Teen Bruce - Tumblr Posts
Ollie & Bruce- 13/15
"Bruce doesn't usually let me take his photo, so I got one while he was distracted. Oliver, whom was staying the night, decided to photobomb. That's quite alright in my book, Bruce needs more friends his age.
-Alfred Pennyworth"
it's truly a horrible crime that they retconned bruce adopting dick when he was only like,,, 24, because the inherent comedy of the entire justice league assuming batman was a teen father is just *chefs kiss*
batman: this is my son, robin barry: oh wow, that's where i recognised you from! barry: you're the guy from 16 and pregnant season 2! robin, nodding: we're going to be on the 'where are they now' episode next summer batman, mentally trying to figure out if he can get a refund on an adoption
More de-aged Bruce Wayne
Dick: “Bruce, please, we can’t let your go out. Someone might notice you”
Young!Bruce:* standing on the countertop with the cabinet open, holding a precious China plate above his head* “one more try”
Jason: “listen you little shit-“
Young!Bruce: *Slams that shit. Grabs another one* “you dress me up like damn traffic light but won’t let me go the Burger King?!” *throws another against the wall*
Dick:*sobbing* “Alfred’s going to kill us*
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Young!Bruce:*aggressive skateboarding on the railing of the Wayne Manor stairs*
Duke: “this some serious spoiled white kid shit”
Damien: “tt”
Duke: “let’s tell him about the batmobile”
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Young!Bruce:*walking the streets of Gotham alone*
Dick and Jason:*lock eyes on him and rush him*
Young!Bruce:*smiles innocently*
Dick: “do you have any idea how stupid this is? Someone might see you and recognize you”
Jason:*grabbing his wrist* “try this again and I sw-“
Young!Bruce: *takes deep breath*
Young!Bruce: “no please! I don’t have any money!”
Jason: *shocked* “hey hey-“
Dick: *horrified backing off* “lethimgolethimgopeoplearestaring”
Jason:*tightening his grip, pulling Bruce close* “I’m going to kill you”
Young!Bruce: “I DONT WANT TO PUT MY HAND THERE!”
Jason:*turns to Dick* “scatter”
Gothamites: *coming in for the kill*
im on a teen bruce kick lmao do you have any hcs about him as a teen??
Ofc I do!!!!
He def went to public school because he made friends in the neighborhood who didn't have the money to go private
He sometimes would ride his skateboard to said school
Other times (when he wanted to show off) he would have Kate drive him around on her motorcycle (she only said yes a couple times)
Single handedly kept a local diner in business during lunch hour because he would take his friends and tip very very well
Never did homework but since he got 100% on every test he somehow passed his classes
Started a cult
Theatre club
At first the cult was a joke and then bruce found out there's was ways to do actual magic and it became....not as much of a joke
Would take spoons at galas and the hand them all to a reporter along with some hush money and watch the confusion and dismay cross their face just for fun (also he could get away with it bc he was young"
Started keeping tabs on super powered beings long before they became heroes or villains, he had Clark's identity figured out when Clark graduated high school
Teen Bruce pt 2: things I hear at school electric boogaloo
Bruce: *nodding along to a random guy talking about how "he would def suck Brandon's dick as long as he could ensure they would remain bros and not make it gay between them, bc he's not gay and Brandon's not gay so it would be more of a service to Brandon actually, just a favour really-"*
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Bruce: all I've got is one's in my pocket, I feel like a stripper
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Bruce: *thinks PSAT is a disease at first*
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Bruce: what're y'all being for halloween? I'm gonna be a nasty little whore.
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Bruce @ teen!Harv: really? after all the arson I watched you commit? we're still in the friend zone???
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Bruce: *watches selina and talia doing something stupid* polyam is a thing. a great, fantastic thing.