Oh. Whats This Chris? Has This Red Lump ALWAYS Been There?! I Think We Need To Examine That.

Oh. What’s this Chris? Has this red lump ALWAYS been there?! I think we need to examine that.

Chris felt fat. Maybe he was on organic overload. Until he was sure, eggs were officially back in the ‘bad’ court along with all the other flip flop foods.

Chris then wondered if eggs were included in the ban on thongs at the beach. Eggs were not explicitly mentioned on the sign. Then again, in this time and age ANYTHING could b explicit. U can’t even sneeze!

..Wait! Was THAT Y Chris felt fat?!? Looking back, Chris hadn’t sneezed once during the whole pandemic. He wasn’t like Brad who snotted every time he laughed really hard.

Ok. He’d def text Brad to c if FTD delivered. First, he needed 2 ask Siri if there were still enough bees 2 make flowers.

Brad was one of those flappy things from the Atlanta Olympics that you see now at a car dealership or a bank, but as a raver club kid at a pool party at the Millennium.

Like anyone, it was difficult for Brad to imagine anything more than a decade old as not happening @ the same time.

Chris was already too busy trying on old costumes and REALLY didn’t want to be tied down to anything …but Brad might. (Wink wink)

“$$$ did grow on treez bcuz Chris waz $$$$”

Not 8 seconds later, Ethan Hawk flew out of nowhere to snag Chris’ left Birkenstock.

Come on people. This is funny stuff. We’re telling you now. This of course can change. Let’s see how long this moody trend lasts.

Chris 2 Brad - Stop texting sexy pix. I'm ur bf. I'm NOT gonna buy Sfera coffee/Armani undies. Plz ...show sum self respect/common curtesy. Post ur nearly nude bod 4 EVERYONE 2 C. Ok?!? Not 2 me. Sell yourself OUT. Remember what Suze says; $$$ 1st. Then honey if you have one and if not exploit more bees and pass it off as women’s lib. Prioritize. Don’t want 2 worry bout u.