When You Realize...

When you realize... 🫢

Zach and Rachel (from Angles of Death) carried out Dazai's (from Bungo Stray Dogs) dream...

No, Grey, they aren't like that!

Grey: [Causually strolling through the floors]

Rachel, Eddie, and Zach: [On Zach’s floor together]

Rachel: I can't believe you're actually allowing me to touch it.

Eddie: Well if you're gonna do this you have to, so...

Rachel: It's pretty long

Grey: [Pauses] Hmm?

Zach: Yeah, yeah whatever

Rachel: Yours too Eddie

Eddie: Sorry, I guess that's my bad

Rachel: They're so soft

Zach: Can you just stop touching it and get this over with?

Eddie: Don't be so hard on Ray-Ray!

Eddie: Thank you for doing this again.

Rachel: It's no problem. I was bored so I thought why not? I'll have to be careful since this is my first time.

Zach: So you mean to tell me you've never done this before?!

Rachel: I’d rather not get into the details

Grey: This would be an interesting developement

Grey: [Opens door to see Rachel in the middle of cutting Zack's hair with Eddie next to her]

Grey: ……?

so my neighbor just got another truck that's Identical to his first one...

Me: (upon seeing the two trucks) What?

Me:

Me: (Lifting up sunglasses) Sir, I think I'm seeing double.

So, I saw this butter at Walmart and I turned and asked my mom:

Me: "Ghee"? Really?

Mom: Yeah, it's a weird butter, a lot of fat in that...

Me: oh...

Mom: *Continues shopping*

Me: Is that why it's called "Ghee"? Because they say "Ghee" *Cue disgusted face* when they eat it?

Aizawa to his class after Class 1-a

Aizawa: [Walks into a very calm class and is not fooled]

Aizawa: [looks new class in the eyes] DON'T DIE, ATEMT MURDER, BRAKE YOUR BODY ON PURPOSE, OR REPEATEDLY GET ATTACKED BY THE MOST WANTED VILLIANS IN JAPAN!

New class: [collectively makes the conclusion that he is on drugs]

New class: Yes, Aizawa Sensei...