........t-twelve.....

........t-twelve.....

gonna write my own overly specific and seemingly arbitrary do not interact

H/c idea: Ceo Timmy doing something stupid and it ends up trending on Twitter or TikTok. Like imagine they make him go back to school for senior year and he’s sleeping in class and his classmates stack stuff on his head and he’s like KO cause he needs sleep so anyway his classmates recorded it and it’s like a viral stupid tiktok. And it ends up on the news so Bruce is like ;-;

"Timothy."

"......Yes?" Tim answers.

"What is this?" Bruce motions to the article of his phone with an exasperated sigh.

"......"

Dammit. Tim knew he shouldn't have gone to school that day. Running on 2 hours of sleep and energy drinks is not a good idea when you're a CEO of one of the biggest named companies on Earth. 

It wasn't even his fault. It was stupid James and Marcus. They were the ones who decided to play 'Let's stack shit on Timothy-fucking-Drake-Wayne'. 

"....how bad is the damage?" Tim asks cautiously. 

Bruce clears his throat and reads something off of his phone, 

"#LetTimSleep, #SleepyCEO, and #LifeofAWayne are all trending." Tim cringed. Here comes the 'we have an image to keep up' speech. 

"Tim, I understand that you don't get enough sleep and that being a CEO is hard work, but we really have to think about our public image-"

They really do deserve everything, don't they?

Small png of the dumb cute clones 

Hi! I heard your takin' some au's. Here is one: Batfam at Met Gala!

Holy shit holy shit holy shitttttt yessss

I was literally just thinking about this.

When Bruce said "we're going to the Met Gala", this is not what he envisioned would happen. 

Dick tried to convince him that this was completely normal. 

Because he should really start expecting shit like this. 

He expected someone to show up wearing something odd or ridiculous, or for someone to do something odd or ridiculous. 

He didn't expect both of those things, plus more. 

Dick had shown up in a crop top that read "My eyes are down here", dress pants, and a gold Versace sun hat. 

Jason was not any better. He was wearing a Wonder Woman themed suit with a pair of black dress shoes. Now, this doesn't seem bad except for the fact that he had cut the pants into shorts, taken the sleeves off of the jacket, and had someone bedazzle the shoes. 

Tim was okay, out of everyone. Tim was wearing a classy black suit with a green jacket. And congratulated himself on having at least one somewhat serious child……Until he looked down. 

Fucking. Cowboy. Boots. 

God fucking dammit. 

He noted that Damian decided to wear a similar version of what he himself was wearing, a simple black suit with a cape-like jacket, which wouldn't have made him sigh if he hadn't known that Damian still felt the need to be armed at all times. 

Cassandra. His beautiful, sweet, chaotic daughter. Strutting down the aisle in an electric blue jumpsuit tucked into leather thigh high boots. It could be worse, Bruce reminds himself. 

It got worse. 

Stephanie had been hanging around Dick apparently. Crop top, Check. Pun on said crop top? Check. Fuzzy pants?......Check. 

Bruce pinched the bridge of his nose to keep from showing his internal despair. He was so tired. 

Bruce is once again reminded that Duke is a good child and will always be the only semi-normal one in this family. Thankfully, the boy was wearing a sleek black suit with a gold tie. Unfortunately, Bruce did not see him handing out Batman stickers to reporters. 

Bruce thanked his past self for putting a "no plus ones" rule on this event, still haunted by what happened at the last gala that his children brought their friends and significant others to. 

The man shuddered and continued down the carpeted runway. 

(I hope this is okay!!!! I wrote this at 11:15 pm so if there's any mistakes I'm so sorry!)

Bi batman headcanons

He always knew he liked boys too, but was too scared to tell his parents/Alfie

He had a crush on a boy in his class, that boy turned out to be the son of the biggest homophobe in gotham

The first person he told was Kate

He was scared out of his mind but he and Kate can talk about everything

This is when Kate came out to him

They laugh at this to this day

When he was fourteen he started to get rebellious and kissing boys and girls in the school hallways

He and Selina met and became bffs the second they looked at eachother

When he came out to Alfie he cried and had aleady packed his bags

Alfie cried too, he loves his son

He had a stable relationship with a boy when he was 16, his name was Alex, he died by the hands of Ra's al ghul (yes this fits in my teen batman au shut up)

He met Harvey Dent, friends to lovers to enemies (to friends)

Of course he had girlfriends in the meantime

When he was Batman he didnt feel the need to come out, he saw what the media did to Bruce Wayne and he didnt want that again

But then someone on twitter said somee bullshit homophobic shit

He couldnt let the oppertunity go

He tweeted: Bitch, im bi

It was topmedia news

It became a meme

The league was supportive

Some members may have asked for dates

After that Batman became a bisexual icon

Many young/teen heroes come for his advise about sexuality and coming out

His kids all had a very pleasent coming out, the trick being they didnt need to

This is it for now, there will be more

jace fox is trans p sure