cornedbread

Is he basic or just a joke? He is a basic joke!

【She/her】【Autodesk Sketchbook + Flipaclip】 Corned Bread • コーンドブレッド • Корнед Брэд (@Rpcsa8 on Twitter) Art tag: #corny creationsText tag: #loaf of textShitpost tag: #corn crap

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Teacher: Students, Let's Do An Activity Worth Points Towards The Average. What Is Your Biggest Dream?

Teacher: Students, let's do an activity worth points towards the average. What is your biggest dream?

Zauchka: I want to be president of the United States and end corruption.

Tristal: I want to have infinite money to buy lots of robux.

Mini Billy: I want to die.

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P.1 Billy’s Son talking to an adult: Hello sir. How can I help you? The adult’s eyes are blacked out. P.2 Billy’s Son pointing at a direction; guiding another a student by holding her hand: The computer room is open from 8AM-4PM so if you (…) Mara: Ačiū! P.3 An adult is pulling Son towards them by wrapping their around him. Their hand rests on Son’s shoulder. The adult is blabbering about something while Son sits their silently half-heartedly listening. Son’s thoughts: People who buy NFTs are fucking stupid… The word, “fucking” is distorted and blurry. There is an annotation in the middle of this doodle board: When interacting with other students or adult accquaintances, Billy’s Son is very polite and formal. Subsequently, he is also very emotionally distant. He is very honest with his feelings, but does not want to offend anyone. So if there’s nothing good to say, then don’t say anything at all.

P.1 Billy’s Son: I don’t like the smell of your breath so I threw away your drink. Joe: Who hurt you? P.2 Billy’s Son: I installed a program that turns every application into a redirect for “Eek Penis!” Tristan staring in horror at his computer screen which is playing a youtube video titles “Eek Penis!”: Dude?! Tristan’s speech bubble is covering Son’s speech bubble as if he were interrupting him. There is an annotation at the bottom left of the doodle board: When interacting with people he is close with or extremely fond of, he is blunt and petty. He causes alot of trouble but it’s only meant to be playful. Subsequently, this version of him is alot more expressive.

P.1 John carrying Billy’s Son piggyback style. Son has his eyes closed and has arms wrapped around John’s shoulders, he is happily relaxed. John has a neutral expression. P.2 Billy’s Son giving his dad a glass of unknown drink. He looks quite happy, Billy is also pleased. P.3 Billy’s Son handing Joe a bottle of moonshine, looking defeated: Fine… Here’s your drink. I don’t see how this makes you happy, when my dad drinks he shuts down. You do you, I guess. Joe silently looks at the child handing him a bottle.

In a way, by allowing people to misinterpret him as a sweet child, Billy’s Son is the best liar. He doesn’t even need to say a lie, instead he lets people make up their own stories.

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son bbeg I am summoning Poka… 🛐 come here Poka billys basics loaf of text corny creations billys basic educational game joe jbjg tristan dfac shy john bbeg Joe and Tristan on the same page… The first time this has ever happened in BBAU

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4 months ago

Two more babies have hit the Le family. Meet Asier — a Dollex baby (Realex is the father!) — made by @filefodder and Rhubarb Algebra Class — a Davelex baby (Faklex is the mother…) — by @floororangejuice :^)

S.1 A height chart of Asier, Rhubarb and El Le. Their names are written in English, Russian and Japanese next to the lines marking their heights, the list goes: •Rhubarb, Рубарб, ルバーブ •Asier, Ашийр. アシエル •El Le, Эл Лэ, エル・レー Rhubarb is the tallest and El Le is the shortest. S.2 CornedBread forces her tophat onto File’s head, there is “Thank you!” written next to the doodle. S.3 Rhubarb tilting his head toward his raised scythe in a cat’ish pose. There is a screenshot of a discord message in his speech bubble, it is a reply to the question, “Why does he look like a wolf?” The reply is “sans under tall.” S.4 CornedBread pinching and stretching OrangeJuice’s cheeks, there is “Thank you!” written next to the doodle. S.5 Asier happily hugging El Le tightly, his cheeks and hands are pressed against Asier’s body. The discord message in Asier’s speech bubble says in all-caps, “HELLOOOO EVERYONE! >:3333 HOW ARE YOU? :3” S.6 El Le cutely saying, “Spare a coffee for a little guy if ever?”

We (i.e. 🌽🍞/🍊🧃/📁🌊) decided that all these babies are part of an AU called the “El Gato AU” (Also occassionally reffered to as “Alexlings/Billylings AU,” name is still pending).

Rhubarb full body drawing by FloorOrangeJuice. His head is a sphere with hair that clings to it, so it resembles a buzzecut. He has dark brown cat ears, same shade as his hair. There is no neck, similar to Dave (DFAC). The torso is a blue cylinder with blue and light-blue zigzags pattern, resembling Alex's sweater. His arms are long blue cylinders, hands are skin-coloured balls. One of the arms is raised and has the grey bone scythe, that Alex is depicted with, sticking out as if it connected by the wrist like a door hinge. Close to the scythe there are blue spikes coming off the wrist. He has dark blue cylinders for legs, but they are amputated at the knee. The kneecaps of the prosthetics (running blades) are diamond metal — similar material to Dave (DnB)'s prostehtics. Rhubarb's face resembles Dave's face with the floating 3D mouth and beady sphere eyes. However, there is a vertical scar in the middle of his face that marks where the demon face opening is.

Rhubarb, Asier and El Le cuddling together. Rhubarb is lickng a peeved Asier's face. El Le is resting peacefully.

Asier is a chubby-looking doll that is fair-skinned. They have burgundy hair that is slightly curled at the tips; there is a big bang that is swept to the left. The hair is applecut length. They are wearing a light purple shirt that is rolled up at the sleeves; A vibrant lilac vest with pink zigzags on it — a thinner-lined variation of Alex's sweater — it has one breast pocket onneach side, there is a pink star button close the vest; a vibrant candy pink knee-length skirt. No shoes. The hands and feet have two lines embroided to imply fingers on the mitten-shaped hands. There is an annotation: First bullet says, "they/them;" second bullet says, "three to four years old (here);" third bullet says, "Plushie. Face is an embroidered design! It can still change expression anyway ←(How convenient!)"

【Symbol Guide】

🌷 Alex

📓 Dolly

♿️ Dave

🍕 Tristan

🧤 Billy

I would like to introduce you all to El Le, the mpreg egg child of Billy and Alex. I named him that because Alex’s nickname in GD is “El Gato,” then I just took the “Le” surname from Billy’s family.

He is a dosgusting criftter I hate dhim he is so ugldy, he is an accident, he is a mistake. Goodbye, son. Oh also, here’s another idea I proposed but I was rejected by Holly.

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