So My Neighbor Just Got Another Truck That's Identical To His First One...

so my neighbor just got another truck that's Identical to his first one...

Me: (upon seeing the two trucks) What?

Me:

Me: (Lifting up sunglasses) Sir, I think I'm seeing double.

The League Of Villians Is The Forbidden Child Protective Services

Shigiraki be like: You abandon a child and I will disintegrate you right here right now.

Dabi be like: You beat a child and you're dead.

Toga be like: You oppress a child and I won't even drink your blood after killing you

Twice be like: And you better give a child emotional support or it's Sad Man's Parade!

And you know Spinner, Kuroguri, and Mr. Compress gonna be backing them up.

So, I saw this butter at Walmart and I turned and asked my mom:

Me: "Ghee"? Really?

Mom: Yeah, it's a weird butter, a lot of fat in that...

Me: oh...

Mom: *Continues shopping*

Me: Is that why it's called "Ghee"? Because they say "Ghee" *Cue disgusted face* when they eat it?

please help we're desperate

i have to remake this post one more time because it's been a nightmare lately and our financial situation has gotten worse.

we currently have no money to pay for our bills and we might face eviction, we're really scared and we can barely buy groceries because money is really tight and unfortunately we're a large family, i currently have no job and i'm still looking for anything but no one has called me back yet sigh we're desperate praying for a miracle

paypal   /  kofi

if you can spare something it would mean the world to me and my family, if you can't please just reblog this post!

When you realize... 🫢

Zach and Rachel (from Angles of Death) carried out Dazai's (from Bungo Stray Dogs) dream...