Do You Also Zone Out While Someones Talking To You Because Youre Too Busy Fantasizing About Your Fictional

do you also zone out while someone’s talking to you because you’re too busy fantasizing about your fictional universe or have you not hit rock bottom yet

The Ideal Boyfriend

Bnha x Reader

*(Y/N) writing in a notebook*: What I look for in a man.

-Dependable

-Driven

-Passionate

-Strong

-Loud

-Easy to piss off

-Blond hair, red eyes (no exceptions)

-Handsome I guess

(Y/N) narrows her eyes at Bakugo before nodding and going back to her journal: Double Ds

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BNHA Characters as Things I’ve Said

Mina : That's a t-pose ma'm. The audacity you have to use it in my presence is appalling.

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Aoyama : I cannot breath because I will smell you.

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Random Person : I just saw my life flash before my eyes.

Monoma : That must've been hard. Seeing something so pathetic—

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Aizawa : I stayed up till one.

*Rando gives a really look*

Aizawa : Just kidding. I stayed up till two.

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Bakugo *Looking at Ida, Momo, and Todoroki* : The Brittany club isn't responding.

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Midoriya : It's called overachieving. Now sit there and be quiet.

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Kaminari : I smash more than fingers guys.

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Bakugo : Can I beat people for things I want?

Random Person : Then you'd be a thug.

Kaminari remembering the part in star wars where Yoda hits R-2 with a stick : Or Yoda.

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Shigiraki : Sit over there and be quiet you stinky dirt child.

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Aizawa : I didn't go to sleep late. I went to sleep early.

Aizawa : In the morning.

Aizawa : At three o'clock.

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Shinso pointing to his cat : I love you. Don't ever change for nobody.‟

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Uraraka calmly pressing a chocolate bar to an angry person's cheek : Have some chocolate.

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Bakugo : Put those tits in a bag and let's go.

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Yaoyorozu : The only issue is my Gucci thighs.

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Uraraka : He might've been a hunk, but he was a butthole.

Tsu : She... wasn't pretty, but she tried.

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Rando : I'm hungry.

Bakugo : Then starve.

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Midoriya : Eri, cover your ears.

Midoriya : *proceeds to scream the f bomb*

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Aoyama : I am a celestial body. I too am made from stardust.

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Jiro : How's it peaceful if you're doing physical activity?

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Kirishima singing to the beat of Can't Stop the Feeling : I got this feeling, inside my balls.

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Shigiraki : Don't talk about my emo boy band like that.

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Bakugo : I'm allergic to dumb bitches.

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Monoma : I despise you. You're such a lesser thing.

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Rando : I have big stuff going on.

Midoriya pouting : *mumbles* I'll kick you in the big stuff.

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Rando : I'm offended.

Bakugo : Good. Be offended.

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Mineta : Your phone listens to you and gives you adds based on what it hears.

Mineta with his phone next to his mouth : Boobies.

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Kaminari : I act on impulse.

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Todoroki or Sato : How much sugar can I eat before I'm allowed to die?

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Rado : People get married for different reasons.

Dabi : To ruin their lives.

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Mina : *in Russian accent* You are not badass. You are bad and you have bad ass but you are not badass.

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Kaminari : Don't hump a whale cause it'll humpback.

Kaminari : *Proceeds to do a weird finger-gun chair wiggle*

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Sero : My burger is so juicy I almost don't need a drink.

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Kaminari : Flair up like my butthole.

Bakugo Katsuki Flirting

Bakugo: ‟You're like a sunset.‟

(Y/N): ‟Aww, really?‟

Bakugo: ‟Yeah. You're ugly as hell when I take a picture of you.‟

(Y/N): ‟...‟

Bakugo (Pink cheeked and pouty): ‟But you're pretty as hell in person... dumbass...‟

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I don't see these things enough so...

Bakugo with a s/o who can't speak but when their hands move, he swears they're a siren because they lure him in so easily and he really can't get enough of their smile.

Bakugo with a s/o who can't hear but he tells them everything because they're the most sacred vault and he couldn't imagine confiding in anyone else.

Bakugo with a s/o who can't see but he shows them the world—his world in so many different ways because they are the only one he trusts to know the darker parts of him.

Bakugo with a s/o with a prosthetic limb he finds cool as shit and that may or may not be because they look like something out of an apocalypse movie... Not to mention they still kick ass and it hurts like hell.

Bakugo with a bedridden s/o who always says he deserves someone who can go outside and be with him but he says he could run around the world and he'd never be as happy as he was in this room.

Bakugo with s/o in wheelchair is dangerous because he always pushes them as fast as he can and it's because their laugh makes his face warm and heart way too full.

Bakugo who doesn't feel ashamed when people can see his s/o scars, no matter how many times his s/o says he should be because they show just how strong his s/o is and he wouldn't trade them for the world. He always always traces each mark with such fondness and pride because his s/o has been through some shit but they are still the best thing in the world and will never stop telling them that.

Honestly, anyone with a s/o who doesn't fit that overused cookie-cutter mold and even with a s/o that does. Favorite character or person x a s/o of any shape, size, ethnicity, gender, etcetera.

Favs x you bb (ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc)

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Mornings in 1-A’s Dorm

Probably...

Ida or Somn’ : Hello Tokoyami, how are you this morning?

Tokoyami : The sweet temptress death summons me.

Ida : I-

Tokoyami : Her beauteous figure beckons me forth, towards an eternal slumber.

Ida : ...

Tokoyami : Also, I have to go to the bathroom.

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