SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE EXECS IN THE BACK

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE EXECS IN THE BACK

Still really funny that Marvel named a movie “Endgame” and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU where they killed off two main characters and retired a third and then were shocked when people started loosing interest in the MCU after that

9 years later and this aged so wonderfully

bUT LOOK AT HOW SMALL LEVI IS NEXT TO EREN

AND YET EREN PRACTICALLY WORSHIPS THE GROUND HE WALKS ON DESPITE HOW FUCKING SHORT LEVI IS COMPARED TO HIM AND I FIND THAT FUCKING ADORABLE

I love this add-on because it implies Jason will (eventually) take on Alfred’s roll for them once they take over for Bruce (all while Jason has *somehow* still kept the bit going decades later)

time travel fanfic idea where Jason comes back to before he was adopted, him and Batman still meet and he still ends up being adopted by Bruce Wayne, but he just refuses to acknowledge Batman and Robin, he acts like a civilian boy, he has over thirteen extracurriculars that Bruce does his best to keep up with. He regularly works out and trains all the fighting he's learned over the years, he goes on a gap year before college to recuperate the all blades and pretends to be the civilian in a family of crime fighting vigilantes.

He's doing pre-med and keeps nagging his siblings to go to college too (Cass, Tim), Duke is the one who spends more time with him bc everyone else is nocturnal and sleep through the day, but Jason likes to drive Duke to his classes and pick him up so they can have lunch together, Damian had a hard time at first, because Jason speaks every language that he speaks and all bat related things have to stay at the cave, his league training didn't prepare him for a civilian brother.

During an attempted kidnapping during one of the Wayne galas, Jason's whole plan almost gets blow up because one of the guys has taken a woman hostage and his Red Hood fried brain just pounced on the dude with all his might, wrestled him for the gun and kept him stuck under his boot with the gun pointed between the guys brows.

He had to pretend to be scared when Batman came to the rescue and act like he didn't know how to handle a gun.

+ Alfred 100% thinks Jason was on a children gang and that's why he's so good with knives, guns and rifles, but who's he to say anything about people's past

Anybody know any good Batman/BtVS crossovers?

Specifically any post-UtRH and -season 6 fics where Buffy and Jason interact. Not necessarily looking for a romantic ship, I just really really really wanna see these two not-dead kids having a snark-off about crawling out of their own graves. Because, yeah, both universes have plenty of characters coming back to life, but reverse grave digging seems to be distinctive to these two and they could have a lot of fun making their (extended) families uncomfortable with all the dead jokes they’d probably make

the first three ducks are definitely named after the other Robin boys. he doesn't dare name any of them Cass or Steph out of fear they may take over the entire farm

when i say that tim drake should fuck off to live on a farm and have a flock of ducks just for funsies i also implie that the ducks have to have the most stupid goofy names, otherwise it's all pointless

*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks