Chris Was Scared. He Didnt Like This Thing Brad Brought Home Last Night One Bit.

Chris was scared. He didn’t like this ‘thing’ Brad brought home last night one bit.

Brad was pissed. His sleeves weren't "missing." He never saw a sleeve pictured on milk carton in his life. That woman was rediculous. Why wouldn’t she just go away? She couldn’t see a cute t-shirt if it hit her over the head. Now where was Chris with that crop top? Brad needed to cool off.

The new “Angle Maximizing Mirror” Chris got for his birthday to was by far the dopest gift Brad ever bought him.

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The arm muscles were growing and Brad and Chris thought it was funny to keep taking photos. Four photos and four pumps later, Jim the gym owner exploded.

Chris couldn’t tell so he snapped a selfie.

Brad replied, “Well. That’s the right arm right? So you must be driving. You look like a woodchuck Chris.”

Chris: “Yeah you like that?”

Brad: “How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck?”

Chris: “A lot of wood.”

Brad: “Like how much wood?”

Brad: “How much wood Chris?”

Brad: “Wood.”

(Two minutes of garble from Chris’ phone)

Brad: “Chris?”

Jim on Chris’ Phone: “Hi Brad? This is Jim. I’m a medic at Ceaders. Chris has been in an accident.”

Brad: “Was he driving?”

Jim on Chris’ Phone: “Chris was in the passenger seat. No one was behind the wheel. We’re trying to figure that out.

Brad: “Us too. Hey can you put Chris on the phone? I need to finish off this wood business.”

Brad and Chris. One of them speaks emoji.