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(He/they Angel and Darlin) (He/Him sweetheart) also David is here.
In a listener appreciation mood as of late
ELIIII WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Anyway.
Nooo my tmnt phase isn't coming back what are you talking about haha....
Guy delivering pizza to the Shaw pack:
Omg queers
I'm the queerest out of all of us
VEGA IS GETTING A MAKEOVER
Redacted memes
Angel and David
Milo and Asher
Baabe and Angel
The whole pack
Sweetheart in Milo's apartment
Angel probably
This just reminds me of Sweetheart for some reason
You lil gremlin I was just think about this last night JSJS
@dukecollinsbf hope you enjoy redacted fandom
@mokozroach @huxleaf @heartf0ul @vegahater96 @lexdoesntdraw @laskosprettygirl @mhmmaybe 🙏🩷👅💦
I keep seeing early David hate.
Which is fair! It really is!
But I will always love the video of David comforting angel over a storm (it’s one of my favorite David audios 😰)
It’s literally his 6th audio in the playlist 😭😭
BUT I LOVE IT SM
Honestly so real! The jealous audio wasn’t really needed. If angel had just told David what was going on at the time it could’ve been avoided. But then there’s also the fact that David did NOT AT ALL have to immediately get upset when they wanted to talk about it. Like? Your mate wants to know what’s going on? And your, what? Getting upset?? I can imagine angel literally about to break down that entire audio when he finally started explaining his side. BUT HE SAID IT SO MEAN? LIKE? HELLO?
I keep seeing early David hate.
Which is fair! It really is!
But I will always love the video of David comforting angel over a storm (it’s one of my favorite David audios 😰)
It’s literally his 6th audio in the playlist 😭😭
BUT I LOVE IT SM
YESSS WE REALLY SHOULD GET ONE!!
I keep seeing early David hate.
Which is fair! It really is!
But I will always love the video of David comforting angel over a storm (it’s one of my favorite David audios 😰)
It’s literally his 6th audio in the playlist 😭😭
BUT I LOVE IT SM
Hehe Asher x AFAB!Baabe art >:3
They both have vitiligo in the right eye is like the only one that matches.
(Baabe thought it meant they were soulmates-)
🧡💜
@dawnofiight
More Headcanons Because I Have Too Many Of These (Shaw pack, again, but this time it's couple headcanons! The variety on here is unmatched):
-Darlin doesn't cook. We've already established that. But once Sam told them what his favorite food is, they made it for him, and Sam found it so surprisingly delicious that he started giving them a bunch of compliments for it (because, you know, nobody believes Darlin when they say they know how to cook or that they're good at it). Darlin, being Darlin, now stands in their kitchen at least once a week to make Sam his favorite meal in exchange for the praise they get for it.
-Angel and David had weekly sleepover dates before they moved in with each other. Sometimes it was at Angel's place and sometimes at David's and Angel would always go way overboard with the pillow fort and the snacks. With that in mind, for one of their anniversaries after moving in together, Angel reconstructed the couch into their biggest pillow fort yet and turned the living room into a little movie theater. They and David stayed up the entire night watching movies and eating snacks and only went to sleep in their pillow fort at around five in the morning because Angel drifted off during the movie they were watching.
-Baabe has an unconditional love for all things beautiful. And Ash just happens to be the most beautiful person they know, so, of course, he is their victim of choice for their creative endeavors. One time, Baabe got especially creative and spent an entire day dying Ash's wolf form's fur in rainbow colors to take pictures of him afterward. The only problem was, the color didn't wash out again. So, for a month or two, whenever Ash shifted, he would be a very vibrant, rainbow-colored wolf. He didn't mind (he actually really liked it) but David found it sort of... unfitting for the security jobs and a certain pizza guy had a lot of questions whenever Baabe's "dog" would walk around in the background while they answered the door. Once the dye washed out, Baabe promised to let Asher dye their hair any color he wanted. He has yet to cash that in.
