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A new town everytime Max Caufield decides to save a woman's life:

QUIT SMILING AT ME, I CAN'T STOP MESSING UP MY SENTENCES WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.

Sadly yes, 99.9% of them are murders. Do I care? No I don’t.

Y/N looking @ all her fictional crushes: It's just theres something about them.....

Friend: Oh well they're cute.

Y/N whispers something in their ear

Friend: THEY'RE MURDERERS!!!!

The men:

Have I seen videos of sugar gliders and want to give Maggie one now? Maybe.

I love this idea so much my mind is REELING

FUCk, now thinking about alien kings with human advisors. Like, the human is seen as this mystical, strange creature (who really was just doing some research on the planet and got roped into the political drama) and now they stand stoically behind their bizarre, cosmically horrifying monarch, surveying the parade of potential suitors, land grabbers, and visiting monarchs.

Imagine it! Just a human made up in the regalia of the alien court, whispering in the ear of an eldritch king, eyeing you from across the hall.