Bruh, Why This Dude Be Hating On Monkeys?

Bruh, why this dude be hating on monkeys?

When he looks like one. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Getou: wassup dude?!

Gojo: not much…just chillin ;)

Getou: hmmm, ok

Getou: anyways, I got a question for you

Gojo: sure

Getou: have you ever had an argument with your girlfriend?

Gojo: Pft, me and my bitch don’t argue

Gojo: she just tells me to shut up and I do

Getou: ….(._.)

it’s true, I saw him there and then we made out 😀

[He probably gets Better Than Sex Mascara from Too Faced.]

don’t disturb megumi he’s in his emo hours (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

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Have a good day/night U^ェ^U

*In Jujutsu Tech*

Megumi: *peacefully listening to music with his headphones on*

* Yuji and Nobara talking together*

Nobara: Hey, look at Megumi

Megumi: * bobbing his head up and down slightly and tapping his fingers on the table*

Yuji: do you ever wonder what type of music he listens to? *scratches his head*

Nobara: *admires her freshly done nails* not really, but I have a feeling he listens to heavy rock

Yuji: *dumbfounded* what makes you think that?

Nobara: *smirks* no hate towards him, but his aura screams EMO

Yuji: *giggles* hmmm, you’re right. Let’s find out then

*giggle and walk towards Megumi*

Yuji & Nobara: Hey, Megumi :)

Megumi: *looks at them and proceeds to take off his headphones* what do you guys want?

Nobara: *scoffs* we wanted to ask you a question

Yuji: *smiles brightly* yeah!

Megumi: ….uhhh ok…

*Nobara and Yuji smile at each other*

Nobara: what type of music do you listen to? *arches her brow*

Megumi: why?

Yuji: well, you seemed really into the music you were listening to and we wanted some recommendations *smiles and claps his hands together*

Megumi: *sighs* I’ll tell you guys but first you’ll have to tell me what type of music you guys listen to. *leans back into his chair*

Nobara: Pft, that’s easy *smiles widely* The one and only Megan Thee Stallion *sassily says and flips her short hair*

Yuji: *smiles at Nobara* Omg, me too!!! I even got posters of her, along with my Jennifer Lawrence posters!

Megumi: *looks at them confuse* oh okay…

Megumi: well, I listen to Weezer.

*Yuji and Nobara look at each other*

Nobara: Weezer? What’s that? Some lame rock band? *genuinely confused*

Yuji: Weezer? Huh? Never heard of them *shrugs his shoulders*

Megumi: *rolls his eyes* actually Nobara, it is a rock band. And it’s not lame.

Nobara: *unfazed* whatever.

Yuji: *smiles* I’ll be glad to listen to some of their songs:)

Megumi: *blushes but brushes it off* yeah, ok

Megumi: * unplugs his headphones from his phone and plays, “Island In The Sun” *

*Nobara and Yuji listen attentively*

Nobara: *disdained* this isn’t rock?! Rock has electric guitars and screams!

Yuji: it sounds kinda nerdy *cringes*

Megumi: *looks at them blankly* you guys suck.

Megumi: *stands up and leaves*

Nobara: *bites her lip* he’s one weird dude…

Yuji: yeah, but that’s what makes megumi be megumi…

A whole carne asada with the familia :)

♡ My lovely Choso ♡