Nico *yawns*:

nico *yawns*:

will *whispering*: must be tiring being so damn beautiful all the time

nico: you must be exhausted then

will *softly*: oh

“hazel is a soft girl cinnamon roll that is afraid of swearing” actually hazel levesque used to fuck up nuns so bad she got her mouth washed out with soap. hazel levesque singlehandedly killed gaea and her giant son with pure willpower. hazel levesque was the only bitch the amazons would address and left their guards with the threat of death if they didn’t cooperate. hazel tamed a horse no one else could tame in centuries and enjoyed riding on it when everyone else got sick. hazel faced death after dying and kept her head up. hazel murdered pasiphae using her own magic. hazel was hecate’s chosen one, the first person in centuries. percy jackson, son of poseidon, prophecy child, is in awe of hazel. hazel, who is headstrong and does not back down no matter the circumstance, who thinks people idiotic fools for being afraid of her brother nico. shut up she’s the most powerful girl ever

nico *staring at the sky and screaming*:

piper: w-what happened to him?

leo: will giggled.

You can't say The Simpsons didn't warn us.

Ao3 writers are the strongest Avengers

polish government has opened a website for ukrainians seeking safety and trying to cross the ukrainian-polish border:

ua.gov.pl

as of 13:10 polish time, it has been said as many people as possible will be let through the borders. they are also supposed to let through children who do not have passports, as to not divide families.