Okay So Spoilers But MY FRIEND GOT THE GAME AND SCORBUNNYS FINAL EVOLUTION IS PURE FIRE. THANK THE HEAVENS.

Okay so spoilers but MY FRIEND GOT THE GAME AND SCORBUNNYS FINAL EVOLUTION IS PURE FIRE. THANK THE HEAVENS.

somebody else caption this i don’t want to

has a dream about watching someone stream a really cool game on twitch. you started out as a servant to an abusive master, then you become servant to the prince and someone attempts to kidnap him but they get you instead. so now you’re in some other kingdom and somehow you start practicing magic. there are spells for turning things into rock, called “queen of (mineral) like we see a scene of someone turning a monster into amethyst with the queen of amethyst spell. also there’s a small list of materials that you can mix together in different ways and turn into different things, one of them is phosphorus which is made from your pee. so you’re staying in this big haunted castle and being a little alchemist wizard, doing little quests for the servants and ghosts and solving mysteries. also it was vr in the beginning of the game but eventually it became pixelated like stardew valley/pokemon/octopath traveler. when i, in the dream, made the stream smallscreen because the streamer was now having a serious talk, i saw that the game was called pee wizard. all lowercase.

You cant be a true goblin if you dont love and appreciate moomins (especially snufkin) with your whole heart

incorrect quotes part 2

part 1, part 3

“heartlessly: I won’t budge on wanting love:

human touch: not everything”

Penis: out

remember when pisspiggranddad’s girlfriend happened to be a Woke writer for Buzzfeed and wrote + published a (very shittily written) poem about how, despite all his leftist “posturing”, he still left her to do all the dishes, and then PPG as well as his actual girlfriend responded with “who the fuck are you?” and then it turned out that not only had the writer never dated PPG, she had literally never met him in her life, and she kind of just deleted the poem without offering any sort of explanation whatsoever? good times

(to the tune of play that funky music)

take your medication, white boy. take your medication riiiight