-Sweetheart's obsession with stuffed animals (specifically cats) was not something Milo was prepared for when they invited him over to their place for the first time. Needless to say, that date was spent cuddling in bed and explaining the naming process behind all 82 of the ones on display in their room (honorable mentions to: Squishy, a black thing that barely looks like a cat anymore whom Sweetheart got at a thrift store, Poofers, the biggest cat in Sweetheart's collection, and Harold, who is a red cat with a little top hat sewn onto its head). Sweetheart took a liking to Milo's curiosity behind all the plushies' names and stories, so it became a common thing for them to buy and gift Milo fluffy cats for anniversaries, holidays, and anything else that would give them a reason to give him cat-shaped gifts. Once they started living together, the two of them had to install several shelves on their walls and buy an extra closet for the ungodly amount of stuffed animals the duo possessed. Also, Aggro commonly sleeps in a nest of cat plushies because of course he does.
Guess What? More Headcanons. ✨️Video Game Edition✨️
-Darlin plays rhythm games. Osu on their pc (no, they're not going to buy a tablet. Their fingers "got used to holding the mouse"), project sekai on their phone, a variety of piano-tiles-like games - you name it. Sam is quite happy about this, as rhythm games are something he can quickly get the gist of (unlike Smash and such) and feed into Darlin's competitive nature by teasing them when he's done better than them on a certain beatmap or a certain song on project sekai. There's that, but sometimes when Darlin can't sleep, they accidentally wake Sam with their frantic button-smashing because Osu mania is the only thing they play when they can't sleep.
-Angel plays Minecraft, as established, but Stardew Valley and the Sims hold a special place in their heart. David doesn't get it, but Angel finds some special joy in creating things and (depending on the game) interacting with cute characters. And while he might see more of an appeal in the likes of Smash, David loves seeing how excited they get whenever they show him something new they've built, which, he must admit, they are pretty good at that.
-Baabe plays type racers. Anything that has them smash words into their keyboard is an A-tier game to them (you can tell they chose the office job they have). But to give Asher's ears a break from the furious typing and clicking sounds from time to time, Baabe also plays narrative and story-driven games, including dating sims. And yes, they've forced Ash through Doki Doki Literature Club at one point. Being the creative person they are, Baabe also enjoys taking a more critical look at video games for their value in terms of story and finds themself ranting endlessly to their mate sometimes when they've just finished playing a particularly uninteresting or bad game (Their reason for forcing themself through those games is always: "It might get better, and even if it doesn't - I paid for it, so I should get the full experience." Which Ash commonly counters with: "But you're hating the experience." The response is then always: "That's part of it!").
-Sweetheart loves watching Milo scare the shit out of himself with games they picked for him, we already know that. And while they enjoy horror as much as Milo hates it, their guilty video game pleasure is anything and everything with an open world. They just love sitting down and exploring a huge map for hours on end. It's even better whenever Aggro comes to lay in their lap and gives them an excuse not to get up.
Headcanons, Anyone? Yes, No, Maybe So? Well, Whether You Want Them Or Not: Here Are Some Milo "def cried after his re7 playthrough" Greer Ones!
-Sweetheart and him played re7 together because Sweetheart loves it. The original idea was for Milo to play it and for Sweetheart to watch, but whenever Milo got too terrified and wanted to "take a break" (-and never return), Sweetheart played through that section for him.
-Milo Greer is the second character I know to have had an alt phase.
^Unlike Lasko, however, Milo actually talks about it sometimes (mainly because Ash, David, and Tank witnessed this phase, and it gets brought up on occasion whether he likes it or not) and credits his makeup and dressing skills to it.
-Aggro just sits on his head every once in a while as Milo is working or watching tv. He'll just climb over the backrest and then tippy tappy his way onto Milo's head.
^Sweetheart laughs about it, but Milo finds it strangely comforting whenever his cat does that.
-He owns at least two pairs of plateaued boots. And we're talking a lot of plateau here. He's easily Asher's height when he puts them on.
-Milo Greer, in his teens, was part of his school band. And when the school disbanded it, he joined a band outside of school and became their second vocalist and guitarist mainly because he has a very good scream.
^Ash still gets goosebumps whenever he watches the video he took of Milo's first gig with that band.
-Milo prefers anime over other types of shows purely because he wants to watch movies/series without having to think about them too much. Needless to say, he mainly watches slice of life anime and "The Disastrous Life of Saiki K" is one of his favorites.
I Just Got Done Drinking Two Liters Of Black Tea and Am Severely Overcaffeinated, So We're Doing Asher "literally me right now someone please give me sleeping meds" Talbot Headcanons!
