Wammawink: What Do You Have There?

Wammawink: What do you have there?

Rider: A KNIFE!

Wammawink: NO-!

WAKE UP DARK!PLAYER ENJOYERS! I AM ONCE AGAIN BACK WITH MORE!!

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Summary:

"If you leave for-" He pauses, Carmen can hear the young hacker suck in a breath as he readjusts himself. His voice comes out strained,” Let's say five- no, ten minutes? I'll be gone, all of your things will be fine. I won’t touch any of your data, you have my word.”

“And I’m supposed to trust the word of a trained…” hacker,” Thief?”

There’s a beat, Carmen wonders how quickly she can pick the doorknob's lock but finding a pin in time would be more difficult… “I keep my word,” Player snaps, but truthfully, Carmen can read Player like a book, can hear just how much his voice really trembles,” Unlike you, traitor.”

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Or, alternatively;

A small, injured VILE operative turns up in Team Red's headquarters; their own best friend, Player.

And they have to find a way to bring him home, permanently.

Day 5, BOYS!

@playerappreciationweek

Summary:

On paper, introducing Sonia and Player seemed like a good idea.

(made for Player Appreciation Week Day 5)

Day 7 of Player Week, at last!

@playerappreciationweek

Summary for the fic:

"“Z-Zack?” Ivy asked. She took a few steps forward, her eyes bright and terrified. Player snarled. "

Or, alternatively; After being kidnapped, Team Red stumbles upon a very hungry, very vicious vampire... their own teammate.

(Made for Day 7 of Player Appreciation Week)

Is- is this fucking play about me?

fic rec! 7K S4 Carmen Sandiego fic

Summary: Player is Carmen Sandiego's hacker, always. Even when he's stuck with this twisted, awful version of her and a bunch of VILE operatives.

Comments: I love the vibe of this story. Player will do anything for Carmen and you can feel it here, even as she exists at the edge of his own comfort zone. Her empathy is gone, but Carmen still feels possessive and it makes her exhibit a strange sense of protection over Player he doesn't always appreciate.

 a lazy scatterbrained comic about undiagnosed mental illness