Oh Thank GAWD! Brad BARELY Escaped Becoming His And Chris Biggest Fear: PERFECTION. If It Wasnt For That

Oh thank GAWD! Brad BARELY escaped becoming his and Chris’ biggest fear: PERFECTION. If it wasn’t for that right strap, Brad SOOOO would’ve been there. No one would have believed the pic was real. Boy, that was close. Too close. Brad stopped 4 a minute as a shiver went down his spine. One thing was certain. They’d need 2 hire more perverted blind stylists that doubled as masseuses. Brad would get on that as well as Chris. All this energy needed 2 go somewhere. Chris of course would come first as the stylist had 2 get 2 their next gig.

That. That right there Brad. What do u call it? An under the armpit thingy? It’s gotta have a name.

Pretending to know how to wrestle ranked just below turkey and naturally turkey-flavored foods as the #2 source of Brad’s many unintended siestas.

Luckily, hitting his head on the bunk bed dropped to number three when Brad moved in with Chris. The doctor expects this to slide even further in the ranks so long as Brad doesn’t keep going home for mediocre holidays.

That was an interesting question. While Chris could not speak 4 ALL gays, he could speak as one. Brad chimed in asking if that made Chris ‘A gay” or “The Gay” as 2 the subject @ hand. Chris hypothesized a higher likelihood of the former considering Margaret Cho herself asked the question. Or would that be the latter? Oh now this was confusing. That’s when Brad turned 2 Margaret and said Chris was indeed allergic 2 shirts and so was he. Margaret then suggested changing detergents.

Better @ getting their feet wet

Oh. What’s this Chris? Has this red lump ALWAYS been there?! I think we need to examine that.

U tell me Chris. How LOW. do u want 2 go?