
She/her, currently obsessing over Good Omens (sideblog: @eingutesomen). Find me on AO3 and YouTube. Owner of @boernepedia. Header by @meridithsdardenne
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EVEYRONE STAY CALM I FINISHED MON CHER IM JUST EDITING NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS HAPPENING HHH
EVEYRONE STAY CALM I FINISHED MON CHER IM JUST EDITING NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS HAPPENING HHH
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Soo, did anybody already do that, orrr....

Like, Boerne bestie... weird lying writer man said one (1) decent thing about you and you're already being silly like that??? 😭😭
Boerne being instantly awkward after somebody told him they appreciate him is 100% the anxious bitch behavior I can relate to
Boerne being instantly awkward after somebody told him they appreciate him is 100% the anxious bitch behavior I can relate to
family members will be mad at you for not spending time with them and never consider that maybe they're not nice to spend time with
Twenty Questions for Fic Writers
I'm very excited you tagged me in this, @all-my-worlds-a-stage and @fallingforfandoms! I really enjoy reading the answers from all of you.
1. How many works do you have on AO3?
109, which makes around 12 stories per year. Fun fact!
2. What’s your total AO3 word count?
360,182, which is about the total word count of C.S. Lewis’ seven-book Chronicles of Narnia series. Fun fact #2!
3. What fandoms do you write for?
Mostly Tatort Münster. Like 99.9 % mostly. I think I have only one story posted on AO3 for a different fandom (Knives Out), though I don’t post everything I write. As you might have guessed from my recent content on this blog, I’ve also started a fic for Good Omens. We will see if I will finish it, let alone post it.
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
Unsurprisingly, the fic for Knives Out has the most Kudos. Less niche than the other ones :)
Tonight Will be a Memory Too – Knives Out, Benoit Blanc/Phillip It's part of Evelyn's job at the musical theater to talk to guests. Once in a while, she gets to meet truly fascinating people. A glimpse into Benoit's and Phillip's life through the eyes of an outsider.
Ein Leben lang daheim – Tatort Münster, Thiel/Boerne Auf der Fortbildung, die sie besuchen, gibt es einen Coronafall und Thiel und Boerne müssen präventiv zwei Wochen lang in Quarantäne.
Schnee von gestern – Tatort Münster, Thiel/Boerne, co-written with Tjej Es wird Rum gemacht und es wird rumgemacht.
Tauchen ist wie Fliegen unter Wasser – Tatort Münster, Thiel/Boerne Im Münsteraner Schwimmbad kommt vor hunderten von Zuschauern eine junge Frau ums Leben. Doch die Ermittlungen gestalten sich für Thiel nicht nur aufgrund der widersprüchlichen Hinweise als schwierig …
Zuhause – Tatort Münster, Thiel/Boerne, co-written with Tjej Thiel ließ ihn gar nicht erst ausreden. Auch wenn das für ihn vielleicht ungewöhnlich war, aber er hatte sich eigentlich schon Pläne für die Feiertage gemacht. „Danke für das Angebot, aber ich wollte mal wieder nach Hause fahren.“
5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
Yes, I do! I try to answer every single one, even if it might take me a while to do so. Comments mean a lot to me and I appreciate when someone takes the time to write one. I'm especially fond of those short comment conversations, and the interaction with like-minded people. I made some friends that way.
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
I don't write a lot of angst and if I do, there will probably be at least a comforting ending. One of my rare fics, if not the only one, with angst throughout is Alles (Tatort Münster, Thiel & Boerne with hints of possible slash). Even after several years, I still like this one a lot.
7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
Well, what exactly does happiest mean, right? The great majority of my fics end with two people getting together, a storyline that tends to be quite happy in itself. One fic I consider to have a very happy ending where there is no direct romance to the plot is Ein Tännlein aus dem Walde (Tatort Münster). It's with almost everybody on the team, so a lot of Found Family feelings. I guess the Christmas theme, the high spirits of everybody and this feeling of... content make this a very happy fic to me.
8. Do you get hate on fics?
I can't remember any hate, so I guess this is a No.
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
Depends on the fic but sometimes I do. I've written explicit and less explicit stuff alike. It's been a while since I last wrote something explicit, though.
10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?
No, I've never written a crossover. I rarely read them, too.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
If so, I haven't noticed.
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
None that I know of.
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
As it becomes clear through my top fics: Yes, several and in different ways! I've co-written some fics where we took turns in writing, some where one person wrote the beginning and the other person completed the story, some where we brainstormed together and one person wrote most of it by themselves. I really enjoy writing with another person! The discussions, different ideas and chances to read parts I haven't written keep me excited about the story. It's like a series of prompts!
14. What’s your all time favourite ship?
I would have to lie to say that it wasn't Thiel/Boerne from Tatort Münster. They were the first ship I can remember shipping (apart from Ernie and Bert, maybe) and even though I don't agree with everything done in the canon, I hold them close to my heart.
15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
I once started writing a Groundhog-Day-inspired fic for Tatort Münster where Boerne relives the same day over and over again and thinks it's about a murder case when it's actually about, shocked noises, love. The idea is still interesting to me but I doubt I will find the motivation to properly plot this.
16. What are your writing strengths?
Something that comes relatively easy to me and what people tend to highlight in their comments is the dialogues I write. I think they're what I like best about many of my stories.
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
I'm not good at writing quickly, as I tend to overthink. And it’s difficult for me to keep the right tempo of telling the story, and having a conclusive story arch, especially in long fics. I sometimes feel like I randomly elaborate on parts of the fic rather than actually think about it.
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?
If it suits the story, why not. I don’t think I have done it yet, though.
19. First fandom you wrote for?
Tatort Münster :)
20. Favourite fic you’ve written?
This one is hard. Of course, my writing style changed over the years (developed, I should hope) but I still feel very fond of most of my stories. If I absolutely have to pick a favorite, it might be Tauchen ist wie Fliegen unter Wasser (Tatort Münster, Thiel/Boerne). It took me about five years to finish this story and I am proud of all the love and work I put into it. Coming up with the murder crime, making it interesting and connecting it to the romance of Thiel and Boerne was challenging, and I am happy with how it turned out. The fic still means a lot to me.
This was so much fun! Props to everybody who read this far.
I think most people I know have already done this by now, so feel free to ignore: @cricrithings @holly-hop @keinbutterdieb @khalaris and anybody else that feels like it!