivering in pain on the ground. Watching someone get shot by one of these is about as traumatizing as being shot yourself.

BUT WHAT IF THEY HIT AN UNEMPOWERED PERSON???? There’s a 99% chance they’d die OR get some sort of deformed magical powers that hurt to even use. ​ It’s like that purple stuff serum thingy in Arcane LIKE MFS VEINS TURNING PURPLE WOULD BE SO COOL AND TERRIFYING. Yes these are absolutely used in a serum version as a form of torture.

Guy and Honey >>>>> Geordi and Cutie

I’ve seen some talk about (secret) shifter!Honey and I’m absolutely in love with the concept. From sick days on solstices while Guy is determined to take care of them, to him kissing the stretch marks from shifting. Bonus points if they’re part of the Shaw pack. Honey having severe abandonment issues and refusing to ever open up about being a shifter to anyone- (after a certain betrayal from Quinn) and having conflicting feelings about that decision after falling head over heels for the sweet pizza guy.

HONEY PROTECTING GUY FROM QUINN BY SHIFTING IN FRONT OF HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME AND BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. Guy is absolutely terrified by this but can’t seem to move, Honey feels absolutely AWFUL after this- they end up getting a little beat up themselves and aren’t in any condition to find a healer. Guy reluctantly pokes them and shakily asks them what they need, and when he’s met with a groggy “healer, I’ll tell you the way”, they make their way to Marie’s.

Guy is BEYOND confused at all of this ‘healer’ and ‘magic talk’, as well as the fact that his PARTNER JUST TURNED INTO A FUCKING WOLF AND TORE SOME SUPPOSED VAMPIRES’ THROAT OUT. Something inside him is pulling him towards Honey, though- so he decides to stick with them.

Honey is unconscious as Marie does her best to explain their current situation, as well as piece her fellow pack member back together. Guy is stuck between looking down in horror at the damage, and attempting to force his brain to make any sense of this ‘magical world’ Marie kept talking about.

By the time she was done and out, demanding that Guy keep them here and out of trouble (Marie absolutely terrifies him), Guy sighed heavily and leaned up against the couch beside them.

Yea these two had a lot to talk about by the time Honey finally woke up.

Guy and Angel are so alike holy fuck, these two have a blast at pack meetings. Not for David and Honey of course, they’re always ending up being the ones that have to rangle their mates.

Honey is strong asf and Guy likes being carried around bridal style, they absolutely treat him like royalty (like he deserves).

……Angel dipping David… LIKE IMAGINE THEY’RE DANCING TOGETHER AT A PACK EVENT AND ANGEL JUST FUCKING DIPS DAVID AND GIVES HIM THE MOST SHIT EATING GRIN BEFORE KISSING HIM. God that man was so red, he literally said: 😳. Such a tiny lil human compared to him and they have the strength to hold him up- he was NOT expecting that.

(I just got an industrial piercing and I kept thinking about headcannons for the pack going out for piercings) here’s some chaotic experiences for the pack at a tattoo shop below the cut:

Asher gets super squeamish with blood so he’s covering his eyes the entire time- Babe absolutely had to hold his hand (even when Babe was the one getting a nose piercing)

Milo already has an assortment of different piercings (he honestly just does it for fun at this point) so he begrudgingly declines on getting one himself. However Sweetheart wants to get the “most painful one” to “see if they can take it” but it’s absolutely not because they’re a masochist or anything (I really hope someone gets this reference because fuck you it fits so well)

Angel is just so excited to be here, they have so many lil tattoos and wanted to get a lil wolf on their wrist (David gets so flustered when Angel suggests a wolf tattoo- OOH MAYBE SOME ANGEL WINGS FOR DAVID TOO). They’re kinda shimmying along to the music in their chair, moving David’s hand to “dance with them”.

David is super reluctant to get something at first, but once he sees everyone else getting something he decides to “get something small” HE GETS ANGEL WINGS FOR HIS MATE AND A WOLF FOR HIS DAD WITH THE DATE OF HIS DEATH ON IT

Darlin and Sweetheart are having a competition for who bleeds the most, meanwhile Sam and Milo are trying to explain how “bleeding isn’t a competition” and to “stop being dumbasses and sit still”