*pulls Up To The Fanfic Drive-thru Window* Uh Yeah, Ill Take A Fake Relationship With A Side Of Mutual

*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE EXECS IN THE BACK

Still really funny that Marvel named a movie “Endgame” and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU where they killed off two main characters and retired a third and then were shocked when people started loosing interest in the MCU after that

because it's so elaborate, or because you forgot it already?

you couldn’t waterboard my ao3 password out of me

So because I haven’t cried about it on social media yet:

HANGE NEVER GOT TO SEE THE FLYING TITAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

the first three ducks are definitely named after the other Robin boys. he doesn't dare name any of them Cass or Steph out of fear they may take over the entire farm

when i say that tim drake should fuck off to live on a farm and have a flock of ducks just for funsies i also implie that the ducks have to have the most stupid goofy names, otherwise it's all pointless