Please Don't Group Real LGBT People With Cishet Aces....

please don't group real LGBT people with cishet aces....

If you’re asexual, you’re not heterosexual. :)

Barbara: the phrase "I highly doubt that" is one of the most powerful sentences in the English language

Tim: [eating ice cream] Like "that's what they want you to think"?

Barbara: Exactly.

Jason: [buttering an oreo] they never stopped ME

Duke: [watching Jason buttering an oreo with disgust] does ANYTHING stop you?

Barbara: You have to say them in the right tone

Steph: Oooh, like [in a placating voice] "if you say so".

Jason: Ok, point.

Duke: What about "did your parents tell you that?"

Tim: [waves his spoon at him] that's a good one

Jason: no no, "do you always to as you're told?" is way better

Clark: [knocks on the door jamb and steps into the kitchen] Hello kids. I was in Gotham so I thought I'd pop in. Is Bruce here?

Steph: [shrugs] who knows- oh that's another good one.

Clark: Well, he's not on a mission. Crime has been down lately.

Tim: That's what they want you to think.

Clark: [frowning] no, it is.

Steph: [in a mollifying tone] if you say so

Clark: [slightly vexed] It's down 5 percent

Barbara: [haughtily] I highly doubt that

Clark: It was in the paper yesterday. Statistics don't lie.

Duke: [snorts] did your parents tell you that?

Clark: Wha- look, I'm just looking for Bruce.

Tim: [digging up another spoon of ice cream from the box] Check the cave

Clark: I'm not supposed to go down there without company

Jason: [gleefully] do you always do as you're told?

Clark: well, yes generally I do-

Barbara: [leaning back in her chair] I highly doubt that

Clark: I do!

Steph: [in a sing-song voice] If you say so

Clark: [exasperated] I'm Superman! I try to do what's right in any situation!

Tim: [to Jason] That's what they want you to think

Clark: [raising his voice] I-

Bruce: [from the doorway] Clark? What are you doing here?

Clark: I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE

Bruce: [narrows his eyes at the kids] what did you do?

[silence]

Bruce: I know you did something.

Everyone:

Bruce: I'm going to find out sooner or later.

Duke: [whispering] I wanna say it

Steph: Dude, no.

Superman: Ok, let's start the meeting, first- wait where's batman?

Justice League: [looks around, confused]

Nightwing: Batman won't be here today.

Superman: He said he would be here though? This is a very important meeting. Did something happen?

Nightwing: he... uh...

Red Hood: He's grounded.

Superman: what?

Red Hood: He was being a stupid bitch so he got grounded.

Superman: [getting a headache] someone call Bruce

Wonder Woman: [calls Bruce's phone]

Bruce: [on facetime] Hello?

Superman: Bruce, why aren't you here? There's a meeting.

Bruce: [on facetime] I'm grounded.

Superman: you're...

Bruce: [on facetime] Grounded.

Green Arrow: One more time. You, Bruce Wayne, a grown man, are...

Alfred: [from the background of Bruce's call] Grounded.

Bruce: [whispering] I'll try to sneak out later

Alfred: [from the background of Bruce's call] you can try Master Bruce

I read this as "Harley and Bruce (Batman) meet up and go for a 'therapy-session' walk

Harley Quinn, after the Joker broke up with her: no one loves me.... I deserve death!

Harley Quinn, approximately 15 seconds later taking Bruce on a walk while roller skating: wow that was wild lmao, anyway, anyone wanna give me attention?

That's so fucking cool!!!! I love AC/DC!!

Random fun fact:

I just found out that fucking Angus Young from AC/DC not only lives in the same province as me but lives in the same city as my aunt and uncle. Not only that but his wife used to live in the same village as my preschool teacher.

Cursed ideas pt.2

Fuckboy alfred

James Charles batman (@icecoldmistake12 )