Incorrect Quotes Part 2

incorrect quotes part 2

part 1, part 3

spent far too long on incorrect quote generator

part 2

she midwife on my cobbler till i bildad the shuhite

Okay so spoilers but MY FRIEND GOT THE GAME AND SCORBUNNYS FINAL EVOLUTION IS PURE FIRE. THANK THE HEAVENS.

somebody else caption this i don’t want to

okay this is it, the fifth and final quote post for u losers

part 1

“heartlessly: I won’t budge on wanting love:

human touch: not everything”

Penis: out

remember when pisspiggranddad’s girlfriend happened to be a Woke writer for Buzzfeed and wrote + published a (very shittily written) poem about how, despite all his leftist “posturing”, he still left her to do all the dishes, and then PPG as well as his actual girlfriend responded with “who the fuck are you?” and then it turned out that not only had the writer never dated PPG, she had literally never met him in her life, and she kind of just deleted the poem without offering any sort of explanation whatsoever? good times