People Who Think Miguel O'Hara Is A Master Liar Are So Funny Because You Know What A Master Liar Would

People who think Miguel O'Hara is a master liar are so funny because you know what a master liar would do -

they would NOT tell Miles Morales his dad is dying in 2 days

Miguel is honest to a fault, but the contention lies in that what he believes is anathema to what Miles believes

He tells Miles what he thinks he needs to know but doesn't tell him truths that would only hurt him until he becomes angry enough to do so ("you're the original anomaly")

He's not trying to manipulate Miles. Miguel didn't lie even once in ATSV. His faults are elsewhere.

If you’re living in the US and reading this right now, I need you to know that if republicans take over office this next election, human rights are as good as dead.

The Heritage Foundation, a major Republican think tank, has published a 1,000 page document detailing how they want conservatives to take over the government and what they think should be done as soon as they’re in office. It is, in a nutshell, a call for fascism.

If you’re trans, know that one of the things it includes is basically banning trans people from having our existence acknowledged and it’s worded in a way where you could reasonably understand it to mean that being trans and going out in public is enough to get you put in jail for exposing minors to porn.

If you’re an immigrant, sanctuary cities are also going to be dead under this plan as district attorneys who don’t enforce the federal laws they plan to implement will be charged with crimes as well and they’re banking on them not being willing to pay the fines they’d be charged with in order to protect you.

If you care about climate change and safety regulations, kiss the regulations goodbye and prepare to watch the environment slowly get destroyed.

Here’s a link to the video I watched on this

Here’s a PBS article on it

Here’s where you can read the whole thing if you’re so inclined

Can I request Yin and Jin crushing super hard on Shy!Younger sister of Mk, they're both trying constantly to get her attention and win her over, and the gang is not happy about it (especially Mk)

Assistant Demon: What are doing, you oafs?

Yin and Jin: She's pretty~

Assistant Demon: And you're ugly now get back to work

Lol thank you for this, also it turned out way longer than I thought it would

Yin & Jin x MK's Shy Younger Sister Reader Headcanons!

stupid lovesick fools --is how the assistant demon describes these two when she first finds out about their crushes on you. she is the backbone of their group and she does not understand why they can't JUST FOCUS ON TRYING TO WREAK SOME CHAOS

I imagine they came across you on accident. you were just there with Mei and MK, probably getting some food and TRYING to have a chill day with your bro, but then they came along like "HAHA FIGHT US MONKIE KID--oh hello who's this??" and they instantly tried to poke their noses into your business.

obviously MK whooped their asses for even going near you(he is very protective of you dammit)

Mei is also upset(bc if MK gets upset so does she) and she will whoop their asses too

The assistant demon shows up to collect the boys and instead of the two of them being upset they lost as usual they're instead........rambling and gushing about this cute girl they saw??? she doesn't understand.

Yin and Jin become a real thorn in MK's side for the next few WEEKS because they've learned where he is, you aren't far behind

you're freaking out bc why are these demons so interested in you?? but they're like being super obvious about their crushes--they ABSOLUTELY sat outside your house with a boombox and some flowers and "whatever else human girls are into these days"

Pigsy and MK scared them off because it was 3 in the morning

eventually the two of them caught you alone, and very quickly tried to explain why they were there--trying to make it brief just in case MK might be lurking somewhere

they're very sweet about it, they politely ask you out, and you do your best to explain to MK and Pigsy and Tang that you've simply caught the boys' fancy and you're gonna go on a date with them to give them a chance!!

everything goes smoothly(about as smoothly as it can with those two), but expect to see three poorly-disguised men following along at a distance. it's just MK, Mei, and Pigsy in trenchcoats, sunglasses, hats, and fake moustaches--don't be alarmed

.....yeah, it's gonna be a little awkward having Yin and Jin over for dinner

Did you watched the new Monkey King movie on Netflix?

I HAVE NOT BUT I REALLY WANT TO BC IT LOOKS SO FUN 🤩🤩🤩

not the coquettes literally reinventing nazi phrenology on tiktok