Hazama - Tumblr Posts
BlazBlue + Tumblr text posts, part 24
CATDAD IS NOW LIVE IN THE ARCADES
(prayer circle that he comes to consoles soon)
(part 1) HAPPY VALENTINES DAY FROM ADMIN RED TO ALL OF YOU
MWAH
One of my favorite BB CouplesX3
My old and newest Blazbunny artwork, I’m still doing the series.^_^
Litchi’s Cosplayers is back and Blaze as Millia Rage, continuing with Guilty Echidna art series.^^
Maou, Tailsette, Modette, Sonic, Morrigan and Fem Hazama!^^
Resting for a day before adding more content into the Outlander guide - meanwhile, catching up on games like Mabinogi Duel ( currently, there's the new Blazblue collab event ☆ with cool cards like Hazama here )
i died at hazama’s gag reel like. this scrawny green bastard sneezing and being manhandled by cats can you believe
i watched blazblue anime today and it wasn’t great not enough father/son revenge plots…
Or just go to browse and hang out! I promise it will be inspiring :)
Assclass Incorrect Quotes
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Nagisa: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Terasaka: The cow??
Nagisa: What?
Itona: Terasaka, W H Y?
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Gakushuu: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Rio: What?
Gakushuu: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Gakushuu, grinning: I have a knife!
Gakuhou: Put it down, Gakushuu.
Gakushuu: Make me! *sprints away*
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Hazama: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
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Koro-sensei: You need a hobby.
Gakuhou: I have a hobby!
Koro-sensei: Hitting Gakushuu isn't a hobby.
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Gakushuu: I think I need a hug...
Isogai: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Gakushuu: You... you can let go now.
Isogai: No, I absolutely cannot.
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Karasuma: Guys… the principal just called—
Irina: It was the octopus!
Koro-sensei: It was Karma!
Karma: It was Rio!
Rio: It was me!
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Gakushuu: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Karma: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Gakushuu: But pink.
Hazama: And it's hot.
Gakushuu: PINK!
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Rio: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Isogai: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”
Gakushuu, scoffing: Oh, please.
Isogai, to Gakushuu: Hey, how you doin’?
Gakushuu:
Gakushuu: *giggles and blushes*
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Gakushuu: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?
Irina: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.
Assclass Incorrect Quotes
Gakuhou: What are you drinking?
Gakushuu: Vodka.
Gakuhou: Straight?
Gakushuu: No, gay. Why?
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Gakuhou: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Gakushuu: Heck.
Gakuhou: You're on thin fucking ice.
Gakuhou: Oh no-
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Koro-sensei: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Koro-sensei: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
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Gakushuu, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.
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Gakushuu: Kill me nowwwww.
Isogai: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.
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Terasaka: Itona just insisted Hazama and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.
Terasaka: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.
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Karma, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Rio: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Kayano: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad…
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*Terasaka falls over*
Hazama: Terasaka! Are you alright?
Terasaka: Is that you, God?
Hazama: What?
Terasaka: It's just, you sound a lot more like Hazama than I expected.
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Gakuhou: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
I make a bunch of these on twitter lmao
Part 1/3 of Terumi doing shit he shouldn’t
Tsubaki doesn’t like Noel and Makoto
Omfg I forgot to post this