The Ideal Boyfriend

The Ideal Boyfriend

Bnha x Reader

*(Y/N) writing in a notebook*: What I look for in a man.

-Dependable

-Driven

-Passionate

-Strong

-Loud

-Easy to piss off

-Blond hair, red eyes (no exceptions)

-Handsome I guess

(Y/N) narrows her eyes at Bakugo before nodding and going back to her journal: Double Ds

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Thief

Bakugo: Why are you stealing all my stuff?! First my hoodie, then my food, what next?

(Y/N): Your last name.

Bakugo: *choke*

Kaminari: *spits out water*

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Bakugo x Reader

[Insert Argument]

Bakugo: Fuck you!

(Y/N): So do it.

Bakugo: Wha-

(Y/N): Fuck me. Coward.

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My Cheeks

Bakugo Katsuki never thought of himself as a possessive person. Yes, there were those moments where someone would flirt with his (s/o) and he would get annoyed, but that was normal. Bakugo wasn't possessive.

However, as he stared at the beautiful person in his arms, specifically the way their cheek squished against his hard chest, well, he decided he didn't want anyone to see his (s/o) like this.

He clicked his tongue quietly, gently poking their cheek so as not to wake them. ‟Why are you so freaking cute, idiot?‟

Their brows twitched as he softly pinched at their warm cheek. But they didn't stir, allowing the ash-blond to continue messing with the ludicrously soft and plush skin.

Before he knew it, he had both of their cheeks nestled in his palms, gently squishing them together. ‟Mmm, Kashu,‟ they slurred due to their smushed cheeks.

The ash-blond's heart seemed so full- too full. He didn't let go though, no, he gently guided his (s/o) by their cheeks, leaning forward to meet them have way. ‟These cheeks of yours are real crappy, ya know that?‟ he grumbled as their noses brushed against each-other.

They giggled sleepily when he gently pulled at the soft flesh, their hands reaching out to hold his wrists. ‟Then why have you been meshing with them for sho long?‟

He smiled softly before rolling his eyes with a meaningless scoff. ‟Idiot,‟ he mumbled, resting his forehead on theirs. The way his (s/o) stared softly at him made his heart melt. Katsuki couldn't help but press his lips to their soft cheeks. ‟You're really crappy you crappy little shit,‟ he mumbled against their soft skin.

‟We both know you love me,‟ they hummed, cheek still against Bakugo's lips.

The ash-blond grumbled, gently nipping the plush skin. ‟Shuddap.‟

Bakugo Katsuki wasn't a possessive person, but, when it came to these goddamned cheeks of theirs, he found himself feeling very possessive.

‟My cheeks.‟

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BNHA Characters As Things I’ve Said Part 2

Part 1

Small note, everything a rando is saying is not something I've said.

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Kaminari : Anything's edible if you try.

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Shinso to his cat : Hangry little turd, I won't let you starve.

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Cami : *sarcastically* That makes all of the sense. Big brain energy.

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Monoma : We're not clapping for you. I don't encourage your existence.

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Mina : My poop tubes woke up and chose violence.

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Sero : A Frappuccino or a cappuccino—

Kaminari : Or a WAPaccino

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Dabi : Does everyone get married in their twenties?

Dabi : I'm gonna live alone for the rest of my life.

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Rando talking about the lights : Hey, can you kick this one up?

Bakugo : *Proceeds to kick the lamp*

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Midoriya : My life is so boring. Like, my parents and grandparents have done crazy stuff, borderline illegal stuff.

Midoriya : The most exciting thing that's happened to me is a global pandemic and that's the world, not me...

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Sero : What did I do as a kid? Well, I was a crack child.

Sero : But I didn't have crack so, that's impressive, I guess.

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Kirishima to a dog : Be a little more coordinated with yo-self.

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Kaminari : Ahh, I see what you say.

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Bakugo : Not that it's a competition, but I win.

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Momo : It's the superior choice.

Momo : Clearly.

Note : Also works with Kaminari but only if it is, in fact, not the superior or correct choice.

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Bakugo : Just sit over there in your bland sweater and white skirt.

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Rando : You're blind.

Kaminari : Yeah I'm blind, cause I don't see how that's true. *Starts head-banging in victory*

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Rando : That's fake.

Mina : No, it's real, just fake.

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Rando : What are we gonna do?

Bakugo : Nothing. If they can't defend themselves then they're a lost cause.

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Uraraka : If the doctor told me my bmi was high, I'd be like ‟well not in space it's not.‟

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Dabi : I'm hopeless not romantic.

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Rando : You suck at this.

Bakugo : *throws a chicken nugget at their eye*

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Uraraka : I have a secret talent.

Uraraka : It doesn't matter how long it takes me to get dressed, I always come out looking like a homeless man.

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Kaminari : Finger guns.

Kaminari : Just imagine them, they're there.

Note : This was said over text but I'd honestly say it in person too.

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Koda : Thanks, you're a deer. I'll feed you seeds later.

Note : Yes. I said that to a person.

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Mina : By my coochie, no I don't.

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Aizawa : I need to get dressed but getting dressed requires taking my clothes off and taking my clothes off requires movement and movement requires energy and energy requires sleep and I didn't sleep last night so I don't have energy so I can't move so I can't take my clothes off so I can't get dressed so I guess I'm staying here.

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Tokoyami : Oh, it's pink and vile.

Note : Also can be Aoyama but only if it's about Mina and it's the beginning of the year, right after she burned his cape.

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Bakugo *talking about babies* : It didn't come out of my butt so I ain't changing its diaper.

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Shinso : I play peekaboo with my cat child because real children are vile.

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Momo : There's a difference between civilized and uptight. You are the latter.

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Kaminari : My weight is five thousand kilometric pounds and I can lift two Oreos. My zodiac sign is Oscar Mayer wiener and my blood type is red.

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Mornings in 1-A’s Dorm

Probably...

Ida or Somn’ : Hello Tokoyami, how are you this morning?

Tokoyami : The sweet temptress death summons me.

Ida : I-

Tokoyami : Her beauteous figure beckons me forth, towards an eternal slumber.

Ida : ...

Tokoyami : Also, I have to go to the bathroom.

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