Jeff: Ben, Why Tf Don't Through, Though, Rough, And Cough Rhyme?

Jeff: Ben, why tf don't Through, Though, rough, and cough rhyme?

BEN: I don't know. English is just weird, I guess.

Jeff: BUT WHY DOES PONY AND BOLOGNA RHYME INSTEAD?!

BEN: ...

Jeff: ...

BEN and Jeff at the same time: Slenderrrr!!

Thank Heavens someone has finally found a way to protect digital artists from theives. 😭🙏

So a free tool called GLAZE has been developed that allows artists to cloak their artwork so it can't be mimicked by AI art tools.

AI art bros are big mad about it.

BEN, deep in shower thoughts: "Future you is probably insulting present you."

Jeff, already in a bad mood: "I will ruin his fucking life." *Pulls out a knife.*

BEN: I won't look at the sun so I won't go blind.

Jeff: BE SUPIERIOR AND CHALLENGE ITS MOCKING GAZE!!

BEN: *Thinks of the Egyptian Sun God.* RAAAAAHHHH!!!

Jeff: *Thinks BEN is gonna do it.* RAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Jeff: *Stares at sun and goes blind.*

Ben: BRO I JUST SAID NOT TO LOOK AT THE SUN-

Jeff: BUT YOU SAID RAAAHH!

Y'all I'm caught in an act rn and Idk what to do 😭🙏

There's this girl on my snapchat who added me thru the school, and she apparently knows me??? I have no Idea who this girl is tho, so when she snapped me, I acted like I knew her.

WELL I'VE BEEN ACTUALLY SEEING HER AROUND SCHOOL LATELY AND SHE JUST HAPPENED TO BE AT MY LUNCH BECAUSE I HAD 3RD PERIOD LUNCH TODAY- AND SHE WANTED TO SIT WITH ME TO CHAT.

I HAVE NO CLUE WHO THIS GIRL IS OR HOW TF SHE KNOWS ME, BUT SHE IS COMPLETELY COMFORTABLE JUST TALKING ABT WHATEVER AND I WAS JUST ROLLING WITH IT-

I'VE BEEN PONDERING FOR WEEKS Y'ALL- WEEKS!!! IDK WHO TF SHE IS BUT SHE IS RLLY NICE AND I WOULD FEEL SO BAD IF I ADMITTED I HAD NO CLUE WHO SHE WAS 😭🙏

SHE EVEN OFFERED TO DRIVE ME HOME FROM SCHOOL TMW BC SHE ALSO ONLY HAS ONE TEST TO DO-

AND IDK IF SHE'S ABSOLUTELY MAD OR IF SHE ACTUALLY BELIEVES SHE KNEW ME WELL ENOUGH AT SOME POINT- 💀

I was thinking abt easing the question out of her when I see her next-

I'm thinking abt asking her tmw,

"So how did we meet? I know we met at some point, I just don't remember how-"

My friend said I should add;

"Sorry, my mind is all messed, yk ADHD and all so I kind of forgot"

¡AAAAAAAAAÆEEEEEEEEE- IDKKKKKK!!!!

Uhm okay this is my first time doing this, and I usually watch Tv shows, but here you go-

1: Labyrinth

2: Ponyo

3: Beauty and The Beast

4: The Lion King

5: Tangled

6: Howl's Moving Castle

7: Batman Returns

Special mentions to

1: The Last Unicorn

2: Trolls World Tour

3: The Mortal Kombat Story Scenes put together-

@myriadblvck @intimidating-fettuccine

top 7 comfort movies tag

tagged by @cloudofbutterflies92 ✨ so here they are:

• The Godfather

• The Shining

• The Crow

• John Wick

• Donnie Darko

• Bullet Train

• House of Gucci

tagging:

@thosewhowrite @aceghosts @carlosoliveiraa @chazz-anova @strafethesesinners @socially-awkward-skeleton @killerspinal @sirensmaw @justasmolbard @mutantthedark @sosbela if u want to have a go and share!