DID Is So Fun Because I Don't Know If My Thoughts And Feelings Are Mine Or Someone Else's Or Are A Mix

DID is so fun because I don't know if my thoughts and feelings are mine or someone else's or are a mix of mine and someone else's or are because of trauma and have no real reason or someone else is fronting entirely and we don't realize and it's their thoughts and feelings that I'm assuming are mine and I have no idea what I think or feel about anything because I don't know how to tell my actual thoughts and feelings

Mechs Miscellaneous Headcanons

they’re immortal. they’ve amassed far too much liquor. ashes has decided to make a fun game where they swap half the bottles for rocket fuel and space alchohol is so weird that it’s anyones guess which is which until they die four shots in

100% of the time if anyone says “give me a hand” whoever gets there first pulls a buzz lightyear joke, but it’s someone cutting off their hand on the spot and chucking at them. this never happens around marius cause they don’t want to give him the satisfaction

they have had Aurora tow one moon to another moon to see if they’ll mate and make Moon Babies (this is not the moons that were in love. that gave them the idea)

by doing so they infested both moons with the other moon’s invasive species and threw off their gravity entirely, completely disrupting their ecosystems and forcing the moons to form an entirely new ecosystem, which raphaella insisted meant they technically DID make a moon baby, just on a larger scale than expected

tim has the same relationship to his guns as that one penguin does to his trophies in surf’s up. you know the one i’m talking about.

due to the Mechanisms being semi-narrative powered, they’ve become somewhat superstitious about storytelling. the phrase Once Upon A Time is to the Mechs what Macbeth is to theatre kids: you will get tackled and forced to participate in strange rituals to counteract this. the most common of which is just airlocking

brian’s second pair of eyes are in his hat and that’s why the goggles are stupidly positioned on top of the hat

ivy has used book glue in her tea without noticing. nastya uses cyberian vodka on purpose.

at one point ashes returned to malone, only to learn about what happens when you burn an ecosystem and second growth forests- the planet is teeming with life. in any other story this would be symbolic of rebirth and possibly an emotional turning point. but this is the mechs, so instead there is a LOT of cussing and they burn the planet down again but WORSE- Fire 2 Arson Boogaloo

jonny has spurs cause he’s a cowboy and also Kicking: It’s Like If Your Feet Could Bite

there’s a planet they have sworn never to return to that’s just populated by naked mole rats with machetes. the rats have decapitated several members of the crew. on separate occasions.

: DD it’s me!!!- 🎙️

kevbluffalfosic: a gender related to having an extreme attachment to kevin from welcome to night vale [or desert bluffs]. this can include but is not limited to, a gender mostly related to kevin or one wanting their gender to most closely resemble or emulate kevin.

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pronouns: blood/blood/bloods/bloodself

gore/gores/goreself

radio/radio/radios/radioself

sunny/sunny/sunnys/sunnyself

teeth/teeth/teeths/teethself

double/double/doubles/doubleself

smile/smile/smiles/smileself

joy/joy/joys/joyself

that thing/that self/ that things/that thingself

that/that/thats/thatself

it/it/its/itself

📼/📼s

📹/📹s

📻/📻s

🦴/🦴s

🦷/🦷s

👥/👥s

👁/👁s

🃏/🃏s

🗄/🗄s

✂/✂s

⏳/⏳s

📺/📺s

💾/💾s

🔪/🔪s

🎙/🎙s

🌤/🌤s

⛅/⛅s

🌇/🌇s

🌆/🌆s

☀/☀s

🔆/🔆s

🔅/🔅s

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flag and term coined by me, '-alfosic' term and flag template by@/pupyzu, inspired by@/pupyzu, flag and term coined by me

flag version with blood under the cut:

using a headmate as target practice is Wonderful stress relief, by the by. highly recommend. - 🎶 (Jonny)

i’ve decided i’m objectively the hottest person in the system, actually (/lh). having the personality of a raccoon in an on fire trash bin just adds. - 🎶 (Jonny D’ville)

sometimes self care is remaking your quirk/hero analysis journal- 📘