*pulls Up To The Fanfic Drive-thru Window* Uh Yeah, Ill Take A Fake Relationship With A Side Of Mutual

*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks

This is hysterical and I am crying. Definitely going in my Top 3 Cracky Headcanons., right next to Coulson/Fury forming the Avengers for the purpose of finding friends for their baby assassin Natasha

Danny, Dani, and Dan get deaged by a wish gone wrong. They get picked up by a loser in a furry costume.

Batman, having only been on scene for about half a year, still making mistakes and eating shit when he doesn't stick the landing, finds the trio of babies stashed away in an alley.

Batman's not doing so hot; he'd just fought a new rogue with strange abilities and only barely won thanks to being thrown through a case of occult antiques in the museum. In the end he'd managed to restrain the being by opening an ancient vase and imprisoning the villain in it.

The Dracula-themed villain had been a very difficult fight, and said fight had only proved to him that he had to train more. Get better. He was on his way home, actually.

Clearly someone left them there to pick them up later, given that there's a diaper bag with all of their names on it.

He drops them off at a baby drop-off and goes about his night.

Except he got attached.

The very next day he's so overcome with guilt he immediately looks into being a foster father for them. The process takes awhile, but he gets to foster them.

So by the time Dick comes into the picture, there's already three hellions toddling around, and he gets to be a big brother far sooner.

Also, the noise the toddlers produce helps him ease into life at the manor.

Not my dumbass aggressively trying to fix the volume and cursing out my audio when THERE'S ABSOLUTLEY NO SOUND OP 😭😭😭

We've all seen baby man Danny doing crazy stuff like take over the world and become president, mayor, defeat cults, or become a pet.

So imagine the typical baby man Danny being adopted by the Batfam

But one of the bat kids having the bright idea of giving him dog buttons

Made a real quick animation

Question for whoever reads live action/animated crossover fanfictions

How do you see the story in your head? Do you mentally animate the actors? Do you come up with live action faces for the animated characters?

Because I am thoroughly enjoying a GOT x AoT story on ao3, but my confused brain can only come up with some Who Framed Roger Rabbit? mess 🫣

I’m sorry, hehe.. she WHAT⁉️

was anyone gonna tell me that Flashpoint Joker Martha killed Alfred, or was I just supposed to find that out for myself??

Real sad that the Rivaere/Ereri fandom has died down a bit… please interact with me if you’re still active