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she magne on my cum til i laude

(to the tune of play that funky music)

take your medication, white boy. take your medication riiiight

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

I found a little caterpillar in my lettuce today shes my friend now. In other news chapter 5 is here

if richie lived this totally would have happened like once. this is so him. he has unintentional rizz. idk who the girl he's talking to about naruto would be but just take this post please

finally!!!! it is here!!!!!!! I don’t know how I managed to write 10k words in 4 chapters do not ask me. any thoughts on next chapter being another Richie pov? they’re a lot easier to write but I feel like they might b boring to read? Idk.

local richie writer ignores him for an entire chapter

teensy weensy filler chapter, how exciting. i had to make a decision tree to find out which ships could happen. i considered everything and i think i’ve planned out the best possible scenario

okay this is it, the fifth and final quote post for u losers

part 1

Guys,,,, i posted fanfiction for the first time in 7 years,,, it’s a self insert/reader thing because I am cringe but I am free. Fellow Richie enjoyers should check it out. I already have chapter 2 and 3 written out I just need to edit them and figure out where I want the story to go lol.

MORE. (part 4)

part 1, part 5

someone help i can’t stop making incorrect quotes (part 3)

part 1, part 4

incorrect quotes part 2

part 1, part 3

spent far too long on incorrect quote generator

part 2

WHY DOES THE MSG NOTIFICATION SOUND LIKE THAT

she midwife on my cobbler till i bildad the shuhite

has a dream about watching someone stream a really cool game on twitch. you started out as a servant to an abusive master, then you become servant to the prince and someone attempts to kidnap him but they get you instead. so now you’re in some other kingdom and somehow you start practicing magic. there are spells for turning things into rock, called “queen of (mineral) like we see a scene of someone turning a monster into amethyst with the queen of amethyst spell. also there’s a small list of materials that you can mix together in different ways and turn into different things, one of them is phosphorus which is made from your pee. so you’re staying in this big haunted castle and being a little alchemist wizard, doing little quests for the servants and ghosts and solving mysteries. also it was vr in the beginning of the game but eventually it became pixelated like stardew valley/pokemon/octopath traveler. when i, in the dream, made the stream smallscreen because the streamer was now having a serious talk, i saw that the game was called pee wizard. all lowercase.

gotham fans will say “i love this scene” and this is the scene

i dont know what cellulite is and at this point im afraid to ask

Okay so spoilers but MY FRIEND GOT THE GAME AND SCORBUNNYS FINAL EVOLUTION IS PURE FIRE. THANK THE HEAVENS.

somebody else caption this i don’t want to

I just want a girl who throws rocks at my window at night, to then bike down to the woods, where we share a picnic table and look at the stars while holding hands. Is that too much to ask for?

You cant be a true goblin if you dont love and appreciate moomins (especially snufkin) with your whole heart

When Nintendo releases the new evolutions and scorbunny turns into a fire/fighting

somebody else caption this i don’t want to

“heartlessly: I won’t budge on wanting love:

human touch: not everything”

Penis: out

remember when pisspiggranddad’s girlfriend happened to be a Woke writer for Buzzfeed and wrote + published a (very shittily written) poem about how, despite all his leftist “posturing”, he still left her to do all the dishes, and then PPG as well as his actual girlfriend responded with “who the fuck are you?” and then it turned out that not only had the writer never dated PPG, she had literally never met him in her life, and she kind of just deleted the poem without offering any sort of explanation whatsoever? good times