The League Of Villians Is The Forbidden Child Protective Services

The League Of Villians Is The Forbidden Child Protective Services

Shigiraki be like: You abandon a child and I will disintegrate you right here right now.

Dabi be like: You beat a child and you're dead.

Toga be like: You oppress a child and I won't even drink your blood after killing you

Twice be like: And you better give a child emotional support or it's Sad Man's Parade!

And you know Spinner, Kuroguri, and Mr. Compress gonna be backing them up.

Kat + Dynomite Bakugou x Fem!reader

*Chapter 2 - Part 3*

You didn’t get to talk to anyone because the bell rang right after your speech. You went through the next classes without a break. By the time it was lunch, you were utterly exhausted. You walked into lunch rush with a crowd and got your food. You looked around but didn’t know where to sit.

“Hey, Ginerva, I’m Midorya,” the big-eyed boy with green hair said. He had more thoughts consumed around how your quirk worked. You really didn’t want to talk to him.

“Hello Ginerva, I am Tenya Ida, the class rep–”

“Yo! Gin, over here!” A red-haired boy with shark teeth was waving two tables away.

“Sorry, gotta go,” you said. You don’t do well with people like Ida and Midorya, you could tell from their thoughts they liked to keep the rules around. However, the redhead seemed like the type to back you up on throwing a house party.

You walked over to the table and the redhead introduced everyone, “I’m Kiri. The pink girl is Mina. The yellow-haired guy is Denki. The guy with black hair is Sero. The girl with weird ears is Jiro. And this guy is Katsuki Baku-bro.” He said pointing to each person.

“That’s not my name, shitty hair,” Katsuki yelled at Kiri.

Chapter 3 coming soon!!! Chapter 3 is going to be all from Bakugou's perspective! Please like and repost, thanks! ;D

If there is one thing I've learned from having a su!c!dal brother is:

When you are su!c!dal, YOU HAVE NO LIMITS. Like the point where a human would be like "You know what? this is too much monster, I should stop drinking it for right now." Those mofos be like: "Let's get another can!!!"

@oliverwashere420

Aizawa to his class after Class 1-a

Aizawa: [Walks into a very calm class and is not fooled]

Aizawa: [looks new class in the eyes] DON'T DIE, ATEMT MURDER, BRAKE YOUR BODY ON PURPOSE, OR REPEATEDLY GET ATTACKED BY THE MOST WANTED VILLIANS IN JAPAN!

New class: [collectively makes the conclusion that he is on drugs]

New class: Yes, Aizawa Sensei...

so my neighbor just got another truck that's Identical to his first one...

Me: (upon seeing the two trucks) What?

Me:

Me: (Lifting up sunglasses) Sir, I think I'm seeing double.

So, I saw this butter at Walmart and I turned and asked my mom:

Me: "Ghee"? Really?

Mom: Yeah, it's a weird butter, a lot of fat in that...

Me: oh...

Mom: *Continues shopping*

Me: Is that why it's called "Ghee"? Because they say "Ghee" *Cue disgusted face* when they eat it?