Percy: Nico, Can You Smile Just For Once

percy: nico, can you smile just for once

nico: no.

percy: okay, you're leaving me with no choice

percy *turns to will*: you now what to do

will *smiles*:

nico *breaking into a smile*: shit

percy: if me and jason were drowning who would you save?

nico: you two can swim

percy: i know, it's a hypothetical question nico! who would you save?

nico: will

percy: he's not even in this question!

nico: okay

nico: than my time and effort

percy: ...

jason: we love you too nico

not yoi trending TWICE in the same week despite no new content since 2016

“hazel is a soft girl cinnamon roll that is afraid of swearing” actually hazel levesque used to fuck up nuns so bad she got her mouth washed out with soap. hazel levesque singlehandedly killed gaea and her giant son with pure willpower. hazel levesque was the only bitch the amazons would address and left their guards with the threat of death if they didn’t cooperate. hazel tamed a horse no one else could tame in centuries and enjoyed riding on it when everyone else got sick. hazel faced death after dying and kept her head up. hazel murdered pasiphae using her own magic. hazel was hecate’s chosen one, the first person in centuries. percy jackson, son of poseidon, prophecy child, is in awe of hazel. hazel, who is headstrong and does not back down no matter the circumstance, who thinks people idiotic fools for being afraid of her brother nico. shut up she’s the most powerful girl ever

someone just pointed out that victor is holding yuuri’s water bottle cap in the new art and i’m losing my mind over it … no of course he couldn’t just set the cap down, victor had to offer to hold it for him until he was done … of course

Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -