So, The Three Main Fandom Takeaways From Frozen Empire Are:

So, the three main fandom takeaways from Frozen Empire are:

First crushes can literally be the end of the world.

Peck is still dickless.

Lars pretty.

Incorrect Egon x reader quotes

Egon: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— Y/N: Hi. Egon: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

Egon, trying to flirt with Y/N: I think both of our families suck.

Egon: Do you love me? Y/N: We’re literally married. Egon: Yeah, but as friends or—

Egon: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? Y/N: Aww- Egon: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

Egon: Are you trying to seduce me? Y/N: Why, are you seducible?

TOS headcanon reacting to finding your nest in their quarters

Ostaran!reader (I mean the implication of nesting is kinda fem, but no pronouns or real description used for reader, so take it as you will)

Jim

Losing his mind

Like OMG, You put your nest in his room?!?!

Loves it so much

can’t believe you feel comfortable enough to put one so near his bed

tries so friggin hard not to even breathe in its direction

if you invite him to snuggle in it he will die

if you let him, he’ll start collecting you more blankets and pillows and things

like you’ll come to your new nest and find a new pile of materials near by

Spock

Honoured, but a little put off by the fact that you made it right in the doorway

Still won’t move and avoids stepping in it like the plague

will ask very kindly if you might move it to a more convenient location

would even help you to move your nest if you allow it, otherwise he’ll just read his book and let you do your thing.

the internal mushy feelings are real though

like won’t let anything happen to your nest at all

if you invite him to snuggle in your nest he will await your explicit instructions so as not to mess it up

Might start brining you little pieces for your nest that you express any interest in

Bones

Okie dokie

Doesn’t mess with it, but won’t bring it up unless you do first

it if you wait too long to bring it up he’ll look at you over the edge of the bed with a raised eyebrow as you snuggle into your nest

“Did you wanna join me?” He just shakes his head, “not what I meant,”

his words do not however match the action that is instantly plopping into the nest with you

he won’t go super out of his way to bring you more material, but he does think your nest looks a little sparse so if he sees something he thinks you’ll like he’ll get it for you.

he also definitely leaves little snacks next to your nest for you.

seriously, you accumulate a whole stash

But the complexity and the grey lie not in the boop, but what you do with the boop once you have it.