Okay But Damian/Raven Is Such A God-tier Ship And I'm So Glad That It's Kinda Canon

Okay but Damian/Raven is such a god-tier ship and I'm so glad that it's kinda canon

Hi! I heard your takin' some au's. Here is one: Batfam at Met Gala!

Holy shit holy shit holy shitttttt yessss

I was literally just thinking about this.

When Bruce said "we're going to the Met Gala", this is not what he envisioned would happen. 

Dick tried to convince him that this was completely normal. 

Because he should really start expecting shit like this. 

He expected someone to show up wearing something odd or ridiculous, or for someone to do something odd or ridiculous. 

He didn't expect both of those things, plus more. 

Dick had shown up in a crop top that read "My eyes are down here", dress pants, and a gold Versace sun hat. 

Jason was not any better. He was wearing a Wonder Woman themed suit with a pair of black dress shoes. Now, this doesn't seem bad except for the fact that he had cut the pants into shorts, taken the sleeves off of the jacket, and had someone bedazzle the shoes. 

Tim was okay, out of everyone. Tim was wearing a classy black suit with a green jacket. And congratulated himself on having at least one somewhat serious child……Until he looked down. 

Fucking. Cowboy. Boots. 

God fucking dammit. 

He noted that Damian decided to wear a similar version of what he himself was wearing, a simple black suit with a cape-like jacket, which wouldn't have made him sigh if he hadn't known that Damian still felt the need to be armed at all times. 

Cassandra. His beautiful, sweet, chaotic daughter. Strutting down the aisle in an electric blue jumpsuit tucked into leather thigh high boots. It could be worse, Bruce reminds himself. 

It got worse. 

Stephanie had been hanging around Dick apparently. Crop top, Check. Pun on said crop top? Check. Fuzzy pants?......Check. 

Bruce pinched the bridge of his nose to keep from showing his internal despair. He was so tired. 

Bruce is once again reminded that Duke is a good child and will always be the only semi-normal one in this family. Thankfully, the boy was wearing a sleek black suit with a gold tie. Unfortunately, Bruce did not see him handing out Batman stickers to reporters. 

Bruce thanked his past self for putting a "no plus ones" rule on this event, still haunted by what happened at the last gala that his children brought their friends and significant others to. 

The man shuddered and continued down the carpeted runway. 

(I hope this is okay!!!! I wrote this at 11:15 pm so if there's any mistakes I'm so sorry!)

Batfam random hc's

Jason

Everytime he eats, he spills something, water, food, etc.

He only wears funky socks, if it doesnt have a print they will not be worn

He dies his white streak in bright colors

There is a Dora the Explorer sticker on his helmet, Lian put it there, no he will not remove it

He has another ID, (like matches malone), its name is Chad Malone

Bruce

He has curly hair, i will die on this hill

He also has piercings and a eyebrow slit

When he was a teen he had his hair bubbelgum pink, just because

Freckles on his face, shoulders and arms

As a kid he had "strange" pets, (see; tarantula, snakes, frogs, lizards, bats), this is also were the hoarding adopting started

He named the tarantula Betsy

He goes to the woods surrounding the manor to talk with the supernatural folks, every sunday he checks up with a fairy family

He can draw, really good

He made the batsuit himself

He has a oversized varsity jacket, it was Harvey's

He's bi

Dick

He is allergic to peanuts

He has at least 7 croptops

He saw Bruce make out do the deed so many times, it doesnt faze him anymore

He paints his nails

Bruce thought him how to do the perfect eyeliner, they wont tell anyone else the secret

His favourite color is orange (hence the gingers)

He Jason gave him a little bracelet when he just started as Robin. Dick wears it everyday

He is very good at flirting but when someone flirts with him he doesnt know what to do

He lives in constant fear that all his exes are going to team up against him like a ginger army

He used to have a fish when living with Bruce, it died a week later, he hasnt recovered

Stephanie

Half of her clothing is purple

She died her hair purple so many times that it has a permanent purple hue to it

She has so many little trinkets, she can make matching earings,

She also has curly hair

She wears the most colorfull make up looks

She can sing, but only musical theather

She beat her father so hard that he had to be in the hospital for a week before going back to black gate

She has a tattoo, yes it was an accident, no she will not remove it

Duke

He wrote a poem about coochie and recited it to the family, tears were shed

He is ace/pan

Thinks he's sneaky but makes the most sound out of the whole family

He saw a chicken, wrote a poem about it, cried, destroyed it, cried again, now he lives in fear if what the chicken will do if it finds out

He walks into glass doors, all the time, his powers just leave the moment he's near a glass door

Everytime his powers warn him about his siblings, he just takes out his phone and starts recording

Sometimes he adds random sounds to his poems, nobody knows if he's serious

He learned calligraphy just so he can write his coochie-poem neatly

He has an addiction to buying pens, he cant help it, he sees one and he needs it

He and Babs have so many blackmail on everyone

Pt.1

........t-twelve.....

gonna write my own overly specific and seemingly arbitrary do not interact

At the end of The Death of Superman, Damian giving his father a side hug because he understands that he's upset and hurting and he knows he can express that sympathy to Bruce is such a great thing to add, good job writers/animators *pat pat* here have a cookie and some tears

jace fox is trans p sure