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Did You Watched The New Monkey King Movie On Netflix?

Did you watched the new Monkey King movie on Netflix?

I HAVE NOT BUT I REALLY WANT TO BC IT LOOKS SO FUN 🤩🤩🤩

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1 year ago

Just a random idea, Monkey having a toddler monkey child reader (maybe 2 to 3 years old) that he keeps hidden on Flower Fruit Mountain for protective reasons, imagine everyone's reaction to meeting this little cutie when they only came to FFM to visit.

Aww I love that actually

Monkey King w/ Toddler Monkey Child reader! Headcanons

You're in good hands! Or, well, paws??

He keeps you very safe. There are lots of monkeys he trusts to take care of you if he's unable to

You live with him in his hut primarily, but there are tree nests scattered throughout flower fruit if ever he wants you two to sleep under the stars

He leaves a few duplicates with you if he has to leave for an extended period of time

When he finally lets the gang meet you he makes sure you're secured to him the whole time--he doesn't want anyone else picking you up or anything especially if you're not comfy with it.

MK and Mei absolutely adore you, Mei wants to take a bunch of pictures and put you in cute pic outfits! And MK just wants to hug you tight

Pigsy and Tang are questioning Wukong like "how old are they?" "do you take care of them properly??" "Do you need a set of actual babysitters??"

Sandy is probably the best with kids so he gets attached to you easily! But he won't like grab you off the ground to hug you--he doesn't want to make you upset

Redson is indifferent, he only came along because MK and Mei dragged them into it but he guesses you're pretty cute for the child of his parent's enemy

Macaque thinks you're really adorable and of course his parental instincts kick in but he'd never admit it

Over time the gang becomes like your adoptive family in a way and Wukong trusts them with you if he's not able to take care of you at the moment.

It's all very sweet :)) and you are treated with the utmost love and care(you're also spoiled rotten but really what's the problem with that?)


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1 year ago

Hi! I was wondering could I request an MK version of your Redson post? You know the one with reader S/O being LBD's host and the aftermath, Please and thanks!

Awe absolutely!! Here's the link to the redson version in case anyone was curious!

https://www.tumblr.com/crypticjackal13/716614397794074624/what-about-red-son-reacting-to-the-reader-being?source=share

MK x GN!Reader -- aftermath of being possessed by LBD Headcanons!

Hi! I Was Wondering Could I Request An MK Version Of Your Redson Post? You Know The One With Reader S/O

HE WAS SO WORRIED FOR YOU

Poor baby saw you get possessed and probably had to convince himself not to go apeshit right then and there

So, so hesitant to physically fight you. He tries to go for more on the offense, refusing to make an actual attack against you

SWK and Macaque are understanding of MK's problem and take the lead more or less

As soon as he sees LBD yeet you, he goes and catches you. He gets you somewhere safe--probably the van?--and then he fights like HELL

When the fight is over you wake up when everyone is on their way to FFM(the gang is riding in the van). MK's hoodie is over you like a blanket and he's holding you close like he's worried you might disappear if he doesn't.

He's tense. He's overthinking everything. He can't believe he let all of this happen. He 1000% believes it's all his fault.

Just sit there and cuddle up to him and squeeze his hand and reassure him he couldn't have known any of this would happen.

He'll get you whatever food and drinks you want the next few days, abuse that power however you want lmao

Super sweet, always makes sure you're alright with being left alone and if not he takes you with him on deliveries

He's going to be way more protective of you from now on


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1 year ago

hey btw if you're in the USA at  2:20 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Oct. 4, they're testing the emergency broadcast system. your phone is probably going to make a really loud noise, even if it's on silent. there's a backup date on the 11th if they need to postpone it.

if you're not in a safe situation and have an extra phone, you should turn that phone completely off beforehand.

additionally, if you're like me, and are easily startled; i recommend treating it like a party. have a countdown or something. be surrounded by your loved ones. take the actions you personally need to take to make yourself safe.

i have already seen mockery towards any person who feels nervous about this. for the record, it completely, completely valid to have "emergency broadcast sounds" be an anxiety trigger. do not let other people make fun of you for that. emergency sounds are legitimately engineered to make us take action; those of us with high levels of anxiety and/or neurodivergence are already pre-disposed to have a Bad Time. sometimes it is best to acknowledge that the situation will be triggering for some, and to prepare for that; rather than just saying "well that's stupid, it's just a test."

"loud scary sound time" isn't like, my favorite thing, but we can at least try to prevent some additional anxiety by preparing for it. maybe get yourself a cake? noise cancelling headphones? the new hozier album? whatever helps. love u, hope you're okay. we are gonna ride it out together.

1 year ago

People who think Miguel O'Hara is a master liar are so funny because you know what a master liar would do -

they would NOT tell Miles Morales his dad is dying in 2 days

Miguel is honest to a fault, but the contention lies in that what he believes is anathema to what Miles believes

He tells Miles what he thinks he needs to know but doesn't tell him truths that would only hurt him until he becomes angry enough to do so ("you're the original anomaly")

He's not trying to manipulate Miles. Miguel didn't lie even once in ATSV. His faults are elsewhere.