-How to make an Ash-catcher: You put coke, orange juice, a tablespoon of sugar, a teaspoon of honey, and a colorful straw into a glass. The smell alone will make Ash come running (not so much the taste, though-).
-Dyes his hair some very obscure color once a year in hopes of it affecting his wolf form. It doesn't, but Ash isn't going to give up (and he's also not going to go through the trouble of having Baabe dye all his fur again).
-Asher plays gacha games. I say "games" but he mainly plays Honkai Impact 3rd.
^He's a Senti main.
^^He hasn't spent a single cent in those games and somehow still has about 3/4 of the available S rank units because he's just that lucky.
^^^Through Baabe, he found out about the recent release of Honkai Star Rail, and upon playing, he kept crying about Himeko.
-His Instagram is "OneBadassAshKetchum:3" but before that, it was "ThatOneBadassBeta:3" which he had to change once David asked him to for the sake of avoiding unempowered people asking questions.
^In addition to this, when he was a teenager, he had a social media account somewhere (he refuses to tell anyone what platform it was on, likely because the account still exists and he doesn't want Milo to find out) and used it to impersonate Milo on it because Ash liked the idea of an "emo blog with sad quotes and pics of a hot rockstar boy." Once Milo found out, his first concern wasn't him taking it down, it was correcting Ash on the fact that he wasn't emo. Then, he asked Ash to stop posting things of him, which he did, but the dead account still exists somewhere.
^^Ash gets weirdly nostalgic about this and yes, he has shown Sweetheart some of the pictures he still has of Milo from back then.
-Ash's favorite flower is the sunflower and he has a lot of them standing around his and Baabe's home.
^Unlike with cooking, Ash is actually pretty decent at taking care of plants. It took a lot of practice and hundreds of dead flowers, but by now he's quite alright at it.
-Ash is a sucker for physical touch. So whenever Baabe doesn't have paper or a canvas to paint on, he will happily offer up his entire body for them to work with.
Saw someone do something like this somewhere, no idea where the post went otherwise I would have linked it but whatever-
Assigning Redacted characters Mindless Self Indulgence songs (From someone who is very normal about that band) in no particular order and with the occasional quote from the song:
Gavin: Tight. [I didn't have a say in the matter, he picked it himself-]
Damien: Witness. [Me assigning him this song is a positive thing, I promise.]
Huxley: On It. [The Imperium is strong with this one...]
Kody: Get It Up. [ :) ]
Lasko: Revenge. [We all know this man just wants to bash some heads in and is doing his best not to.]
The Shaw pack in general: Ass Backwards. [Listen to the song, it's a vibe.]
Vincent: Molly. [Because Vincent was a good girl and he knew the reasons why-]
Sam: Bed Of Roses. [He deserves his little emo song, let him have it.]
Alexis: Evening Wear. [Originally planned on only doing voiced characters, but "It's not fair to be compared to you" is a line that just fit too well.]
William(/Vega): 1989. [*insert old man joke here]
Elliott: What Do They Know. ["Mess me up beyond all recognition. For what it's worth, I'd do it again" - because this man will sacrifice himself and everything for Sunshine with no regrets and we love him for that.]
Blake: Pay For It. ["I don't want you to hate me. I want you to wanna hate me. I don't want you to date me, I want you to wanna date me" - his constant internal struggle with his feelings for Bestie summed up very nicely.]
Regulus: 3 S'. [Doesn't fit 100% but the sentiment is there.]
Avior: Due. [I could quote a line from the song here, but I'd end up just putting most of the lyrics here. So. "Die, my darling" is the one I will go with.]
Guy: Bitches. ["This is how it should be done" indeed.]
Aaron: Mastermind. [No, I will not elaborate.]
Honorable listener mention:
Freelancer: Sex for Homework. [In homage to their humble beginnings.]
The fact that I had a whole Guy/Honey meets David/Angel with a Honey&Shaw Pack found family dynamic fic planned out for the solstice to give the fandom as a gift for the holidays but now it's December 25th and that thing is still only 500-1k words long in my drafts and very unfinished.
I don't even like men but if I had a david shaw in my life I would 100% need to reconsider