It's Truly A Horrible Crime That They Retconned Bruce Adopting Dick When He Was Only Like,,, 24, Because

it's truly a horrible crime that they retconned bruce adopting dick when he was only like,,, 24, because the inherent comedy of the entire justice league assuming batman was a teen father is just *chefs kiss*

batman: this is my son, robin barry: oh wow, that's where i recognised you from! barry: you're the guy from 16 and pregnant season 2! robin, nodding: we're going to be on the 'where are they now' episode next summer batman, mentally trying to figure out if he can get a refund on an adoption

Fluffy prompt: some batdad hugs❤ luv ya babe

Awwww we love batdad hugs in this house, ilyt beloved ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Bruce was lost in thought, shuffling through paper upon paper from W.E. So focused in fact, he didn't even notice the door to his office (which he had his back to) swing open, and lean arms wrapped around his torso. He's a bit embarrassed to admit it, but he did flinch a little at the initial contact. However, he relaxed and turned around as soon as he realized it was just his eldest son: Dick.

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Jason and bruce relationship was strained after the whole "surprise bruce I'm not dead your hot ex brought me back to life" situation, but there were times when being family was easy. Hugging each other was easy. This was one of those times, Jason curled up beside bruce while the older man read one of Martha's old books out loud. Bruce curled an arm over Jason's back and occasionally rubbed his hand on his son's arm in comfort (totally not to reassure himself that Jay was still there), he paused when he felt arms wrap tightly around his stomach.

"Jaylad? Everything okay bud?" He got a nod in response and didn't feel like pushing it, so he returned the squeeze.

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Out of all his children (there were quiet a few), Bruce thinks Tim is the most neutral hugger of all of them. Except when he's half asleep or super sleep deprived. Normally Tim gives quick hugs, not too tight, on the verge of casual. Without 3 hours of sleep in over a week, however, Tim melts. Bruce found this out the hard way when he went to force his son to go to bed, only for the boy to go limp in his arms and fall asleep on the spot. Bruce thinks it's kind of cute, Tim in his limp koala state.

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Duke's hugs were some of Bruce's favorites. Strong, passionate, and warm, just like the boy. They were always happy. Like if the meta just beat his first bad guy and wanted to share his joy with his mentor. Bruce wouldn't trade them for the world.

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Bruce wasn't Stephanie's actual guardian, but she's become more and more a part of the family, which means she gets roped into the hugs as well. Not that she (or bruce) minds. She's strong, maybe a little too much for her own good, but it doesn't make a real difference for bruce. When she hugs him, he gladly hugs her back.

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Strong hugs are good sometimes, but other times, soft and stable hugs are the best. Cassandra was the master at giving those hugs. Bruce could be doing anything, probably sitting down, and he'd feel thin arms snake around his shoulders from behind and a warm forehead rest on his shoulder. He'd cover her hand with his, and they'd just sit there. Relaxing and enjoying each other's company. Other times she'd crawl up next to him, much like Jason, and they'd both watch the news or observe the others bonding.

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Damian was tricky. The young boy would often proclaim to not be interested in hugs, as he didn't need "physical acts of endearment to know his worth", but if you caught him in the right mood, he would hug you with all he's got. Bruce loved those times, when his youngest son would let him squeeze him to his chest and tell him how proud he was of him without protest.

Bonus:

"Happy birthday Bruce!!!" They all gathered around him and attacked him with hugs. Bruce was lying if he ever said he doesn't like hugs, especially the ones from his family. Their different hugs, all combined and shushed together as they wrapped around the man who they saw as a father. It was great. Bruce was starting to look forward to his birthdays a lot more.

ITS MUTUAL MONDAY QUEN THANKS FOR TOLERATING ME ILY

THANKS FOR TOLERATING ME TOO GAYA (even tho I love you, not tolerate) ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Since we did angsty stuff,,,, would y'all like to send me fluffy or comforting prompts to write?

Posting schedule for prompts:

Monday-Saturday

10 pm PST

quen if you can make a angsty prompt of jim dying in front of bruce's and babs' eyes

Anything for hun ❤❤❤

"Jim Gordon was many things.... A detective, a friend, a son, a husband, and most importantly....a father. My name is Barbara, and Jim was my father."

A gun shot. Loud and clean, then a gasp and a loud thud.

"My dad was the best person I could ever hope to have in my life. He was kind, smart, and did his best to always help Gotham. He led a short, but fulfilling life, from helping me with my math homework at the kitchen table to helping the citizens of Gotham feel safer in the streets."

Blood, rapidly cooling and sickeningly red, spreading like an oil spill in rapid waters. Gloved hands, one on the wound and and one on a cold cheek. Tears running down a daughter's face, and memories flashing behind a billionaires eyes.

"Although he's not with us now, I know he would want us to hold our heads high and continue towards the future he saw, not only for Gotham, but for our families, for ourselves."

Red and blue flashing lights, sirens, hat removed in respect. It was all a blur. Getting home, the next week of planning and mourning, the pity and sympathy. Getting up to speak at her father's funeral.

Walking over to the casket and placing her hand on the lid, closing her eyes, almost being able to feel his warm hands on her shoulders.

"I could go on for years about how great of a person Jim Gordon was, but I know others would like to share their experiences as well, so thank you, Gotham. For being here to celebrate a wonderful man's life cut short."

Sitting back down, grabbing her faux brothers hand and wiping her tears.

Jim Gordon, the good always die too soon.

hope this makes you feel better after the surgery! youre so strong quen <3

Akwjsjskeke thank u sm beloved ❤❤❤❤ im feeling much better❤❤❤❤