Bi Batman Headcanons

Bi batman headcanons

He always knew he liked boys too, but was too scared to tell his parents/Alfie

He had a crush on a boy in his class, that boy turned out to be the son of the biggest homophobe in gotham

The first person he told was Kate

He was scared out of his mind but he and Kate can talk about everything

This is when Kate came out to him

They laugh at this to this day

When he was fourteen he started to get rebellious and kissing boys and girls in the school hallways

He and Selina met and became bffs the second they looked at eachother

When he came out to Alfie he cried and had aleady packed his bags

Alfie cried too, he loves his son

He had a stable relationship with a boy when he was 16, his name was Alex, he died by the hands of Ra's al ghul (yes this fits in my teen batman au shut up)

He met Harvey Dent, friends to lovers to enemies (to friends)

Of course he had girlfriends in the meantime

When he was Batman he didnt feel the need to come out, he saw what the media did to Bruce Wayne and he didnt want that again

But then someone on twitter said somee bullshit homophobic shit

He couldnt let the oppertunity go

He tweeted: Bitch, im bi

It was topmedia news

It became a meme

The league was supportive

Some members may have asked for dates

After that Batman became a bisexual icon

Many young/teen heroes come for his advise about sexuality and coming out

His kids all had a very pleasent coming out, the trick being they didnt need to

This is it for now, there will be more

Please clap

jace fox is trans p sure

Bruce, anytime one of his kids makes something in art class:

H/c idea: Ceo Timmy doing something stupid and it ends up trending on Twitter or TikTok. Like imagine they make him go back to school for senior year and he’s sleeping in class and his classmates stack stuff on his head and he’s like KO cause he needs sleep so anyway his classmates recorded it and it’s like a viral stupid tiktok. And it ends up on the news so Bruce is like ;-;

"Timothy."

"......Yes?" Tim answers.

"What is this?" Bruce motions to the article of his phone with an exasperated sigh.

"......"

Dammit. Tim knew he shouldn't have gone to school that day. Running on 2 hours of sleep and energy drinks is not a good idea when you're a CEO of one of the biggest named companies on Earth. 

It wasn't even his fault. It was stupid James and Marcus. They were the ones who decided to play 'Let's stack shit on Timothy-fucking-Drake-Wayne'. 

"....how bad is the damage?" Tim asks cautiously. 

Bruce clears his throat and reads something off of his phone, 

"#LetTimSleep, #SleepyCEO, and #LifeofAWayne are all trending." Tim cringed. Here comes the 'we have an image to keep up' speech. 

"Tim, I understand that you don't get enough sleep and that being a CEO is hard work, but we really have to think about our public image-"

List of Bruce Wayne concepts that may or may not be me projecting

Once when he was 16 he texted Kate that she needed to come over quickly and she thought it was an emergency but it turns out that Bruce's boyfriend at the time broke up with him and he wanted to dye his hair and diss the guy with his older cousin

She still cries about this night when she misses him

After he adopted Dick he stopped locking his bedroom door so the kid could climb in bed with bruce and cuddle after a nightmare (it helped them both a lot more than either knows)

About a week before Dick's first gala the kid had a breakdown bc he wanted to wear a dress instead of a tux but thought bruce wouldn't approve or love him anymore if he found out, but when he did tell bruce all he did was hug him and ask "which dress do you want? No budget"

They made front cover the next day with their sparkly blue gowns

Bruce doesn't like Starbucks, and will often run into small family owned cafes as batman

Tim, Jason, and Cass took on this tradition

If a random kid comes up to the manor doors he will let them come in for dinner, sleep in a nice bed, take a shower whatever they need

He pays for free health care for all of Gotham

Stephanie asked him for advice on 'which piercing would look best on me' as a joke and he proceeded to answer her seriously

She didn't know that he had a septum piercing

He gets upset when people touch his neck and shoulders (specific the back)

He gives himself haircuts

He had a mullet at one point and doesn't regret it

Dick found pictures of it and that's why he grew his hair out into one, as a tribute