Be Sexy And Generate Idiocy

Be Sexy and Generate Idiocy

So there’s this AI quote generator called Inspirobot.me, and apparently it can generate some funny and arbitrary quotes. So I decided to save a few and throw AEWVS over it lol.

I want this to be Tiara and Alice’s dynamic so bad.

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squints *whip crack sfx.mp3* HOW OLD R U

I’m in senior highschool so don’t go too overboard with the sexy.

I headcannon that the hieroglyphics on the slates in Alex's realm can be shifted into whatever he wants.

So say that Olivia and Scrina bring Alice to his realm b/c Alice is a history teacher and she can probs translate it?

Scrina: I want to know what this means. It has always bothered me.

Olivia: *nods in agreement*

Alice: *looks at pillar of stone*

Alice: *With a disgruntled face* It just says 'pee pee poo poo'.

Olivia and Scrina: ......what.

*Very distant and bellowing laughter can be heard*

Tiara: Of course it would say that. Alex is a little shit.

I’m sorry if this looks sloppy but I can’t get the idea out my head, in which Candy Princess literally fights Alex with the soda she steals from you lmao. Transcript below the cut.

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